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Jeff Dunham is a fucking LEDGEND

Me, Myself, and I

*♥*Hey*♥*

I might like you. The likelihood is that I won't, and if you're going to play a role of any significance in my life then I have probably already met you. And if i haven't then be nice, yeah?

I think in a bad sense of mind, or pessimistic as some might say, I do not want your attention, so you should stop reading now..

I ♥ hair straigtners without them I have the curliest have this side of the Missisppi River.

I will get you lost no matter where I am. Trust me.

Im an isomniac half the time, you can't wake me up and I'll sleep all day the other half of the time.

I am really quiet all the time.

Sugar will always make me hyper.

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.

*♥*Music*♥*

ANBERLIN --> fookin awesome band man.. Rage Against the Machine, Metallica, Soulfly, Motor Head, System of a Down, Slipknot, Fear Factory, Machine Head, Killswitch Engage, Guns 'n Roses, AC/DC, The Doors, Led Zepplin, Iron Maiden, Thin Lizzy, Dropkick Murphys, NoFX, Mest, Good Charlotte, FOB, Ramones, Less Than Jake, Green Day (only there old stuff), Sex Pistols, The Pogues, Black Flag, Flatliner, Chiodos, Mastadon, Anti Flag, Hinder, Bowling for Soup, 30 seconds to mars, cobra starship, elliot minor, scary kids scaring kids.. just shout when you get pissed off reading

*♥*Films*♥*

the boondock saints rock.. go rent it or buy it.. you wont regret it awesome film! and so is edward scissorhands nevermind what marc says about it cos he's a beanpole.. yes he is.. my fav movie of all time has to be the labyrinth.. cos its just the coolest film ever.. and im a dork.. so you know.. goes well together, also the war of the buttons is awesome.. cant find it anywhere tho apart from youtube most tim burton movies are good specially his lil skits (sat and watched them in tech and laughed until people thought i was insane)

*♥*BFFs♥*

i have the coolest BFF ever.. clare (naturally) she fucking rocks so much and i know shes always there for me if something happens and i need help.. love yhoo clare!

*♥*Scared Of*♥*

loads of stuff... some of them are really stupid though.. stupid and scary... *shivers* im not giving examples cos they are used against me to freak me out.. like ben the other day being a scary clown man... bastard and steffen holdin a painted paper machier bird and squakin at me.. lousey danish pikhovle

*♥*Loves*♥*

sleezy people(fucking class), hugs, sleeping, drinking, my fone, my computer, when i have money, bebo, people who leave me their love for the day, things i steal from people, my shoelaces, when people randomly comment me, meeting people i havnt seen in ages, real friends, goin out with people i like, bound for, random assed convos, msn, movies, good music, the aerosmith coaster and haunted mansion in euro disney, random trips to DENMARK, danish people, getting drunk with the danish, trampolines, JEFF DUNHAM and his puppets.. made me laugh so hard i cried!

*♥*Speech*♥*

Dear Class of 05. I'm a lady. Not a fella. Any feminists who have a problem with that can meet me outside. I'l like to say it was truly an enjoyable experience. If I encounter any of you in the world I will surely make you bleed. The world of tommorow is at our fingertips. If you touch any parts of it that I've deemed as mine I will make you regret it. Love Aiveen

*♥*Hates*♥*

MARC, Chavs, louts, Cyclists, Public Transport, Tramps, Hippies, Non-Tiredness, Fakes, Bastards, Bus Drivers, People who Strut, People who walk like they have a cat shoved up they’re ass, People who walk into you, People who wear shorts, Cigarettes, Tourists, being a tourist, Peado's, Call Centres, Crap Music, Flies, Moths, 3.15am, Naturists, people who backstab, people who are always cheerful, people who dont get my sick humour, people who dont know me but hate me, steriotypers, bugs of any kind, long words, having no money, being a dumbass, rambo, conor and ben scaring me, when people abandon me, when things are complicated, when u cant have someone or something u really want, Puzzles, Sudoku, and any other "games" that are not fun, when im alone on holiday, sunburn

The Other Half Of Me

Mr Gibbs

Ear whisperer! :O

Dr Evil - Hard Knock Life

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