The Jigga Man! (H) This Is My Zone, So Stop Cloning! says:
i jst gotta put it on!
The Jigga Man! (H) This Is My Zone, So Stop Cloning! says:
i want more gay things!!
The Jigga Man! (H) This Is My Zone, So Stop Cloning! says:
can you help me!?
- Simo - 24 (^) ...neighbour's got a new car that you wanna drive says:
ill hav the one the nxt time were out
- Simo - 24 (^) ...neighbour's got a new car that you wanna drive says:
u goin public already, thot we were js takin it slow!
The Jigga Man! (H) This Is My Zone, So Stop Cloning! says:
cant wait sonny!!
The Jigga Man! (H) This Is My Zone, So Stop Cloning! says:
always a pleasure!
- Simo - 24 (^) ...neighbour's got a new car that you wanna drive says:
the pleasure is all mine
The Jigga Man! (H) This Is My Zone, So Stop Cloning! says:
the ultimate pleasure is drinking a simo! : yours is a pure beast!!!!!!
- Simo - 24 (^) ...neighbour's got a new car that you wanna drive says:
u... ya cheeky minx!


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The Jigga Man! This Is My Zone, So Stop Cloning! says:
i want more gay things!!
The Jigga Man! This Is My Zone, So Stop Cloning! says:
can you help me!?

THIS PART IS CENSORED!
THE CONVO CONTINUES

Simo - 24 ...neighbour's got a new car that you wanna drive says:
i probs shldnt hav told u that now
Simo - 24 ...neighbour's got a new car that you wanna drive says:
u may hav a wet dream!!

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.

2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

4. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

7. Crying is blackmail.

8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

9. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

10. Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

11. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

13. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

14. Check your oil! Please.

15. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

16. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

17. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

19. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

20. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

21. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

22. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

23. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

24. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

25. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

26. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

27. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

28. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

29. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

30. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, or monster trucks.

31. You have enough clothes.

32. You have too many shoes.

33. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying anyway.)

34. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

35. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

36. I'm in shape. - ROUND is a shape.

37. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Top 16

1. Ewan J
2. Gibbo
3. Chubs
4. Armour
5. Si
6. Chris T
7. Matty T
8. Hammy
9. Fishy
10. Amy B
11. Ross J
12. Limlam
13. Natalie
14. Taylor
15. Gaz
16. Clairey

1.Have you ever kissed 6? haha yes!

2.Whats your least favourite thing about number 15? gotta be the hair

3.What's the best memory you have of 14? when we had a 10 minute daydream on the 6th tee, only to be interrupted by a wee boy telling us to hit our shots

4.When's the next time you're gonna see 4? in about 8 hours time when we play golf

5.Is number 3 pretty? he has one fine pair of cheeks

6.What was your first impression of number 2? he was just another random in the top maths set in p7!

7.What do you like most about number 13? she thinks shes a better driver than me! haha

8.How did you meet 3? school or pipe band in p7, not sure what came first

9.Do you think 12 would kill someone? they would probably be a fifer!

10.Is 11 your best friend? he's one of them

11.How long have you known number 5? 6 or 7 years

12.Have you seen 10 naked? haha nae

13.Do you think 16 has a crush on you? she wants my magic beans

14.What is the last thing you did with 8? help him stack chairs after his leaving party

15.Would number 1 and number 14 make a good couple? theyd get on, but i don't think theyre gay!

16.If number 7 was a crayon, what colour would s/he be? orange on the outside, maroon in the center

17.Have you ever been to 12's house? i have indeed

18. Have you ever slept in the same bed as 2? i havent actually

19.Are you realy close to 3?: ya man

20.Have you ever kissed 1? nah, i've given him a massive hicky tho!

20.Have you ever been to the movies with 8? yes! after an exam or sumthin, to see berlin, and it was shite so we walked out half way thro haha

21.Whats number 10 house like? its a kwality house, will be betr once the bulldozers move out

22.Have you ever been angry with 12? she hides my lego, what do you think?!

23.Would you ever make a move on 10? what an interesting question!

24.What do you and number 4 talk about the most? usually how we're so different, and therefore how we're the perfect couple!

25. Do you ever talk to 9? not so much these days, but we could easily blether for weeks on end

26. Who's your Favourite? gibbo, simply because he had 50 putts for 18 holes!