1. Pound coins are priceless

2. You will turn into an alcoholic

3. You live for post

4. The student loan isn't nearly enough

5. You won't survive without the internet

6. Food is more expensive than you think

7. The halls were only clean on the open day

8. Every class has a complete twat in it ( if you can't see them, it's you)

9. Your room will only be tidy when you're meant to be working and are bored of bebo/ msn /and the internet in general

10. Smoking weed appears to be mandatory

11. You need a car

12. Your laptop becomes your best friend

13. You will learn to type a billion words a minute

14. You'll eventually become immune to alcohol

15. Student loan and overdraft is NOT free money

16.You'll never know what day of the week it is

17. No matter how much cutlery you bring to uni, you will always run short of knives and forks but have too many spoons.

18. you will be Face raped many times

19. You will eat anything

20. You will wear the same pair of jeans for however many days/weeks/months you like.

21. You will wish that the fire alarms were not there

22. You will ask for student discount on Everything you buy

23. Your work WILL actually form a new mountain range

24. You will start thinking and talking like your friends around you, and will pick up a mixture of silly accents.

25. There will be at least one lecturer you hate

26. There will be at least one lecturer you love

27. Going to bed at 2am is an early night

28. Most of your education will be obtained outside of lectures.

2. Your bin will overflow for weeks on end

30. Prank calls become funny again

31. You'll never really know who lives below/above you until there is a fire alarm and you are all kicked outside

32. You'll eat cereal for dinner

33. You will wear your bag on both shoulders

34. You will destroy your corridor in halls after a good night out

35. You're so used to your mum buying you things like toothpaste you dont even notice until you have completely run out

36. You will go out until 4am before an important lecture

37. You'll join everything in Freshers' week, but then go to none of the meetings

38. You can never afford food, but always a night out!

39. You will sit in front of your computer refreshing bebo every minute

40. you will have watched every single DVD ever made in the first few months

41. You will try to steal as many glasses from as many pubs/bars as you can

42. you know you're officially poor when you're paying for your food with pennys found behind the bed, in bottom of bags etc. you also know this when you go to the bank and withdraw the odd £1.53 from an old account because its so badly needed

43. bebo will ruin your degree. Wikipedia will save it.

44. Ketchup is more expensive than you think

45. that "24 bottles of booze for £10" offer in the supermarket doesn't seem such a good idea when you realise you've got no money for a bus and have to walk up the hill to get home

46. The microwave will form the basis of many drunken experiments

47. Sunlight is evil

48. you will buy the essential foods from the supermarket but you still "cant be bothered to cook" so you go to the nearest takeaway

49. A Canceled lecture is almost better than Christmas

50. Pizza dominates your diet

caroline - "snakes and ladders with a spanking square who would have thought?"

caroline - "which little finger will it bite, this little pinky on my right"
katy - "mate thats your left"

caroline - "right who wants to make rude shapes out of dominoes?"

caroline - "aww its so cute, oh i think i broke your tin"

katy - "i might have lemon chicken again tonight, but without the lemon"
caroline - "just chicken then katy aye?"

black velvet - enough said

katy - "the converse and underwear is a good look"

caroline - "come in number 18, your times up"

katy - "who invented electricity? man oliva newton john must be a happy lady"

katy - "i think my feet get stood on and thats how they go black"

katy - "you dont spell knob with a k do you?"
jen and caroline - "YES"

katy and caroline - "i think we should only have one jug in this pub"
3 jugs and 2 cally swallys, get the chips and cheese

jen - "guys i think im getting a six pack"

katy - (half way through pulling a guy) "do you have a tongue ring?"
caroline and jen - "katy he doesnt speak english"

caroline - "dont steal my chops and cheese"
jen - "im not im just holding your arm"
caroline - "thats ok just dont touch my chips"

caroline - "i love ruairidh hes so immature"
katy - "says you siting in a fucking blow up taxi"

katy and caroline - "2 stirling boys eh jen"
jen - "yeah but only one counts"

katy - "are parisians from spain?"

katy - "was herculeus a jew?"
caroline - "no he was greek!"
katy - "the emperor?"
caroline - "nope still greek"

caroline - "theres no such thing as dry land in water sports"
jen - "i beg to differ"

caroline - "please can i have some more?"
katy - "more, more and outbursts in a remdition of oliver"

katy - "simba would be black if he was human"

katy and caroline - "shit theres security
jen - "its ok we havent done anything yet today"

katy - "here you excuse me out the way is this a sherman board"

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If you Had Me for 30 Mins what would you do?
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do you still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do you like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something you couldn't?
15. Could you ever love me?
16.R u gona put this on your blog and see what i say about you?
17.Anything to say b4 you go?