Kimberly Hale

Kimberly Hale
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  • Female, 20, Luv 350
  • from Aberdeen
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  • Member since: April 2005
  • Last active: 3 weeks ago
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About Me

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i like you so much better when your naked
Me, Myself, and I
Remember, information is not knowledge;
knowledge is not wisdom;
wisdom is not truth;
truth is not beauty;
beauty is not love;
love is not music;
music is the best
The Other Half Of Me
Sarah Hamilton

Sarah Hamilton

Sexy Stanny

Loves
party rings, dancing, summer fruits, sleeping, hanging out with the girls, my fiesty, jaffa-cakes, cartoons, winnie the pooh, parsnip crisps (mmmm), sex and the city, heidi, harry potter, my noblet, percy pigs, sunny days in the river, being on the field, sleeping in, cancelled lectures, the deen, afternoons off, laughing so hard you have to pee, my tattoo, shoes
Hates
Roundabouts, auditions, studying, feet, clowns, heights, eating in public, spiders, eggs (they're just wrong), theory, oranges, snow, staple guns, hangovers, having nothing to do, weekends in the burgh, chocolate with peanuts, shoes breaking, blisters

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    • Soundtrack to Your Life

      Soundtrack to my Life
      Just put your songs on shuffle..

      Opening Credits: Chris Brown - Gimmie Whatcha Got

      Waking Up: Avenue Q - There's a Fine Fine Line

      First Day At School: Foo Fighters - Band on the Run

      Falling In Love: Rent - I'll Cover You

      Fight Song: The Flaming Lips - My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion

      Breaking up: Wicked - I'm not that Girl

      Prom: Rent - Happy New Year

      Alone: Omni Trio - Renegade Snares

      Life: Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel - Make Me Smile

      Mental Breakdown: Pink - Eventually

      Cured: Wicked - Dear Old Shiz

      Driving: Robbie Williams - No Regrets

      Flashback: Reel Big Fish - Rock n Roll is Bitchin'

      Revelation: Public Enemy - Godd Complex

      Halloween: Kanye West - Workout Plan

      Christmas: Rent - Your Eyes

      Wedding: Avenue Q - I'm not Wearing UNderwear Today

      Birth of Child: Jack Johnson - It's All Understood

      Final Battle: Sean Paul - Temperature

      Death Scene: Plain White T's - So Damn Clever

      Funeral Song: Razorlight - In the Morning

      End Credit: The Kook's - Eddie's Gun

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    • How to Please a Woman

      It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

      1. a friend
      2. a companion
      3. a lover
      4. a brother
      5. a father
      6. a master
      7. a chef
      8. an electrician
      9. a carpenter
      10. a plumber
      11. a mechanic
      12. a decorator
      13. a stylist
      14. a sexologist
      15. a gynecologist
      16. a psychologist
      17. a pest exterminator
      18. a psychiatrist
      19. a healer
      20. a good listener
      21. an organizer
      22. a good father
      23. very clean
      24. sympathetic
      25. athletic
      26. warm
      27. attentive
      28. gallant
      29. intelligent
      30. funny
      31. creative
      32. tender
      33. strong
      34. understanding
      35. tolerant
      36. prudent
      37. ambitious
      38. capable
      39. courageous
      40. determined
      41. true
      42. dependable
      43. passionate
      44. compassionate

      WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


      45. give her compliments regularly
      46. love shopping
      47. be honest
      48. be very rich
      49. not stress her out
      50. not look at other girls

      AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

      51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
      52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
      53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

      IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

      54. Never to forget:
      * birthdays
      * anniversaries
      * arrangements she makes

      HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

      1. Show up naked
      2. Bring beer & food

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    • The way i understand music

      Musical definitions:
      MONTIVERDI: A Monty Python sketch on the composer Verdi.
      GLISSANDO: a technique adopted by string players for difficult runs.
      SUBITO PIANO: indicates an opportunity for some obscure orchestra player to become a soloist.
      RISOLUTO: indicates to orchestras that they are to stubbornly maintain the correct tempo no matter what the conductor tries to do.
      SENZA SORDINO: a term used to remind the player that he forgot to put his mute on a few measures back.
      CLEF: something to jump from before the viola solo.
      VIBRATO: used by singers to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch.
      bar line: a gathering of people, usually among which may be found a musician or two.
      AD LIBITUM: a premiere.
      CADENCE: when everybody hopes you're going to stop, but you don't.
      LAMENTOSO: with handkerchiefs.
      MUSIC: a complex organizations of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, the result of which is ignored by the audience.
      RELATIVE MAJOR: an uncle in the Marine Corps.
      BASS: the things you run around in softball.
      PORTAMENTO: a foreign country you've always wanted to see.
      TRANSPOSITIONS: men who wear dresses.
      PERFECT PITCH: the smooth coating on a freshly paved road.
      CLEF: what you try never to fall off of.
      BASS CLEF: where you wind up if you do fall off.
      CELLO: the proper way to answer the phone.
      PLAGUE: a collective noun, as in "a plague of conductors."
      AUDITION: the act of putting oneself under extreme duress to satisfy the sadistic intentions of someone who has already made up his mind.
      ACCIDENTALS: wrong notes.
      BROKEN CONSORT: when someone in the ensemble has to leave to go to the bathroom.
      CANTUS FIRMUS: the part you get when you can play only four notes.
      CROTCHET: like knitting, but faster.
      DUCITA: a lot of mallards.
      ESTAMPIE: what they put on letters in Quebec.
      INTONATION: singing through one's nose.
      ISORHYTHMIC MOTET: when half of the ensemble got a different edition from the other half.
      MINNESINGER: a boy soprano.
      MUSICA FICTA: when you lose your place and have to bluff until you find it again.
      DI LASSO: popular with Italian cowboys.
      QUAVER: beginning viol class.
      TUTTI: a lot of sackbuts.
      STOPS: something Bach didn't have on his organ.
      AGNUS DEI: a famous female church composer.
      METRONOME: a city-dwelling dwarf.
      ALLEGRO: leg fertilizer.
      RECITATIVE: a disease that Monteverdi had.
      OPERA: when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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    Education Info

    College:
    Heriot Watt, 2012
    Masters,Mechanical Engineering
    School:
    Cults Academy, 2007
    School:
    Cults Primary, 2001

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    • Alice Fraser
      luv Alice Fraser

      hey stranger! cant believe you were in edinburgh and didnt call! tsk tsk!
      Well when you're back fi and i were thinking we should have a tv and wine night!
      give me a text soon love
      xxxx

      15 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      heya you. Howz things? no doubt you are still shopping at this point. U looking forward to goin home? I cant wait to get home in 2 weeks. I really miss ya (believe it or not) lol. Anyhow, better get back to work. Love u

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      20 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      figured I'd better leave you a comment seeing as I havent left you one in ages.

      Really missin ya, hopefully the next 3 weeks will fly by
      Love you loads n loads

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      21 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      heya sweety hope u r o and had fun last night. catch u later. xxx

      26 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      stinky stinky stinky. I love u! hehe im cuddled up next to u leaving this comment and you r watchin the tv.lol. I loves u! not long till turkey!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      27 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      for a seond there i thought u were asking if w can get Knocked up....to which my respsonse was: "nope"

      lol, course we can watch it. Hope u r feeling ok!! Good call on mas, I ve got loads of work to do too :(

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      29 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      heya you....missin u already :( ....hope the revision foes ok today. Cant wait to see you later...if iu can make it that is. lol. dinner n cinema 2nite?...if u r up for it. How did your walk go? love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      29 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      I love you sooooooooooooooooo much. Nae long now. Less than 3 days hunny!! Big cuddles n kisses!! hehe...im on the fone to u! really miss you :(

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      31 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      heya sweety hope u r ok. 2weeks to go baby...thats a week away already :P . 2 weeks honey then Im home...then its blues ball time. Hehe. Looking forward to it. Hope you have fun today and i will speak to you whenever. Pwomis. love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      32 weeks ago
    • John
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      heya baby. Stuck in the hotel...its lonely and its poop....still beats work lol. Really missing you baby. I love you. xxxxxxxxxx

      33 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      I know size can be daunting...but remenber...I love u!! ;) ;) ;) hehe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      33 weeks ago
    • Ross McCrae
      Ross McCrae

      Hi, just a wee moment of spam to let you know my band are playing at the Tunnels tonight (Friday). We're called How To Swim (myspace.com/howtoswim). Would be good to see you if you fancied coming along! Ross (former GYO trombone man)

      35 weeks ago
    • John
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      heya gorjus...total page domination....agan.....must 4 timesnow :P :P . Anyhow just a quick comment to let you know how much I miss you and how much i am looking forward to coming home. Not long now babes. Miss you

      Love you

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      37 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      heya baby...I really miss you. Would give anything to be with you right now. Only 6 days. love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      37 weeks ago
    • John
      John

      no bebo comment or luv...till you say sorry!

      37 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      Heya u.....u neva replied to my last bebo comment :( Im down doin sum training. U up to much? I really miss you

      love you

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      38 weeks ago
    • John
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      iam right :P :P :P missing u baby......needing your cuddles! love u so much. will be home soon! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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      38 weeks ago
    • John
      luv John

      16 days too many :( xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      38 weeks ago
    • John
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      heya u. Hope all is well. Feeling very tired. Missing u loads n loads. love u. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
       x

      39 weeks ago