[ ] you thought Mt. Everest was a building
[*] you thought a ton of bricks weighed more than a ton of feathers
[*] you walk into doors
[*] you have called your teacher -mum-
[*] you thought social studies is where you learn to become social
[*] you think these surveys are fun
[ ] you have reposted those gay bulletins because you didn`t want to die
[ ] people call you blondie
[*] you have someone keeping track of all the times you walk into doors
[*] you lost a spelling bee in 6th grade because you couldn`t spell flat
[ *] you took your math book to social studies and flipped it open to the page you were supposed to be on in social studies
[*] you took a pen apart and it`s still apart because you don`t know how to fix it
[*] you have to buy new mechainical pencils everytime it runs out because you don`t know how to get the lead back in
[*] you should be studying for a huge test right now
[ ] you think kangaroos have feathers
[ ] you saw the Mona Lisa and said she needs a makeover
[ *] you can`t read
[*] you don`t understand the whole chicken of the sea thing
[*] you wonder why buffalo wings aren`t made of buffalo
[*] you think this survey is confusing
[*] you went to the wrong car before your parents because you thought that it was your car
[*] you have grabbed a book and started reading it but it was upside down
[] you convinced your gym teacher to put 1/2 for your pull up score
[*] you think stupider is a word
[* ] you had some of your friends make your myspace for you
[*] you have gotten tangled up in the phone cord
[* ] you think Washington abolished slavery
[*] you thought Mt. Everest was in the United States
[*] you thought Rome was in Greece
[* you bring a calculator to the stores
[ ] your hair is dyed blonde to match your personality
[* ] you look up to Paris Hilton
[ *] people tell you you`re like Karen from Mean Girls
[*] you thought that people can transport stuff through phones
[*] you have no idea which way is clockwise or counter-clockwise
[*] you are not going to be able to add up your score right
[* ] you have checked your birth certificate to see an expiration date
[*] it took you 3 tries and 5 people to finish your math homework
[*] you always play the stupid people in plays
[*] you think ESPN is a disease
[*] you think Canadians speak canadanese
[*] your friends have given up trying to explain jokes to you
[*] you have called someone and meant to say "Hi, is -so and so- there?" but instead, you said "Hi, is -your own name- there?"
[*] you think cheerleading is a sport -


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CANCER
Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.
GREAT in bed. Most horny.

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Amazing kissers. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed.

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun!
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!
GREAT in Bed.

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR
the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being
in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with.
Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long relationships. Great listeners. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Trusting. Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser.
Sexual as fuck.**HATES ORANGE**

LEO
Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny.
Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at fucking. Great kisser.

VIRGO
Dominant in relationships.Sexy.Always Horny.Freak in bed.
Always wants the last word.Loud.Caring.Smart.Loves being in long relationships!!!!!Addictive.Attrac
tive. Loud.


SCORPIO
EXTREMELY sexy. Talkative.
Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic.Freak in bed.GREAT kisser.
not one to mess with. always get what they want.

SAGITTARIUS
Spontanious. Horny.High sex appeal.
Rare to find. Good when found. Very good in bed.
Loves being in long relationships. Amazing kisser.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But
Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy