I think the title says it all really. This week it is.......
The Rat by The Walkmen

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile... Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they've become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it's cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products.
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants.
Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it's done just because you've finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just 'cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you're never gonna fucking talk to.
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles... Were just a band.
Led Zepplin... Just a band.
The Beach Boys... Just a band.
The Sex Pistols... Just a band.
The Clash... Just a band.
Crass... Just a band.
Minor Threat... Just a band.
The Cure... Just a band.
The Smiths... Just a band.
Nirvana... Just a band.
The Pixies... Just a band.
Oasis... Just a band.
Radiohead... Just a band.
Bloc Party... Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys... Just a band.
The Next Big Thing.. JUST A BAND.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.

Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say "Hey" thou shalt not say "Ho".
When I say "Hip" thou shalt not say "Hop".
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise... kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying "Is it".

Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always... Thou shalt always kill!

1.Ferris wheels do not lead to campsites
2.Christmas songs make exellent sing alongs
3Lube is needed to take off wellys
4 Juice Rocks
5 Ratm equals death
6 Drink and peoples names is a no no
7 absinth leathel fuck i still have some
8 Trees Move
9 Multivitamin juice is all u need for basic survival,proved by me who didnt eat for like two days!!!
10 northern irish ppl are DEADLY
11 people who dont go to oxegen stare at train stations
12 rape is now counted as a fun activity by anyone who entered our camp...
13 Bohemian Rapsidy never and i mean never gets old
14 flying tents are amazing to look at......
15 Oxegen NEVER SLEEPS..i MEaN NEVER
15Crates,babywipes,chairs and juice are like currency there
16 two man tents are bigger than 3 man
17Wellies Shave Your legs!!
18Helicopters that hover over oxegen never run out of fuel!
19Red Camp site= Dump!
20Blue Campsite= Less of a walk!
21shit load of absence (or whatever it's called) and a shit load of vodka and beer leads to smoking cigars, almost being kidnapped by 50 year old english men and conversing with a statuatory rapist!
22portaloos are a quick fix prosac when you find a clean one.
23panadol and tramil and beer lead to a good night.
24one can stay up all night on caffine
25builders always know where you where!!
26porches on tents and you're just asking for it
27sun leads to painful sunburn.
28noise can become very helpful in the sleeping process.
29grass in your tent can make you very sad
30as can ripped ponchos
31ponchos can keep you so dry.
32no matter how broken deck chairs get they can still be used as seats.
33people don't like it when you sit/stand on their tent strings in a drunken stupors
34there's always room for more alcohol
35you are technically over the legal limit for 2 days after oxegen
37 dirty expensive greasy breakfast rolls really hit the spot wen its very early in the morning!!!!