NEWCASTLE (H) -- 16TH AUGUST
PORTSMOUTH (A) -- 23RD AUGUST
FULHAM (H) -- 30TH AUGUST

LIVERPOOL (A) -- 13TH SEPTEMBER
CHELSEA (A) -- 20TH SEPTEMBER
BOLTON (H) -- 27TH SEPTEMBER

BLACKBURN (A) -- 4TH OCTOBER
WBA (H) -- 18TH OCTOBER
EVERTON (A) -- 25TH OCTOBER
WEST HAM (H) -- 28TH OCTOBER

HULL (H) -- 1ST NOVEMBER
ARSENAL (A) -- 8TH NOVEMBER
STOKE (H) -- 15TH NOVEMBER
ASTON VILLA (A) -- 22TH NOVEMBER
MAN CITY (A) -- 29TH NOVEMBER

SUNDERLAND (H) -- 6TH DECEMBER
SPURS (A) -- 13TH DECEMBER
WIGAN (H) -- 20TH DEMBER
STOKE (A) -- BOXING DAY
MIDDLEBROUGH (H) -28TH DECEMBER

CHELSEA (H) -- 10TH JANUARY
BOLTON (A) -- 17TH JANUARY
WBA (A) -- 27TH JANUARY
EVERTON (H) -- 31ST JANUARY

WEST HAM (A) -- 7TH FEBRUARY
BLACKBURN (H) -- 21ST FEBRUARY
PORTSMOUTH (H) -- 28TH FEBRUARY

NEWCASTLE (A) -- 4TH MARCH
LIVERPOOL (H) -- 14TH MARCH
FULHAM (A) -- 21ST MARCH

ASTON VILLA (H) -- 2TH APRIL
SUNDERLAND (A) -- 11 APRIL
WIGAN (A) -- 18TH APRIL
SPURS (H) -- 25TH APRIL

MIDDLESBROUGH (A) - 2ND MAY
MAN CITY (H) -- 9TH MAY
ARSENAL (H) -- 16TH MAY
HULL (A) -- 24TH MAY

1. Full Name: Daniel McCafferty
2. Nicknames : Danny bhoy
3. Birthday: 27/12/1985
4. Born in: Altnagelvin, Derry
5. Currently Living: creggan
6. Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
7. Male or female: Male
8. School: St john's & st petes
9. Occupation: Engineer in MPE
10. On Bebo or Myspace: Bebo
11. MSN Screen Name: - dmccafferty@maydown.com

........Your Appearance........

12. Hair Colour: brown
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye colour: browny green lol
15. Weight: 11 stone
16. Height: 6'1"
17. Braces? no
18. Glasses? an odd time
19. Piercings: none
20. Tattoos: Rose on my hand
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

........Your 'Firsts........

22. First best friend: my twin emmet
23. First Award: 1st in penaty comp in P7 lol
24. First Sport You Joined: gaelic team
25. First pet: Patch (lefal dog RIP)
26. First Love: carlsberg!!!

........Favourites.........

29. Movie: transformers
30. TV programme/soaps: Friends
31. Colour: green
32. Rapper: fifty cent
33. Band: queen
34. Song Right Now: 50 cent - ayo technology
35. best Friends: anthony an davy an the rest of the headers
36. Sweet: strawberry bombombs lol
37. Sport to Play: football
38. Restaurant: has to be quaywest or marthas vinyard
39. Favourite brand: anythings goes even primark lol
40. Store: OFF LICIENCE
41. School Subject: P.E. of cource an technology
42. Animal: Dog
43. Book: chinese menu lol
44. Magazines: nuts
45. Shoes: slippers

........Currently........

46. Feeling: excited bout summer
47. Single or Taken? single
48. Have a crush: mite do!!
49. Eating: tuna and cheese sandwich yummmm!!
50. Drinking: carlsberg
51. Typing: yes
52. Online? yep
53. Listening To:Chris moyles ledgend
54. Thinking About: how much carlsberg ill be drinkin this wkend
55. Wanting To: drink carlsberg
56. Watching: this screen and typing
57. Wearing: Topman jeans and primark t-shirt wat a compbo lol

........Your Future........

58. Want Kids? Oh aye of course. a footie team lol
59. Want to be married? when im older
60. Careers in Mind: hopefully as an engineer earnin loadz a dosh
61. Where do you want to live: somewere warm and drink is free lol
62. Car: Vauxhall NOVA FOR DEFS

....Which is Better With The Opposite Sex....

63. Hair colour: dont really mind
64. Hair length: anything but as short as mine lol
65. Eye colour: any
66. Measurments: not that shallow
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: hug with kisses
70. Short or Tall: any
71. Easygoing or serious: easy going of course like me!!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: mix of both
73. Dress sence: gud
74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends
76. Sweet or Caring: caring
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: both on occasions

........Have you ever........

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
79. Had Alcohol: does a bear shit in the woods
80. Smoked: never not even once. (proud of it)
81. Ran Away From Home: never (love my family have nvr fell out whe any of them)
82. Broken a bone: never
83. Got an X-ray: yip
84. Been with someone: yes
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: never
86. Broke Up With Someone: sure have
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yes
88. Cried At School: Dont think so

........Do You Believe In........

89. God: Yip big jim's up there whe him now
90. Miracles: id like to think so
91. Love At first site? nope
93. Aliens: its a big waste of space up there if theres no aliens
94. Soul Mates: yip

HOW TO SPEAK DERRY

A
Afeard - scared
Ah - I or me, ie Ah don\'t feel well
Aminal -common mispronounciation of Animal
Amptinat? -I most definitely am.
Ar$ehole -calling someone a rectum
Aye -meaning \"yes\".

B
Balleex -\"b0ll0cks\" Thats balleex - Used in context when disagreeing with someone
Bake -someones face
Baltic - quite cold
Banjaxed – ‘broke’
Bate -beat, I bate her up so ah did
Beef -male sexual organ ie \"Ah slipped her the beef lawst nite\"
Beezer - Very good, Thats Beezer
Beg -wafer thin plastic vessel; good for carrying shopping :also oul\' beg\" when referring to an elderly female
Boggen - dirty, unclean
Boulin\' -messing about
Bout Ye -\"Hello\"
Brave - large
Brew - weekly benefit

C
Cameracorder -grannies use of the word \"camcorder\"
Cheeser -like Beezer, meaning \"very good\" or \"exellent\"
Chicken -child slang for \"afraid\"
Chinks -popular Chinese food Take Aways
Childer -children
Cracker -not something you put cheese on, means beezer
Creamed -tired
C.O- carry out ‘r ye goin fer a C.O’

D
Dander -a walk, ie I\'m goin fer a dander
Dawg -canine, dog
Digikil -common mis-prounciation of \"Digital\"
Drawers -underwear
Dour -a door
Duncher -Cap
D.L.A – derry living allowince

E
Earlee-er -before the present
Eejit -derived from \"Idiot\", means \"Idiot\"
Eff Aaf - F*ck Off

F
FaakAaf - Excuse me my good man, kindly vacate the premises
Faaler -father
Fally - follow
Fillum -a movie or film
Fingy -someone whose name you can\'t remember
Frig -polite word for \"F*ck\", also used: Flip
Flour - a floor
Fut - foot

G
Gat -slang, You\'re a wee gat or get
Getawaydaf*ck -go away now
Givuz -give me
Glass -Half-Pint
Goes -replaces the word \"Said\" ie And I goes: What? Are you slabberin\'?\" And then she goes,Yip.\"
Gutties -training shoes

H
Happy Days - that\'s good
Hardly -meaning \"Thats not true\" ie Hardly now. Hardly.
Hectic - See Mad
Heel -not to be confused with the back of your foot, means end of a loaf
Heerzme - \"And then I said...\"
Hippy - someone who likes Bon Jovi
Houl On -please wait

J
Job -activity usually carried out under the cover of night
Joken -joking

K
Kudn\'t -couldn\'t ie Ah kudn\'t do that...

L
Layindeyit -please do start eating (or drinking) see also
Lethal - very good, excellent. \"thats lethal\"
Lifted – arrested can also be called ‘scooped
Lingo -language

M
Mad - See Hectic
Mairshen -Emersion Heater
Magic -not tricks, but another word meaning great or good
Majassif - large
Mawn -a man, male
Meat Wagon -RUC Landrovers
Melt -no actual meaning, used as: \"I\'ll knock your melt in\"
Messages - weekly shopping
Milly -name given to teenage females. See also: Steek
Moooooooooooo- (Chris Scott copyright: use when your head is melted).
Moufycunt - rather outspoken person
Monkeyed- drunk ‘I was fucking monkeyed last nite
Mucker -a friend or mate
Muller -Mother or \"Ma\"

N
Nek it - drink that drink in one
Nice One -that was good
Norman -bullying term for someone with no friends
Norvir gin - Another Gin please
Now Yer Sucken Deezel -that\'s a good way of going about that

O
Offees -alchohol retailer
Oi -a yelp for someones attention ie Oi! You! C\'mere!\"
Oxters -Armpits

P
Pat - container in which food is boiled
Prably -maybe, its likely
Passion -heavy rain in Ballymena
Parfil - strong
Peeler -a police officer
Piece-sandwich
Pot - short for Patrick
Pssskety -common misprounciation of \"Spaghetti\"
Pump - to urinate
Purdie -countryside slang for Potato

Q
Quim -slang for female genetalia

R
Ragin\' -angry, Ahm bloody ragin\' so ah am.
Ration -you\'d be doing this if you were trying to get to somewhere
in a hurry, in Ballymena
Rare -not to be confused with \"scarce\", means crap

S
Samitch -mispronunciation of \"Sandwhich\"
Scundered - embarrassed
Sebm -seven [7]
Shap -shop
Shar -a shower
Sicken\' Ye - would annoy you