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- ☺☺нαρριєѕт ωнєи.....☺☺
- Out wi the girlies, I still gan out every weekend...it keeps my sanity. Gettn drunk and dancin like I can!! D.T.I.D.!!!!! Jumpin(jumpstyling...oh dear lordy) round The Venue - Big Fish Little Fish/ feedin the Chickens/ Stackin Shelves!!!(Telf u know its troo!! haha!!) Textin like i have nuffin better to do. No wait. I dont have anyfin better to do! Shopping like a demonic footballers wife, gettin cuggles and kisses, in my PJs (out my PJs) Laughin til I nearly wee myself, Eatin cheesy poofs while watchin cheesy films, Retro cartoons ~SuperTed rocks, bedroom banter, animals ~especially farmyard ones(!!) Purple money, Poker nites, poke him nites (oooh kinky), gossipin, singin, window shopping, toy fightin, eatin the cola bits off cola bottles, MSNin, Clear alcoholic bevvy. When doin a pee in a pub toilet and u hear someone in an adjacent cubicle fart, and then laugh at their own fart, nd then u have a little giggle too. It's a beautiful thing!
- ♥♥fιℓмѕ.....♥♥
- Anyone who knows me knows my favourite film -Human Traffic, its like bein young again!! lmao! Moff - pure genius!!! I said NICE ONE BRUV!!!!!! Don"t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, The Business, Pulp Fiction, little Women, Old Yeller, Matilda(krust knows), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Nanny McPhee, HSM 1 & 2, and 3 is out soon YAY!! Camp Rock, Bridge to Terribithia, Daisy does dallas (j/k hiy!!) and owt wi Ray Winstone....gggggrrrrrrr!!!♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Gavin Jenks♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ How hott is this guy?? Ooofft!! I would move to Birmingham, learn to drive n take a sledghammer to my windscreen every day!! Oohh my lordy....!!!!!(he can fill my crack wi that goo anytime!! hahahahaa)♥♥♥♥♥ - ♥♥ѕρσятѕ.....♥♥
- football - Rangers and ☆The Mighty Ruthwell!☆
(www.ruthwellrovers.com) Dance.
Would love to take up dancin again, have to get a bit fitter again tho!!
lol. Hockey, -whenever we get round to startin it up! and sex, my favourite of all the fun sports!!
I gan tae th gym as much as I can, try to gan 3 tyms a week. I dinne enjoy it - its a need not a want , grr
- ◊◊∂ιииє ℓιкє...◊◊
- The Dark, worms, Seagulls, "Seagullin" ewwwwwwwww!! "locals" are scary, even when washed, no bein able to drive, 2 faced ppl, Alcoholic spew, fone thieves, duvet thieves, cola bottle thieves (there MINE!!) Smelly cats and Catdawgs, canned laughter, Celtic, scary films, nd random things that lay at the back of my fridge
Oh, and almost forgot the SPEEEEDERS!!! - ♫♫¢нσσиѕ...♫♫
- ĐŦїĐ!!!!Tiesto, Eddie Halliwell, Karl G, Ferry Corsten, Dj Pavo, Alpha Twins, Inside Out @ The Arches, Coloursfest, and the big yin....Qlimax!!! ►
BEST BANDS------------------->The Enemy, Oasis, Kasabian, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Hard Fi, Snow Patrol, The Kooks, Coldplay(How do u know how I know you r gay?? - cos u like coldplay!),
Charlatans (Tim Burgess- Legend!!), Bush, Reef, 30 seconds to Mars, Placebo, You me at six, Kings of Leon, Mansun, Miley Cyrus/ Hannah Montana (sad i know), MGMT, 3 Colours red(RIP Keith Baxter), Metro Station, James, Lostprophets, Vampire Weekend, Lilly Allen, Ting Tings, Limp Bizkit, All Time Low, Paramore, The Who, Skunk anansie, Cage The Elephant, Mia, Bluetones, Ida Maria, Appaloosa, Pnau,
Death in Vegas, The Lightning Seeds, Ladyhawke, White town, Suade, The Jam, Paul Weller, Shed Seven, Sleeper, Toploader, Prodigy, Happy Mondays,
Phonics, Primal Scream(the old stuff), The Clipse, Stone Roses, N*E*R*D, Paul Weller, Ocean Colour Scene, Blur, Mens - ♥♥♥№1 ppl♥♥♥
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♥♥♥Gaff♥♥♥, Love him. 11yrs now..
♥♥♥Megz♥♥♥, my wee world of 9yr old knowledge....she knows EVERYTHIN!
♥♥♥Lolpops♥♥♥, 3ft of daftness.....glitter and fairydusty specialness!lol
♥♥♥Alfie♥♥♥, My little Dude, Minigaff is no only a place ye ken....☼☼
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Luv them all XxXxX - ♥♥**MSN ADDY**♥♥


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A blue whale
produces 400 gallons of sperm
when it ejaculates.
BUT only 10% of that
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So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean
every time one unloads.
You wonder why the ocesn is so salty??
Dont swallow the water!!!!!
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Random things bout me....
Random Facts
I'm Alana.
Alana Louise Scott.
But sometimes Known As Alana Louise Russell.
Im Cool.
I Hate It When People Call Me Alan.
Not Cool.
I Love Gaff.
I love Meg.
I love Holly.
I love Alfie.
I love Shopping.
I Hate Worms.
I Love Japanese Fashion.
I Want To Move There One Day.
I Love Bebo Comments, Nice Ones Tho.
I Despise Mushrooms.
Peach Schnappes Is My Favorite Drink.
I Think Zac Efron is Hot.
Altho I probs Shouldnt.
I Love Big Brother.
I Despise Racism & Bullies.
Pink Is My Favorite Colour.
I Bum Around My House Naked.
I Want To Learn To Drive.
Going Abroad Makes Me Happy.
Days At The Beach Are The Best.
I Love Primark.
I Like Long Journeys.
Hate Bad Hair Days.
I Wanna Marry Danny Dyer.
Altho Ive Never Met Him.
Yet.
The Simpsons Bores Me.
Simon Amstell freaks me out.
Im Really Competative.
I Like Cuddles.
And Hair Stroking.
Obviously Th Hair On My Head.
I Think Watching The Sun Set Is
Really Romantic ^__^
I Want Rockband 4 th PS3.
I like To Rock Out On Th Drums.
I Love My Best Friends.
I'm Rubbish At Staying In A Bad Mood.
Thats Probably Cos Im Lazy.
I Love Money.
& Shopping.
Again.
Thank God for friends.
I Make Lots of Mistakes.
Vodka Makes Me Horny.
I Love Lambrini.
It Makes Me Laugh.
I Love Life.
I Can Be Very Random.
I Never Wear Watches.
They Irritate Me.
Probs Why I'm Late For Almost Everything.
Jeremy Kyle Is Cool.
Hello Kitty Is Not Cute.
I Adore Random Texts.
I Love Suprises.
So Suprise Me & Leave A Nice Comment.....
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20 Questions About The One You Love.....
1) Who do you love?
Gaff McShug
2) Have you met their mum?
Yuhhu!!
3) Where did you first meet?
College
4) How old were you when you first met?
Sweet 16 (n never been kissed....ahem...)
5) Is this person one of your best friends?
Yay, my bestest friend!!!
6) Is this person older than you?
6months, old c*nt
7) When was the last time you saw them?
bout n hour ago, big cuggles b4 he left
Name one good memory.
Haha, all good!!! best ones r too dirty to say!!! (hoooow ruuuuude)
9) Are you related to this person?
seriously.????....no
10) When will you see them again?
wen he comes home from his other lovers.....aye that wud me Millage from th village
11) Does this person have a cell phone/text messaging?
W?TF?? no he still uses smoke signals....Lochsider aye!
12) Are you their bf/gf?
yeah
13) Do you have nicknames for each other?
Mostly just Jerrit, Gaff or Oi u, dickheed!! lol
14) Do you have pics of this person on your myspace/bebo?
yeah
15) How many times do you talk/write to this person in a week?
all the time, most o th tym we just communicate thro winks and nudges
16) Do you think the person will repost this?
no, hes a pure gay
17) Does this person like you?
no, its a hate hate relationship (nah, he loves me really)
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Could you stand to live with this person?
managed 10yrs so far.....soooo far
19) Do you 2 hang out often?
all t tym, we love to hang out wi our wangs out lol
20) Have you seen this person cry?
yeah, think im th only one!!!.
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Happy days.......Baby Alfie, th newest addition to oor wee family, love him millions!!
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| Name : |   Alana louise Scott/Russell | |
| Nick Name : |   Alibee or Lanay | |
| Birthdate : |   23rd December | |
| Birthplace: |   Dumfries | |
| Current Location: |   Here...... | |
| Eye Color: |   Green | |
| Hair Color: |   Dark brown/red | |
| Height: |   5'6 | |
| Weight: |   im too scared too check... | |
| Piercings: |   2 | |
| Tatoos: |   0 yet | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   Boyf | |
| Vehicle: |   Mad ass Mondeo...honestly its crazy! lol | |
| Overused Phrase: |   'yes!'...(I barely say no... haha) | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   chinese | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |   Venue ...obviously | |
| Candy: |   cola bottles | |
| Number: |   #1!! | |
| Color: |   PINK!! | |
| Animal: |   sheeps | |
| Drink: |   alcoholic anything | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   all th parts...!! | |
| Perfume: |   Dior Addict 2 | |
| TV Show: |   Grand Designs & How do they do it ? on DMAX..im a freak aye | |
| Music Album: |   In search of..,Definitely Maybe or Tellin stories | |
| Movie: |   Human Traffic | |
| Actor/Actress: |   Danny Dyer obv | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   Pepsi max 2ltr bottle a day habbit | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   BK all th way!! | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   Vanilla | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   Neither Tea Jenny | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   Kisses from Gaff Hugs from anyone! lol | |
| Dog or Cat: |   Dave beans my pussy...hes a mentalist hiy! | |
| Rap or Punk: |   Both | |
| Summer or Winter: |   hard 1. Winter | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   funny | |
| Love or Money: |   Love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   whenever i can... | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   being 16 | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   dunno?? | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   ...what th hell is proddin mi in th back?!! lmao | |
| Ambition: |   To finish this b4 i die... | |
| Best Friends: |   They know who they are!! | |
| Weakness: |   Men! | |
| Fears: |   worms...euch.. | |
| Longest relationship: |   10yrs | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   yeah, unfortunatley | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   by Alfie aye! | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   Aye...and id do it again BITCH!!! | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   :S | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   yup | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   Obviously!! | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   No | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   any | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   Dark | |
| Short or Long: |   short | |
| Height: |   taller than me | |
| Style: |   as long as its not a mullet! | |
| Looks or Personality: |   personality is forever | |
| Hot or Cute |   Hot | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   Muscular, skinny is wrong!! | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   Japan | |
| How do you want to Die: |   happily | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   mall?? Loreburne Centre aye | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   Yeah n no | |
| Health Freak: |   Nope | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   Nope | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   wish I believed more | |
| Want to go to College: |   Bn there done that, no thnx | |
| Do you Smoke: |   Nope | |
| Do you Drink: |   Yup!! | |
| Shower Daily: |   Of course | |
| Been in Love: |   Yasss | |
| Do you Sing: |   Badly | |
| Want to get Married: |   Probably | |
| Do you want Children: |   ....bit late now | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: |   oh dunno, hard one that..:L | |
| Hate anyone: |   Yup | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries6 dni temuHi Alanebanane,
If you dont want updates mail us and we will take you off the list.
We hope you all had a good weekend? Check out the pics from the foam party on Friday night it really was huge!!!
This week we change things a little, for free entry this weekend go to jumpinjaksguestlist.com and stick ur name on the guestlist, this will get you free entry all nights b4r 12!!! Plus at 1am if your on the list we will be running a prize draw to win £100.... So just sign up.......
Dont forget this Saturdau night we have Lauren & Molly BASSHUNTER babes on stage(hot girls for the guys)
See you at the weekend!!
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries1 tydzień temuHi Alanebanane,,
If you dont want updates mail us and we will remove you!!!
FOAM ALERT, FOAM ALERT, FOAM ALERT,
THIS FRIDAY FOAM PARTY with the BIGGEST foam cannon in the whole of the UK you do not want to miss this one it will be HUGE.
Check out our pics from the weekend we had Jamie Lomas and Kim Marsh in the club.
Password of the week- "Bring in a bar of chocolate"
You can now add us on msn " dumfries@helenaleisure.com"
Again Friday night is going to be huge free entry in beach wear b4 12.
See you at the weekend!!!
James Prior Darren Gray
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Shed Nightclub2 tygodnie temuDear Friend,
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Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.
Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!
will we see you there?
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries2 tygodnie temuHi Alanebanane,
If you don't want updates mail us and we will remove you. This week we will give you a list of all thing jaks.
Kicking off this Saturday we have WARREN FOX from Hollyoaks live on stage.
Friday 20th November we have another FOAM party this time it is gonna be huge with MORE FOAM and MORE mess.
Saturday 28th November we have the girls from stunt, who just finished doing a song with Basshunter, GUYS they are hot hot hot, not to be missed.
Friday 14th December we bring you our First ever ROLLER DISCO, this promises to be fun and you don't want to miss out!
Sunday 20th December we welcome CLUBLANDS and FLIP n FILL to jaks for what will be a huge night in Dumfries!
Christmas eve FOAM PARTY & New Years Eve UV party!!!!
Password of the week this week is bring in an item that starts with the letter "N"
See you at the weekend
James Prior Darren Gray
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Boho West End Wednesdays3 tygodnie temunew boho wednesdays is here.
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Premium drinks at student prices from a pound all night
dont miss the launch party tommorow night from 10.30pm.
Limited guest list available
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries3 tygodnie temuHi Alanebanane,
If you dont want our updates mail us and we will take you off the list.
Pictures from Halloween are now up we hope you enjoy!!!
This week we have a school disco for you, FREE entry for anyone in uniform. We have a huge bungee run on the night which you dont want to miss its great fun!!!
Password of the week is to bring in an item that starts with the letter "Z" this will get you free entry b4 12 all nights.
WARREN FOX from Hollyoaks live Saturday 14th November girls DONT MISS IT!!!
See you at the weekend
James Prior
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries5 tygodni temuHi Alanebanane,
IF YOU DONT WANT THESE UPDATES MAIL US AND WE WILL REMOVE YOU
Just a quick update to let you know the password of the week!
We have decided to go back to our old company for the foam which means next time MORE FOAM MORE MESS.
PASSWORD OF THE WEEK-Bring in some HARIBO for free entry b4 12 all nights
See you at the weekend
Love
James Prior
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Maxy H6 tygodni temuawrite homie!! soz aboot the well delayed reply!! no got the tinternet workin in ma new home lol!!
how ye gettin oan pal? hope yer behavin yersel
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Boho West End Wednesdays9 tygodni temuBoho Wednesdays on tonight from 10.30 Guys with free entry before 12
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drinks from only 1 pound
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Garage Nightclub11 tygodni temuAlanebanane Y'uptae next week?
We know how you Garage punters like to get wet. No, not like that you dirty lot! Why not throw on your swimsuit or speedos and join us for some frolocking in the foam at our foam party on Tuesday 15th September.
FREE entry before 11:30pm or with a valid Glasgow Caledonian Matric card. £5/£3 after. Drinks from £1. Bring your rubber duck
If that doesn't quench your party thirst then why not come along on Thursday 17th for our Fancypants night. Throw them over your clothes, on your head, round your neck, or at your ankles for free entry.
Drinks from £1, Doors from 11pm, free entry before 11:30pm, with fancypants or a valid Strathclyde University Matric card.
Jump onboard the pirate ship on Saturday 19th September for our spectacular pirate night! There will be cash prizes for the best pirates and Drinks start from £1. Doors open 10:30pm and £3 passes available from Driftwood.
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O'Couture12 tygodni temuocglasgow.com for electronic guest list every night. Also half price food this week when you say 'oc food rocks' get involved
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Jumpin Jaks - Dumfries12 tygodni temuHi Alanebanane,
Password of the week is, sing 'Jingle Bells' at reception for FREE entry all nights before 12. Sing it loud and PROUD!!!!!
This Friday we have our snow/christmas party, which has to be seen to be belived, you have seen a foam party now see a snow party. FREE entry for anyone in christmas gear!!
Saturday 3rd October we have TV heartthrob Scott Maslen live on stage (girls google his name for hot pics)
Dont forget you can book ur free party with us just call 01387 261440
Have a good week look forward to seeing you on Friday night for our first ever SNOW Party!!!!
Jame Prior
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Garage Nightclub13 tygodni temuAlanebanane are you ready to get your RAVE on???
Join us in your boiler suits and high vis vests this Sunday 30th August for our bank holiday rave extravaganza!
Drinks start from £1 and there will even be cash prizes for the raddest ravers!
Doors open at 11pm and we're open until 4am (subject to licence). Entry £6/£4.
Plus there is a pre-party in Driftwood for you extra hardcore ravers!
RAVE OR DIE!
If that doesn't tickle your fancy, why not rub shoulders with Dj Kenny upstairs in the Attic for our Stone Roses 20th anniversary special
WIN special edition CD's, box sets and vinyl. DO IT!!!!
Garage mobile disco Fridays!
All rooms open. Main hall: Chart Attic: Indie G2: RnB, Hip Hop. Have a wee sing song in Snapshotz with our karaoke and chill out in the Cocktail bar with a posh drink.
Doors open at 11pm, Entry £5/£3.
What a way to start the weekend


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