Spaz Munkey

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  • Female, 19, Luv 26
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
hallo im a girl lol jst incase u hadnt figad it ot alredy and ma namez sarah or saz or spaz or bus or laing or slaing or basically wteva else u feel th nerge ta call me um i am a beauty skewl drop ot lmao bt n other words i dropd ota columba and changed ta bayfield
i hav a dog calld baxter and he iz th shit + a lil shizzle fizzle!! im currently training 2 be a profecional bum lol... WALDRONVILLE REPRESENT!!! hehe um yea i like rubber ducks and annoying ppl.. kz its funi and i like larfing... which i do alot evn if its not funni.
<<< oh and btw datz me
i like stuff and b4 u go hav a cry kz u nt n my top 16 jst ignore it kz i dnt change th order it jst duz wt it wants...kinda lyk me

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The Other Half Of Me
G Unit

G Unit

suprise 69 monkeycockface.. th keeper of my sanity

Music
music = life, il listen to almost anything especially if i can sing along and dance 2 it
Films
um... action chk flikz nd wel basicly evryfn else
Sports
basketball and netball
Scared Of
bees and silence
Happiest When
away frm home, n bed, with m8z
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No one ever said that life would be fair, Or that the moments you wanted to last forever would. You grow up and you realize that people who once said they cared really never did, & that people who once made you the happiest are now the ones who make you cry. You realize that no matter how much you yourself care about someone they'll shove it right in your face, & that letting go of something isn't hard, It's what you leave behind that's the hard part. You realize that you can't make someone Love you, & you'd be better off not falling in Love in the first place. You realize that kisses don't always mean something, Promises can be b r o k e n just as quickly as they are made and sometimes good-bye's really are forever.

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  • 48% virgin haha ohhhhhhhyeah

    Minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your %. [ start with 100%]

    1.Smoked.
    2.Drank alcohol.
    3.Cried when someone died.
    4.Been drunk.
    5.Had sex.
    6.Been to a concert.
    7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
    8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
    9.Been verbally sexually harassed.
    10.Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
    11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
    12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
    13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
    14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
    15.Been to prom.
    16.Cried at school.
    17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
    18.Went streaking.
    19.Given a lap dance.
    20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
    21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
    22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
    23.Kissed a stranger.
    24.Hugged a stranger.
    25.Went scuba diving.
    26.Driven a car.
    27.Gotten an xray.
    28.Hit by a car.
    29.Had a party.
    30.Done drugs.
    31.Played strip poker.
    32.Got paid to strip for someone.
    33.Ran away from home.
    34.Broken a bone.
    35.Eaten sushi.
    36.Bought porn.
    37.Watched porn.
    38.Made porn.
    39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
    40.Been in love.
    41.Frenched kissed.
    42.Laughed so hard you cried.
    43.Cried yourself to sleep.
    44.Laughed yourself to sleep.
    45.Stabbed yourself.
    46.Shot a gun.
    47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
    48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
    49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
    50.Watched an animal die.
    51.Watched a person die.
    52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
    53.Pranked somebody.
    54.Put somebody in the hospital.
    55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
    56.Kissed somebody of the same sex.
    57.Dressed punk.
    58.Dressed goth.
    59.Dressed preppy.
    60.Been to a motocross race.
    61.Avoided somebody.
    62.Been stalked.
    63.Stalked someone.
    64.Met a celebrity.
    65.Played an instrument.
    66.Ridden a horse.
    67.Cut yourself.
    68.Bungee jumped.
    69.Ding dong ditched somebody.
    70.Been to a wild party.
    71.Got caught stealing something.
    72.Kicked a guy in the balls.
    73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
    74.Went out with your friend's crush.
    75.Got arrested.
    76.Been pregnant.
    77.Babysat.
    78.Been to another country.
    79.Started your house on fire.
    80.Had an encounter with a ghost.
    81.Donated your hair to cancer patients.
    82.Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
    83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
    84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
    85.Sat on your ass all day.
    86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
    87.Had a job.
    88.Gotten cut from a sports team.
    89.Been called a whore.
    90.Danced like a whore.
    91.Been mistaken for a celebrity.
    92.Been in a car accident.
    93.Been told you have beautiful eyes.
    94.Been told you have beautiful hair.
    95.Raped somebody.
    96.Danced in the rain.
    97.Been rejected.
    98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
    99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
    100.Been raped.

    0 Comments 440 days

  • 11 rules of beboo

    One.
    If you're ugly,
    stop acting like you don't know it.
    The captions under you picture that says
    "top model pose"
    "sexy bitch"
    "arnt i hot"
    doesn't convince anyone.

    Two.
    To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
    are you serious?
    Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
    You're stupid.
    Go play in traffic.

    Three.
    Don't ever post pictures and say
    "OMG, I'm so ugly"
    "OMG,I'm so fat"
    because if you were,
    you wouldn't post them.

    Four.
    Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
    Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
    Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
    even if you win,
    you're still retarded. (NO OFFENCE MEANT!)

    Five.
    Making 20 bulletins a day
    about how you have new pictures
    and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
    Make the bulletin once if you have to,
    and those who actually care about you
    will comment on your pics.

    Six.
    If all your pictures look the same,
    don't post them all.
    Please put some variety in your pics.
    Nobody wants to see your face
    8 different ways.

    Seven.
    Who really cares if
    I don't accept you as a friend?
    MOVE ON!!!
    Don't send me another request or message asking
    "what's up with you not adding me?"
    I don't want you as a friend;
    that's what's up!

    Eight.
    Little 6th graders who have bebos
    and look like sluts,
    go somewhere else
    because nobody wants you here.!!!

    Nine.
    If you have decided to read this,
    you are a true bebo Friend.
    Real friends read their bulletins.

    Ten.
    I say you go and pass this on
    and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
    (if they have them).

    Eleven.
    And if you open a msg and it says something like
    "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
    IT'S NOT REAL!
    QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
    PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!
    This is a test to see how many people
    in your friends list
    actually pay attention to you.
    "like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"
    load a bollocks!!!
    Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
    11 rules of BEBO.
    thankyou

    0 Comments 958 days

  • lol ahh yea hu u wana b?

    My Wedding Day....

    Pick One Everyone... dont be shy lol


    The Bride→

    The Groom→

    The Best Man→
    Maid Of Honour→

    Flower Girl→kelsey

    Ring Boy→ anna

    Brides Maid→

    Bridesmaids Boyfriend→

    Priest→

    Father Of The Bride→
    Mother Of The Bride→

    Piano Player→

    Photographer→

    Page Boy→

    Wedding Crasher→

    Person The Groom Is Having An Affair With→ samara

    Person The Bride Is Having An Affair With→

    The Caterer→


    Singer→

    rockstar→ david
    Stylist→

    Party Planner→

    Cake→
    Knife→

    My Kids→

    My Kids God Mother→

    My Kids God Father→

    The Dj→

    My Bitch→

    The Whore→

    The Mc→

    Cake Cutter→

    Brides teddy→ tim
    Baby Sitter For The Honey Moon→

    4 Comments 985 days

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  • Anna
    luv Anna

    heya
    soz ive tkn 4eva 2 reply my bad!:P
    hows wrkin at the warehouse treatin yew?

    my world pretti average jus w8in 4 sumthng exciting 2 happn..lol:L
    did i tell yew i gt in2 my course 4 nxt yr? oh well i did if i havnt tld yew alreadi:D

    wht u up 2 this w.e??

    love 4 yeeew

    13 weeks ago
  • Anna
    Anna

    ahhh yr page its soooo brite:L

    how yew bn dude??
    did yew hav gud nite otha sat?

    well neways lemme knw hw thngs r:D
    xoxox

    15 weeks ago
  • Hayden Wilson
    Hayden Wilson

    Yo hows it going

    20 weeks ago
  • Shaun
    Shaun

    hey ive been gud a and im just lookn 4 a job atm its not easy a lol yea a massage wuld b gud lol and just spending tym wif tha misses abd getn ready for her 18 lol it shuld b an awsum nyt

    27 weeks ago
  • Shaun
    Shaun

    wata u upto sarah lol how u been hows work and stuff

    27 weeks ago
  • Stephen Finlay
    Stephen Finlay

    jus working, working and abit more working lol

    37 weeks ago
  • Stephen Finlay
    Stephen Finlay

    ello ello ello

    hwZ yoo havnt seen you in fukn agez hw ya been ?

    37 weeks ago
  • Anna
    Anna

    Roooooooaaaaaarrrr

    Hope yr first day at course went Alrite dude:D

    Love ya xoxox:D
    soz i gt no love lft eeek

    40 weeks ago
  • Allun T
    Allun T

    *coughs* o i seem to have a terrible cough *LOSER-COUGH* oo, please excuse me. ;D

    45 weeks ago
  • Pixie
    luv Pixie

    yeah alright I'm back in town!

    49 weeks ago
  • Hayden Wilson
    luv Hayden Wilson

    BULLY! IM TELLING MRS ROWE!! x]]

    Take my love you hoe haha

    56 weeks ago
  • Hayden Wilson
    Hayden Wilson

    LOL yah i read that xD having fun i hope

    74 weeks ago
  • Hayden Wilson
    Hayden Wilson

    Hey Hows it going? ifinally got a cell phone :o xD!

    74 weeks ago
  • Kelsey
    luv Kelsey

    What the fuck are you doing in australia?!?!
    SOOOOO jealous!
    I had my jazz exam, soooo bad! lol
    Well hope you're having fun,
    love ya xxx

    74 weeks ago
  • Rebekah
    luv Rebekah

    Laing!!
    I Miss You ...
    My Life Isnt The Same Without You Here!
    Hope Your Having Fuuun!!
    ;)
    Remember To Put Sunblock On Haha!!
    X

    74 weeks ago
  • Maia L
    luv Maia L

    hey hey
    hows australia lol
    hope u got bloody better weather then here lol
    ull come bak nd be all taned and brown for the formal u lucking person lol
    im going to be all alone. no cardboard cut out to keep me company :(
    lol ill just print out a big pic of u from ur bebo and carry it round with me lol
    dont 4get me prezzie lol jj
    u coming bak home will be a good enough present for me haha
    have an awesome timeand dont miss me to much lol
    love u
    xoxo

    75 weeks ago
  • Wishes Life Was Easy Xx
    Wishes Life Was Easy Xx

    ~~~~~~PJ TUUUUUUUUEEEESSSSSDAY~~~
    ~~~~~



    NEXT TUES THE 10TH JUNE!!!!!


    SPREAD THE WORD

    xx

    76 weeks ago
  • Rebekah
    Rebekah

    laing!
    how are youu mate?

    81 weeks ago
  • Jamham
    Jamham

    Yeah Master!!!!!

    86 weeks ago