So I goes to see Ross Noble last night. It was fantastically funny, the man is clearly a legend. I also got heckled by the great man himself, here is my experience:


At one point he was talking about your gran doing some kind of sexual gymnastic manouvre, and how you would think ewww, and hmmm. Matt and I both shouted "AUF" as we thought this sounded disgusting.

We brought the gig to a stand still. And also, Ross thought we had shouted "OEUF", as in French for egg, so that is now how that word will be known. He then started shout in other random foods at us. "Croque Monsieur" and "Pain au Chocolat" are the two I can remember.

Ace.

He then asked me what it meant, so i told him, "It's a general phrase which expresses distain towards something disgusting". After this, I was known as "possibly the poshest Glaswegian ever" and the "OEUF" was referenced when he was doing his thank you's to the audience.


All in all, an utterly fantastic night.

Bring on Jimmy Carr next week!!

Lasts..

1. last cigarette ?
14th December 2008

2. last beverage ?
Half a cup of coffee. Not finished it yet

3. last phone call ?
Lainey telling me to get my ass out to sledge

4. last text message ?
Matt telling me get on GTA IV

5. last cd played ?
The Offspring - Ixnay on the Hombre

6. last shower ?
About 20 minutes ago

7: last time you cried ?
Really can't remember

8. last meal ?
Macaroni Cheese

six have you's..

1. ever dated someone twice ?.
Yup. Bad move

2. ever kissed someone & regreted It ?
Not immediately

3. ever fallen in love ?
Yeah....

4. ever lost someone ?
I wandered off from my mum in a toy shop in Windsor when I was 2.......

5. ever slept to 2pm ?
All the time

6. ever got sick after drinking ?
Many times, but not for ages

three things you did in the past three days..

1. Sledged
2. Drove in the snow
3. Nearly crashed the car.....in the snow


five people you can tell anything to..

1. Mum
2. Nichola
3. Matt
4. Lainey
5. Faye

three favourite colours .

1.Blue
2.Orange
3.Purple

four things you wanna do before you die..

1. Own an Escort Cosworth
2. Participate in a track day event
3. Drive the Nurburgring Nordesleife
4. Travel outside Europe


this month have you..

laughed till you nearly cried ?
I think I may have

went behind your parents back ?
Oh aye


what do you think about .

1. your last kiss ?
It was from a friend. Nothing in it

2. gay marriage ?
Whatever floats your boat. It doesn't bothe me in the slightest

3. lowering the drinking age ?
if anything, it should be 21

4. straight, gay, or bi ?
Me? Straight

5. who is the best hugger you know ?
Maxine. How unfortunate. ({Edit} Nichi. She made me do it, but its true)

6. do you believe in love at first sight ?
At one point I did........

7. is there something you wanna tell someone ?
OH YEAH!!!

8. what brand of hoodie/jacket are you wearing ?
I'm wearing an ASDA leisureware long sleeve top. Its a pyjama top essentially.

9. would you kiss anyone in your top friends ?
Yes. Yes I would

10. whats your current annoyance ?
Thie whole "will it, won't it" with the snow. Just gimme 3 feet so I can go sledging again!!!!!!!

11. how many kids dya wanna have ?
2

12. do you want to change your name ?
Nope

13. last time you saw your dad ?
Last night

14. what did you do for your last birthday ?
Went to the Doghouse with loads of people, then went back to Samy's with quite a few people.

15. what time did you wake today ?
1 pm

16. what were you doing at midnyt lastnyt ?!
Playing GTA 4 online

17. name something you cant wait to do ?
GO SLEDGING (pending snowfall)

18. what is your favourite thing in your room ?
Dean ML Dimo-o-flage (Its a guitar, by the way)

20. where is your best friend ryt now ?
Work I assume


random..

1. get through it without saying dunno ?
I'll try

2. are you involved with anyone ?
Nope

3. where do you wish you were right now ?
In the studio with the band actually

4. what should you be doing right now?
Nothing! Lunch perhaps

5. does sex mean love ?
I thought it did once, but it turns out I was wrong

6. whats the meaning of life ?
42

7. are you a bad influence ?
Yes

8. who has the biggest influence on you ?
My grandpa

9. night in or night out ?
Night in

10. single with family or soul mate with no family ?
Single with family

11. favourite game ?
Grand Theft Auto IV at the moment

12. favourite book ?
Fantastic Mr. Fox by Roald Dahl

13. know how to change a tyre ?
Pffft, easy

14. what item could you not go a day without ?
Laptop

15. would you share a drink with a stranger ?
Yeah

16. last person you visted in hospital ?
My Auntie Kirst and my little cousin

17. in the past week have you gotten a kiss ?
Yes. Again, from a friend, nothing in it, no speculation please

So, its twenty to three in the morning, and I can't sleep.

Whats new there?

I dare say i missed out nearly everyone, so happy new year!

Ok, so the only reason I'm writing this just now, except for the boredom and insomnia, is that I want to brag. As I stopped smoking 3 weeks ago, and I still haven't had the urge to have have a ciggy. I have a funny feeling that this may now be for good. Yusssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fingers and lungs crossed!)

Ego nicely inflated.

And I would also like to take this moment to proclaim Little Big Planet, one of (if not THE) best game I have ever played. Its far to addictive for its own good. Really.


If anyone's still up, drop me a line.



Love, peace, and chicken grease
Fro xx