Dermy

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Let's hug it out bitch
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
"You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit!?" - Brodie - Mallrats

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Music
The B Sharps
Flicks
BRONSON, snatch, lock stock, trainspotting, star trek, star wars, braveheart, in the name of the father, garden state, ferris beuler, ghostbusters, 28 days later, halloween, blade runner, alien, predator, this is england, batman/dark knight, goodfellas, taxi driver, pulp fiction, alot more
Sports
i like playing football... but people dont like me playing football(tend to interrupt the flow, and fall over...alot), weight training, boxing, fighting ninjas
Scared Of
Nainsi when shes hungry, tired, or just generally pissed about something. my dad when hes hungry, kind of scare myself when im hungry, Scott in his underwear, Scott in women's underwear and or no underwear, Decky when hes horny, Denise when shes drunk, Grainne with a hangover....
Happiest When
....wearing a sweet ass hat, preferably one like Zorro's, or wearing a suit, or with my friends, or watching Kevy kill jaffa cakes(immense!)
Cant Live Without
MATES, drawing, sopranos, lost, scrubs, dancing like a prick, my sister making me watch 8 smple rules(keeps me innocent) talking politics with my dad(keeps me informed) and most of all listening to ciaran talk about evolution(god bless him..get it?)

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  • Quotes Blog ;)

    Me - Solja boy is a filthy human being...
    G - What did he do now?
    Me - Supersoak dat ho? Im offended as a gentleman!
    G - Im offended as a hoe!!

    Em on chicken pox - if its gonna happen to somebody it'll happen to somebody ginger

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    Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

    Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes.' Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

    The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. 'Logic?' Bubba says. 'What's that?'

    The dean says, 'I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?'

    'Yeah.'

    'Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard.'

    'That's true, I do have a yard.'

    'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.' 'Yes, I do have a house.'

    'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.' 'I have a family.'

    'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.'

    'Yes, I do have a wife.'

    'And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.' 'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater.' Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar. He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. 'Logic?' Jim Bob says, 'What's that?'

    Bubba says, 'I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?'

    'No.'

    'Then you're a queer.'

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  • aw crap

    think iv got the flu

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Name :   Dermy
Nick Name :   Dermy
Birthdate :   before time was time
Birthplace:   Belfast/Big Smoke
Current Location:   In a chair, its class
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   sexual red
Height:   5 nine
Weight:   13 stone(14 by xmas)
Piercings:   2
Tatoos:   7
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Decky xxxxxx
Vehicle:   My tank legs
Overused Phrase:   Fuck sake like
FAVORITES
Food:   Chicken.....
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Burn n subway
Candy:   dark chocloate, full of antioxidents....
Number:   7
Color:   burgendy
Animal:   Decky, hes a sexy beast
Drink:   rummmm
Body Part on Opposite sex:   s'all good, eyes
Perfume:   polo
TV Show:   peep show, sopranos
Music Album:   too many
Movie:   Star Trek yeoo
Actor/Actress:   William Shatner :)
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   pepsi maximum
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   subway son
Chocolate or Vanilla   choc
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   tea n toast
Kiss or Hug:   both
Dog or Cat:   d o double g
Rap or Punk:   both
Summer or Winter:   both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   both
Love or Money:   love...both
YOUR...
Bedtime:   2 hours before uni
Most Missed Memory:   my mum
Best phyiscal feature:   meh
First Thought Waking Up:   starvinnnn
Ambition:   graduate uni n be a tank
Best Friends:   g ohizzle, many many others :)
Weakness:   the ankle i keep wreckin doin the sisqo dance
Fears:   ur ma
Longest relationship:   1.5 years
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   never
Ever been beaten up:   o aye
Ever beaten someone up:   o aye, tyson
Ever Shoplifted:   no...o aye
Ever Skinny Dipped:   o aye, possibly in the lagan, dont wanna talk bout it
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   never, ew, cooties*bokes*
Been Dumped Lately:   not lately like
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   brown
Favorite Hair Color:   brown, red or blonde...any?
Short or Long:   either
Height:   anything under 8 ft 4
Style:   chav!!
Looks or Personality:   personality
Hot or Cute   hmm
Muscular or Really Skinny:   muscular?? wtf?
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   bikini bottom
How do you want to Die:   scrapping a martian
Been to the Mall Lately:   o aye
Get along with your Parents:   dads a leg end
Health Freak:   during the week
Do you think your Attractive:   meh
Believe in Yourself:   when im drunk
Want to go to College:   bombscaring uni atm
Do you Smoke:   nope, but im smokin hot :I
Do you Drink:   i have a sherry at christmas
Shower Daily:   o aye
Been in Love:   o aye
Do you Sing:   really well.......
Want to get Married:   im married to the lord
Do you want Children:   aye, all the way up to dpbxi
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   45 or when i meet lily allen
Hate anyone:   ur ma
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  • Matt
    luv Matt

    EUGH im not going on facebook. Im ashamed enough with this thing lol

    I've no money to text ye back! Nah i was fine this morn xD Drink hits ye harder when yer smoking like :P
    Did get drunk at all last night? :L

    23 godziny temu
  • Jills Nipples
    luv Jills Nipples

    NO WORRIES M8

    2 dni temu
  • Sharleen Mc Quillan
    Sharleen Mc Quillan

    hey dick tried talkin 2 ya earlier on facebook and it kept cuttin me off!!! fuckin tramps!!!!!!!!!! lmao :P

    2 dni temu
  • Kirsty McCrory
    luv Kirsty McCrory

    I don'y have it B]

    5 dni temu
  • Gerard Moran
    luv Gerard Moran

    hey man,
    how are you?
    im ridiculously sorry i havent replied for....*squints* six weeks. havent been on this thing or many things in ages! im either busy or lazy. bad combination. really busy though, stuffs ok i guess - up and down, hanging in there though, at least im not dead. always a plus. whats happening with you? we have a lot to catch up on, have to do something sometime deffo, i was meaning to text you but my phone broke and i havent transferred all my numbers over yet! will do it soon though, if your numbers still the same that is...
    but aye dude keep in touch, take care and all that, G

    6 dni temu
  • Matt
    luv Matt

    Lmao, i wasn't actually that drunk man! Its only cus i was smoking some drugs B) I had some amazing walk on the way home though... have you ever seen the silly walk from monty python? Well... yeah lol

    Darragh bought me a shot of Jaeger at one point which he eventually twisted my arm into taking ;D WEEKENDS!!!!! You coming down next weekend?

    6 dni temu
  • Matt
    luv Matt

    I was dying earlier today as well man lmao

    You's have a good time then? :D
    Doing it all over tonight again B)

    1 tydzień temu
  • Matt
    luv Matt

    Cant wait for tonight... my bones ache... for drink xD

    1 tydzień temu
  • Matt
    luv Matt

    I heard there! Mmmmm yeah i just might actually! I only have like 20 quid for the rest of the month lol GET ROTE!

    1 tydzień temu
  • Jills Nipples
    Jills Nipples

    sup sup mothalicka

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  • Nathan.
    luv Nathan.

    Yeah was fine, was sicky when I got home =]
    think I left my keys at yours btw

    Thanks for letting me stay =p drunkard

    2 tygodnie temu
  • Matt
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    lmao always a sign of a good night!! B)

    Yeah definitely! Co, Courthouse, Burn?

    2 tygodnie temu
  • Matt
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    I KNOW!!! I heard it was good aul fun from darragh? xD Who won singstar? :P

    We gotta get really blocked some time =]

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  • Conor Lavery
    luv Conor Lavery

    its the sex master himself, wats happein man? you holloween outfit looks awsome

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  • Jills Nipples
    Jills Nipples

    saw u and g crossin the road last nite, both costumes were class!

    3 tygodnie temu
  • Nicola Doole
    luv Nicola Doole

    Im alway late for college, lol. what uni you at, what u doing?? Im good apart form being stressed with uni work, saying tha im doing feck all about it,lol. U out tonight??

    4 tygodnie temu
  • Matt
    luv Matt

    Yeoooo damn right man, Grainne told me ye were going last night! :D Can't wait... gona be good craic!

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  • Nicola Doole
    luv Nicola Doole

    Hi ya, How's you? Long time no see. What you working at now??

    4 tygodnie temu