SYDNEY (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Parramatta, New South Wales courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Welsh rugby team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE\'S THE ONLY ONE THERE

AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID \"COLOURED PEOPLE ARN\'T ALLOWED IN HERE\" .

THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...

\"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK

WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK

WHEN I\'M SICK I\'M BLACK

WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I\'M BLACK

WHEN I\'M COLD I\'M BLACK

AND WHEN I DIE I\'M BLACK.

BUT YOU SIR...

WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK

WHEN YOUR\'E SICK YOUR\'E GREEN

WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR\'E RED

WHEN YOUR\'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE

AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN \"PURPLE.\"

\"AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED\"

THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.

+ Basic Facts

1. Name: Chad
2. Nicknames: Apple tango (dont ask)
3. Birthday: 28/08/88
4. Place of Birth: Southampton
5. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Occupation: The Quays (life guard)
8. Residence: My Home
9. Screen Name: Chads2hot2handle

+ My Appearance

12. Hair Color: Black
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye color: hazzle
15. Best Feature: been told both my smile and my eyes but i dont no lol
16. Height: 6” 2
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: Nope
19. Piercing: none.
20. Tattoos: nope, I want one though.
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty


+ My 'Firsts'

22. First best friend: Rich
23. First Award: Football trophy
24. First Sport You Joined: Football
26. First Real Vacation: ummm Lanzarote i think
27. First Concert: neva been
28. First True Love: ok than

+ Favorites

29. Movie: Happy Gillmore
30. TV Show: Soccer am
31. Colors: Pink
34. Song: Propa Education
36. Candy: Wine gums
37. Sports to do? Everything
38. Restaurant: Little India
41. College: Been to Totton

43. Book: Johnny wilkinsons autobiography
44. Magazine: Zoo or nuts
45. Shoes: trainers K swiss


+ Currently

46. Feeling:Cold
47. Single or Taken: Single
49. Eating: Nothing
50. Drinking: Coke
51. Typing: This
52. Online: Bebo
53. Listening To: The killers
54. Thinking About: Beer
55. Wanting: To Drink some
56. Watching: Simpsons
57. Wearing: Clothes


+ Future

58. Want Kids? Defently
59. Want to be Married: yep
60. Careers in Mind: Fire man or personal fitness trainer
61. Where do you want to live?: Totton

+ Which is Better With The Opposite Sex?

63. Hair color: Not picky
64. Hair length: Long
65. Eye color: Blue
66. Size: Of what?
67. Cute or sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: Well id be a bit scared if a girl was taller than me
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship:Relationship
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Hmmmm


+ Have I ever?

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yh
79. Had Alcohol: Oh yes
80. Smoked: Yh
81. Ran Away From Home: Yh didnt get far thou his outside the house
82. Broken a bone: one or two or three well a few
83. Got an X-ray: Yh again just a few lol
85. Broken Someone's Heart: so ive been told
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yer
88. Cried At School: yer


+ Do I Believe In?

89. God: Yes
90. miracles: Yes
91. Love At First sight: Yes
92. Ghosts: Hmmmmmm
93. Aliens: well theres prob something out there
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: Yes
96. Hell: Nope
98. Kissing on The First Date: MIf the mood takes ya
99. Horoscopes: Not really.

100. Who would you most like to walk through your door right now?: I dont no