Redneck
[] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[] Do you drive four-wheelers?
[] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[X] Do you like to get dirty?
[] Do you like country music?
[] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
[] Do you live on more then 2 acres?
[] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
Total x: 1

-Goth--
[] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[X] Is most of your clothing dark?
[] Do you think about death often?
[] Do you want to die?
[] Are you a social outcast?
[] Are you pale?
[] Do you like Hot Topic?
[] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies?
[] Are you mean?
Total x: 1


--Punk--
[] Can you skateboard?
[X] Do you wear Vans?
[X] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[x] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
[x] Do you watch the x-games?
[] Do you have any piercings?
[] Do you like/wear mohawks?
[X] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
[x] Have you called someone a poser recently?
Total x: 7

--Prep--
[X] Do you say the word "like"?
[] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/Aero?
[] Do you pop the collar?
[] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?
[] Is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen?
[] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?
[] Do you like pop music? (Only 80's pop...)
[x, if olny a kelpie is small ?] Do you want/have a little dog?
Total x: 2 maby

--Hippie--
[X, semi and guna b dreaded] Is your hair long?
[] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[] Do you want to save the animals?
[X ] Do you think war is unneccesary?
[Xoccasionally] Do you like classic rock?
[x] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
[x] Have you ever smoked pot?
Total X: 5

--Gangsta--
[] Do you act ghetto?
[] Do you wear do-rags?
[x] Do you like hip-hop?
[] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[] Do you believe he's alive?
[] Do you like afros?
[x] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
[X] Do you like to dance?
[] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
Total x: 3

--Emo-
[] Do you cry often?
[X] Do you wear hoodies?
[] Do you like soft music?
[] Do people not understand you?
[] Do you write your own poems?
[X] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
[i havent cut it scince xmas...] Do you cut your own hair?
[] Are you lonely?
[]Is MCR the best band ever?
Total x: 2

--Surfer--
[] Do you surf?
[] Do you wear flip flops all year-round?
[x] Is your hair shaggy?
[] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[X] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[x] Are you tanned?
[x] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[X] Do you hate tourists?
Total x: 5
--Geek-

[only sunnies] Do you wear glasses?
[somtimes] Do you get good grades?
[] Do you use an inhaler?
[] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[fuck no] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[X] Are you on the computer often?
[] Do you look forward to going to school?
[] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[] Do you play video games?
Total x: 1possibly 3?

--Metal Head-
[] Do you own a Warlock?
[] Do You Like Heavy Solos?
[] Do you own any Iron Maiden Albums?
[X] Do You Head Bang?
[X] Is Your Hair Long?
[] Is "Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden a Great song?
[] Are you listening to Metal Now?
Total X: 2

--Stoner--
[] Do you listen to pink floyd?
[i mgiht have] Do you smoke pot?
[] Have you seen red rain?
[] Do you say skin up alot?
[x] Do you like most kinda music...especially prog rock?
[hell yea] Do you like reggae, Bob Marley etc?
[] Do you own a pipe?
[how hard can it be ?] Do you know how to make hash cake?
Total X: 2

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1 Innovative 2.Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing...

spaz... " i was just grabbing what i could!"