99 questions
1. Full Name: jake platt
2. Nicknames: sweets, cutie differant 1 4 differant ppl
3. Birthday: 4/4/93
4.Place of Birth: manchester
5. Zodiac Sign: aries
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Occupation: gangsta lol

+ My Appearance

12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: medium length
14. Eye color: brown
15. Best Feature: dunno lol
16. Height: 5 ft sumin
17. Braces?: nope
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercing: nope
20. Tattoos: 1 on my back
21. Righty or lefty: righty


+ My 'Firsts'

22. First best friend: urm coley lol
23. First Award: swam 25 metres
24. First Sport You ever played: football
26. First Real Vacation: france lol
27. First Concert: abba wiv me mum lol

*Favorites*

29. Movie: green street outlaw or any of the scary movies lol
30. TV Show: pokemon
34. Song: any tupac
36. sweeties: wine gums
37. Sports to Play: lol nun
38. Restaurant: alis kebabs lmao
43. Book: dunno
44. Magazine: any porno mag
45. Shoes: lacoste or fred perry
*Currently*

46. Feeling: bored
47. Single or Taken: single
49. Eating: nuthin
50. Drinking: nuthin
51. Typing: yep
52. Online: yep
53. Listening To: dizzee rascal
54. Thinking About: cant say
55. Waiting: for the right girl
56. Watching: th computer screen
57. Wearing: mckenzie jacket ny hat addidas trackies

* Future *

58. Want Kids? maybe a lickle jakie yeh
59. Want to be Married: yer
60. Careers in Mind: drug dealer hitman pimp ??
61. Where do you want to live?: london or manchester america
63. Hair color: same
64. Hair length: same
65. Eye color: same
66. Size: bit taller
67. Cute or sexy: both
68. Eyes or lips: ???? .....
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: in da middle
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoin
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: romantic
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensative
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: both lol

*Have I ever?*

78. Kissed a Stranger: yup
79. Had Alcohol: yup obv
80. Smoked: haha
81. Ran Away From Home: yup
82. Broken a bone: nah
83. Got an X-ray: yer
85. Broken Someone's Heart: hope not
86. Broke Up With Someone: yup
87. Cried When Someone Died: yeh....
88. Cried At School: probs

*Do I Believe In?*

89. God: FUCK yeh ....
90. miracles: yes
91. Love At First sight: defo
92. Ghost: no
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: yeh
95. Heaven: yeh
96. Hell: no!!!!
98. Kissing on The First Date: obviously
99. Horoscopes:

all about comdoms

Comdoms
sainsbury's flavoured condoms...making life taste better

tesco's condoms...every little helps

nike condoms...just do it

peugeot condoms...the ride of your life

New galaxy textured condoms...why have rubber whn you can have silk?

kfc condoms...they're finger licking good

malteser's condoms.... they melt in your mouth not in your hands

abbey national condoms...because life is complicated enough

coca cola condoms...the real thing

duracell condoms...you can just keep going and going

pringles condoms...once u pop u cant stop

burger king...home off the whopper

goodyear condoms....for a long ride go wide

muller light condoms...so much pleasure but wheres the pain?

flash condoms...just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work

halifords condoms...we go the extra mile

andrex condoms...soft strong and very long

renault condoms...size really does matter!

carlsberg condoms...probably the best condom in the world

pepperami condoms...its a bit of an animal

winders condoms....screaming 4 more

pc world's condoms...we're with u every step of the way

halifax condoms...who gives you extra?

charmin condoms....break the habbit

telletubbie condoms.... again again!!!

cadburys condoms...give in2 your happiness

red bull condoms....gives u wings

cadburys creme egg flavoured condoms...how do u eat yours?

craig david flavoured condoms...wots ur flava?

heinz salad cream condoms...its all goin on!

sure crystal condoms....unbeatable against white marks

uci cinema condoms.....coming soon


reseme condoms .....used by professionals

insette condoms....for that extra hold

gillete condoms....the best a man can get

churchill car insurance condoms....ooooo yeshhh!

kit kat condoms....have a break

ONE
w.a.k.e.u.p
there is NO SUCH THING as a bebo tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid emails like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a funking mongoloid.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.


FIVE
Making 20 whiteboards/comment/emails a day
about how you hate other people
b/c you're not on their top 16.
who the fuck cares?
ITS FUCKING BEBO!!!!


SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


SEVEN
Little year 6's who have bebo
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Bebo Friend.
Real friends read their Emails.


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains



TEN
And if you open a Email and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON