My Older Blood Brother.....
My Younger Blood Brother.....
My Fellow Anti-Christ.....
My Nymphetamine(girl/boy im addicted too).....Ste
My Ancient(advisor).....
My Servitor(slave).....
My Significant Other.....
My Drinkin Buddie.....Eva obviously!!
My Local(publican).....Cillian Fleming
My Plague(whatever you think).....
My Fellow Heretic.....
My Skin Ticket(?????).....
My Virus.....
My Next of Kin.....
My Misfit.....
My Lord Moor.....Lol Eva
My Deamon Prince.....Robin, well Princely he is
My Anarchist.....Conal
My Sex Demon.....Ste
My Personnal Entertainer.....
My Useless Bastard of a Friend.....Kieran haha
My Stoner Buddie.....
My Buddhist Friend.....
My IRA Buddie.....
My Apostle....
My lil' Neice.....Robin
My Iago.....
My Sex Master.....Ste!!
My Webcam Buddie.....
My Hospital Nurse.....
My Jestor.....Bryan!!
My Personnal DJ.....
My Screaming Partner.....

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101 Death metal Rules!!!!!!!!!!

1. Follow the rules of Death Metal
2. Death Metallers need to have really long hair (maybe down to their ankles) or no hair at all but a long beard
3. Always add a couple of blood stains in your band logo
4. Don't you ever write satanic lyrics unless you are Glen Benton
5. Be Glen Benton
6. Use the word "Skull" instead of "School" to be brutal
7. Hate subgenres, there's nothing more than "Old School Death Metal" period
8. Always claim to be Old School, even if you don't know who Xecutioner were
9. You hate the fact that people say "Death" created the genre
10. If you have an Arch Enemy record always say the following: "They suck, but Angela Gossow is sooo hot"
11. You already sold your "In Flames" albums along with everything that it's not "Old School"
12. Try to look really pissed in photos
13. Always look at the camera, but your face must be pointing upwards or downwards
14. Be GROOOOOOOWL
15. Use the word Growl a lot
16. Tell people you lived to see the "Tape Trading" days even when you're only 15 years old
17. Use a lot…and I mean a freaking lot of Breakdowns in your music
18. Always copy the riffs of someone else
19. Jump whenever you hear the main riff of "Hammer Smashed Face"
20. Hide your Cannibal Corpse albums from your mom
21. Always end the name of your band with the postfix "Ation" (Suffocation, Immolation, Incantation, Tribulation, etc.)
22. If you can't think of any name with "Ation" replace it with "Ment" (Enthrallment, Dismemberment, Abolishment, Cadaverment, etc.)
23. Ok, let's say you still can't think of any name…there's still "Ence" for you (Abhorrence, Vehemence, Benevolence, Decadence, etc.)
24. Chances are you'll end up naming your band Disgorge anyway…
25. Fart a lot
26. Burp a lot
27. Don't have a girlfriend
28. If you have a girlfriend Burp and Fart on her nose…
29. You were a member of Death
30. People say you are(were) a member of Brujeria
31. Make sure to bring your meathook for a sodomy night
32. Be extremely GROOOOOOWL
33. End a phrase with GROOOOOOOWL
34. Don't you ever…EVER…listen to Melodeath
35. Hate Melodeath by any means
36. Melodeath is totally gay
37. You have "Heartwork" in you CD collection
38. "Heartwork" was the first Melodeath album ever released
39. Therefore you're gay
40. Then you seriously hate Swedish Death Metal…
41. Swedish Metal is totally gay
42. You have the entire Unleashed collection
43. Unleashed is a Swedish Death Band
44. Therefore you're gay
45. You still hate bands like Dark Tranquility and In Flames
46. That doesn't mean you're not gay
47. You have the amazing capability of contradicting yourself
48. Always go to concerts and leave with blood in your face
49. The blood must be of someone else's nose
50. Mosh till your arms fall out from your body
51. Mosh until your legs break in half
52. TorsoMOSH!!!
53. Erik Rutan mastered your record
54. In Death Metal orgasms always come with pain instead of pleasure
55. Hate everything that is not Death Metal
56. Hate everything that is not GROWL
57. You were never a kid
58. You were born an adult
59. Have no sense of humor
60. Pee outside the can
61. Eat nothing but read meat and things that make your body fat
62. Be fat
63. Try to be extremely fat
64. If you're not fat you are Trey Azagthoth
65. Tell a cartoonist to draw your album cover
66. Tell him you want a lot of blood and sex in it
67. Always use a lot of naked chicks in your covers
68. Those naked chicks are obviously cadavers
69. Sodomize the cadavers found in your artwork
70. Dismember the cadavers in your artwork that you already sodomized
71. Have sex with the remaining parts
72. You have to be seriously sick in the head to be a Death Metaller
73. If you don't have naked chicks available, use anything that looks like pulp for your album cover
74. The good trick comes when you use pulpified fruits that look kind of Gore
75. Name your songs af

PART 1: EXPRESSIONS
1) C'mere = Excuse me
2) I will yeah! = no!
3) What's the story fella? = how are you?
4) hows the form? = hows it hanging?:
5) You would yeah! = You wouldn't dare!
6) Here la = here you are
7) There la = it's over there / look over there
State a him la = He looks bad
9) (Ah / Awe) now sham = that's good
10) I claim ya = I would really like to engage in a fight with you.
11) Pure = very
12) Two fucks = care
13) Couldn't give two fucks = I don't care
14) Like = this word is used at least once in every Cork sentence.
E.g. Ah know like you understand don't ya?
15) Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a sentence.
16) Nawful (he's a nawful langer) = terrible
17) Bate = beat up, used with da fuck. E.g. I'll bate da fuck outa ya
1 Have a lash off = have a go
19) Lash into hash = Smoke cannabis
20) Be wide = be careful
21) Scetch = There's someone coming (be wide)
22) Be doggy wide = be extra careful
23) How bad bhoy = good
24) Bhoy (pronounced-by biya) = man / person. Not necessarily a Celt.
25) A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance
PART 2: NOUNS & VERBS
26) Brasser / stella / tramp / trollup / whore bag prostitute
27) Stella = Girl who wears her hair up in bob, chews on gum, has
earings the size of hulla hoops, and are mostly norries (see no.71)
2 Jammy Rag = a tampon
29) Steamer / bender / queer / ass-bandit / faggot / puff / gaylord =homosexual
29 b) Hairy = Child molester / peodaphile or old person /experienced person
30) Blouse = Steamer ( ya fuckin' blouse)
31) Wan / bure = female
32) Young wan = female child
33) Fella / fein / feeno / your man = male
34) Small fella = Male child
35) Mam / dad / ole man / ole laid / oul fella / oul wan = mother/father
36) Lulla / subla / din-din / a suck / cream crackers = knackers
37) Apache = joyrider
3 Salk = stolen car
39) Sham = young male / hard man or knacker
40) Sham-feen = macho / hard-man
41) Snout / gonker / snoz = nose
42) Gib / gap / gant / gearbox / pussy / bush / muff vagina
43) Pussy = chicken shit or faggot (see no.29)
44) Langer / langerdan: prick
45) Gowl (Ghoul) = Stupid person
46) Gimp = Feckin eejit
47) Gimpy walk = person with the mousy walk (wabbling from side to side)
4 Fifty = Stood up
49) Poppies / tatties = Potatoes
50) Yolkes = ecstasy
51) Duby / chatnospoof = hash
52) a nodge = small bit of hash
53) a knock = a lump of hash of any size
54) A deal = 10 pounds worth of hash
55) A score = 20 pounds worth of hash
56) Shades / law / blue bottles / pigs / = Gardai
57) Two-bulb / shade mo-beal (awe now feen pull a leggar) = squad car
5 Pig stie = Garda station
59) Speedy = Garda motorbike
60) Gatch = walk
61) Snobby cunt / faggot = well-off person
62) Gammy = deformed
63) Jag / doing a line / jaggin / meetin a wan /with / scoring = going out with
64) Gatt / lush / drink = alcholic beverages
65) Gattin / on the piss / gettin langers / pintin / on the tear = going drinkin(in a pub)
66) Bushin = going drinkin on the street
67) Reef / reefin / mangle = beat up / beating up
6 Lamp / skanse / la = look
69) Droppin / Wizz = need to piss
70) Hangin = Need a fag
71) Wah / Whacker: scumbag
72) Norrie = Person from Northside of the City.
73) Frame / kit = woman's body
74) Flaa = good lookin' girl
75) Feak = see no.73
76) Is she feakin' = is she fuckable
77) Drain the weasel / go for a slash / take a piss urinate somewhere
PART 3 : PLACE NAMES
7 Grawn: Gurranabraher
79) Knocka: Knocknaheeney
80) Mahn: Mahon
81) da Han: Ballyphehane
82) Tokor: Togher
83) da Glen: The Glen
84) Pana: St. Patrick Street
85) Flying bottle: The HolyHill Inn
86) da Peace Park: Bishop Lucey Park
87) Clon: Clonakilty
8 Crosser = Crosshaven
89) da Cross = Turners Cross
90) Golden Wheely bin land = Douglas
91) Fanny city = Grange (the women r unbelievable up there)
92) The smell = The halting site
PART 4 : HOUSE THINGS
93) Gaff = house
94) Free Gaff = hou