Directions:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
please dont stop the music

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
homecoming?

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

gimme what ya got

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

santeria

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

start all over

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO ?

heaven

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

the salmon dance

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

but its better if you do

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

heater

WHAT IS 2+2?

make my day

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?

picture perfect

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

follow me

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

date rape

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?

this love

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

gorilla

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

7 things i hate about you

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

music has saved me

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??

We made it

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??

moving mountains

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

thunder in paradise

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

cold as ice

WHAT WILL YOU REPOST THIS AS?
love me sexy

1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see 6.Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
7.Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
8.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
9.Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
10.Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
11.In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World 12.Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
13.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
14.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
15.Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
16.Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
17.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
18.If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
19.Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
20.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
21.There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
22.Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
23.Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
24.Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
25.When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
26.The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
27.A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
28.Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
29.Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
30.Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
31.The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
32.Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
33.Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
34.Chuck Norris has two spe

Number One:
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that say
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arn't I hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


Number Two:
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


Number Three:
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


Number Four:
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


Number Five:
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


Number Six:
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all (hint hint).
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


Number Seven:
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


Number Eight:
Little first formers or younger who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here!!!


Number Nine:
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


Number Ten:
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


Number Eleven:
And if you open a message and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight",
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!


"Like oh my god if u repost this in 1 second, at midnight your true love will...FUCK UP that ain't gonna happen"

Grow some brains dickhead!!!


Load of bullshit!