how to speak chinese ( read aloud)
great ................... fa kin su pah

thats not right ................... sum ting wong

see me ASAP ..................... kum hia nao

stupid man ...................... dum fuk

small horse ......................tai ni po ni

did you go to the beach? .............wai yu so tan

i bumped into a coffee table ............ ai bang mi fa kin ni

i think i need a face lift ................ chin tu fat

its very dark in here .................... wai so dim

i thought you were on a diet ................ wai yu mun ching

this is a tow away zone .................... no pah king

our meeting is scheduled for next week ........ wai yu kum nao

staying out of sight .......................... lei ying lo

hes cleaning his auto-mobile .................... wa shing ka

your body oder is offensive .....................yu stin ki pu

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...♥R 'tradition' of makin pancakes!! O an da time in urs an we ran outa pancake mix an wz lik 'ack we'll jst use flour!!' Lmaoo an dey started risin in da fryin pan!! ♥R sxc socks!!(Anuder 'tradition!' lol)♥MarshMELLOWS!! ♥Jennytots/Jen
 nybeans.. lol da list goes on!!♥R 'Powerwlks' (Yeh rite, danderin more lik! llf)♥Footless tights!!♥U WOT!?!♥Waterfites in Lady Dixon!!♥Da shampoo an bby lotion fite wit ronan in ur bthroom!! ♥Subway- den da Donut Tree 'dis cd b da nw subway!' -nw O’Briens (we'll c hw lng dis 1 lsts!!)♥Da time in urs wen der wz no1 in an we wer jst swearin an slabberin 2 each other at da top of our voices!! Lmao!!♥R book!! (Wereva dd it go..??)WE FOUND IT RECENTLY- SOO FUNI!! ♥My name's Chubby..llf♥Crazy? I knw Crazy!.. Annoyd da life outa evry1!! ♥DEAD FLY!!♥Me always comin an washin ur hair lol!! AND curlin it!! ♥Blow dryin ur hair an ur mum came in an I wz lik ‘back off!’ holdin da hairdryer lik sum sorta space gun llf!!♥Snack-A-Jacks!! ♥NEW SHOOOES!!(Credit 2 ur mum 4 dis 1!! Llf )♥R stupid dance 'Do da monkey' 'Do da zombie' (actions an all!! llf!!)♥SLLUURRP (Wit neck actions!! U NO HU!! Lmao)♥MOTIF!!♥Epiglottis, Blup!!(An da story wit dem!!Lmao i wz sore frm laughin dat day!!)♥‘Its lik a party in my mouth!!’ u seemd 2 amuse da shop guy lol hu we regularly chat 2 in da mornins lol!! ♥UR DAD comin in dat day an callin da hospital by accident, tryin 2 order a chinese!! Den he fell on da stairs laughin!! Lmaoo!!LEG-END! )♥Ronan in his body armour 4 da scrambler an his boxers an wer wer imitatin superman wit his trousers dwn goin ‘Doo doo do do do!!!’ Lmaooo!!♥R higher level of intelligence, dats y no1 understand us llf! ♥Gappy cuddly toys ‘LIK WAAH!’ lol♥U goin ’SOME ppl r soo slow!’ den turning round an wlkin in2 da goalpost!!llf! ♥Us waitin 4 each other outside da lunch hall wit r backs 2 each other 4 lik 10 mins goin ‘wer is she??’ Den turnin round an realisin wat we’d bth done den near wettin ourselves!! ♥In lisburn outside River Island u wer lik ‘rite go dis wa-’ an wlkin in2 a bollard (Cz u tried 2 push thru sum1s shoppin bags an dey wer in front of it!!) Lol!!♥R ‘dirrty’ skirts we found in Topshop!! ♥Ur bday dwn blacks at da building site an we thot we herd da community watch an we all split lol an had climb ova dat big gate at da entrance!! Den lik mnths l8r we found out dat it wz jst sum wee old man wlkin hz dog!! Lmao!!♥‘WHO IS SHE!?! WER DD U FIND HER!?! ITS ALL ABOUT MEE!!!’ llf!♥Bbysitin 4 ur ant Mart llf an we jt sat an dd HW an listend 2 james blunt an drank tea!!(One of r more quiet nites lol!!)♥SNOOPY WNTS OUT!!♥Saturday Nite Fever!!♥ALL r shopin trips b4 xmas lst yr!! Goin in lik EVERY day!!(I fink even xmas eve!? Lol!) ♥Me:‘Wat r u doin?’ U:‘Holdin my breath until u come!! – O WAIT..!!’ lmaoo!!’ ♥Manipulation!!-Gta luv it!! ♥THE MATCHSTICK INCIDENT lol wen i tried to light a matchstick holdin it in my mouth an it burnt my lip llf.. we wer soo fkin hyper!♥'WORK IT HONEY!!' (as some hot guy wlkd past bt some granda heard u an startd lukin at u funi cz he thot u wer tlkin bout him!! )♥Xtina, PCD, Vital..♥The time we wer on a walk an we thot it wud b hilarious to wlk past these kids at a bus stop tlkin french, to make dem fnk we wer french lmaoo so we wer lik 'ou est mon pantalon?' 'ton pantalon? je ne sais pas!!' ♥Babysittin at Martinas: gettin mc flurrys frm sisk&vernie!!♥Flour fight on da last day of school!!♥Gettin drink poured over us at maccas by the same people on the same sides!!♥'I Have Three Friends..' Lmaoo♥Da time i lost ur shoe in some alleyway on da LBR an we wer crawlin round tryin 2 find it for ages an u wer crackin up lol!! tho 1 of da lads eventually found it lol.. ♥'Dey aint just hoes.. dey thieves too!!'♥CARRYIN THAT DUMMY ACROSS DA COURTYARD!!

NAME: Fiona
MIDDLE NAME: Mary
BIRTHDAY: 4th March (an dnt 4gt it!! )
FAMOUS FOR: Bein a bit of a blonde (o an hvin a fat ass as im constantly reminded by jen- THANKS btw!! lol)
HEIGHT: 5ft.. 2 i fink?
HAIR COLOUR: Blonde
CREW U BELONG TO: Err, diferent ones..
SCHOOL: Rathmore
CLASS: J
FAVE SPORT: Err - None
BOY/GIRLFRIEND: none
---------------------PREFERENCE-------------------------------

COLD / HOT: Hot
BLACK / WHITE: Black
RAIN / SNOW: Neifer.. bth ways u end up cold an wet
GIVE / RECEIVE: Depends
WOOL / COTTON: Cottonwool!!
PRIVATE / PUBLIC SCHOOL: Public
PLAIN / CHOCOLATE MILK: Plain
HISTORY / SCIENCE: Neifer!
MATH / ENGLISH: Ditto!!
ROCK / COUNTRY: Hate both!!
PEPSI / COKE: Diet coke!
LOVE / LUST: Depends on my mood lol
EAT / SLEEP: U cnt make me choose!!
BOYFRIEND/ BEST FRIEND: Best friend..

---------------------FRIENDS---------------------------------

WHO DO YOU SEE THE MOST? Probs Jennifer
WHO DO YOU WISH TO SEE MORE OFTEN: i dno..
WHO TXTS YOU THE MOST? Sisk r luke lol
WHO DO YOU E-MAIL THE MOST: Dnt email reli
WHO'S THE LOUDEST: Aoife!!
WHO'S THE SHYEST: Beatty
WHO DO U TRUST THE MOST: Jen
WHO KNOWS YOU THE BEST: Jen
WHO ARE YOUR Closest 10 FRIENDS? Jen, louise k&m, aoife, gareth, gerdy, marty, jason, brendan, sinead.
WHO DO YOU HAVE SERIOUS TALKS WITH THE MOST: Jen, bt dey usually end up getin EXTREMELY silly!
WHO GETS ALONG W/ YOUR PARENTS: Gerdy an kev dat day. (Leave dem 4 2 mins an dey're flirtin away wit ur ma!! (- o aye an ur wee sister!! GERDY!) lmao om!!
WHO ARGUES W/ YOU THE MOST: Err duno..??
KNOWN YOU THE LONGEST: Louise K
WHO DO YOU KNOW MOST ABOUT? Jen probs..?? r Lou K
WHOSE THE SKANKIEST? JEN!! lmao om luv uu!!
WHO HAS THE MOST NICEST HAIR? All da girls hv nice hair reli..
WHO HAS THE CHEESIEST SMILE? Gerdy has a big cheeser
WHO HAS THE NICEST EYES? Jen r Louise

----------------------DO YOU LIKE TO:------------------------

GIVE HUGS: All da time!!
GIVE BACK RUBS: Err, if u wnt 1 i supose?
TAKE WALKS IN THE RAIN: Nopes
WATCH TV? Yeh, scha couch potato
GO TO THE BEACH: Yeh, bt hvnt bin in AGES!
DO HOMEWORK: noope!
WORK OUT: Cudnt b arsed lol
TALK ON THE PHONE: Prefer txtin
STAY UP ALL NIGHT TALKIN TO A FRIEND: yep
GO ONLINE: nt msn.. bebo lol
DO WEIRD/FREAKY THINGS: y wud i??
EAT SEAFOOD? eughh

--------------------HAVE YOU EVER:---------------------------

BEEN TO A CONCERT: yeps!! PCD an Xtina!! wooo!
GONE SKINNY DIPPING? Nopes!
RAN ROUND NAKED: No
DRUNKEN VODKA: Course nt..
CHEATED ON A TEST: Jst a few..
MET A FAMOUS PERSON: I met goofy in disneyland once..?
STOLE FROM SOMEWHERE: Yeh lol wen i wz 6 i stole a one of thos multipack of chewing gum frm a supermarket lmao
STALKED SOMEONE: Nope
HAD SEX: No, im a gd girl!
SNEAKED INTO A MOVIE WITHOUT PAYING? No..
DONE DRUGS: Never ever ever!!
DYED YOUR HAIR: Pink once lol an lighter blonde
CHOKED IN FRONT OF SOMEONE?: Yeh lol
WENT TO SCHOOL IN YOUR PJ'S: Hw cud u actualy do dat?
GOTTEN DETENTION: Em nli a few times..
HAD A HANGOVA: Nopes

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SINGLE OR TAKEN: Single!
EVER HAD ONE NIGHT STAND: Define one nite stand..
SCARIEST MOMENTS: wen my wee sis fell lik 20ft outa a tree an da hospital sed she fracturd her skull.. bt it ended up dats jst da shape of her head!
ARE YOU WEARIN ANY JEWLERY? earrings necklace bracelet an a ring
LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED?: Dis morinin
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTS: Black
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENIN TO RIGHT NOW: ..nufin
LAST THING YOU SAID: 'riite ookaaaay!!' shoutin 2 my da in da kitchen lol
COMPUTER DESK IS MADE OF: Wood
LAST THING YOU ATE: A bowl of Cheerios!!
WHY DID U DECIDE TO DO THIS: Cz i cin it on gerdys an stole it HAHAHA!! lol luv uuu!