Yer Maw

Oh nooo, I didn't smoke it... it was rubbed onto me by a passing cyclist!

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Me, Myself, and I
Time for an update?
Aye, I think it is...


Well... names Heather... Hopefully you already know that...!
Left DHS, like, a year ago! It's still weird not seeing everyone every day =(
Likes to be under the influence.
Likes to chill too.
Got another modelling contract... might actually take it this time! =0
Passed yon driving test on the 21st of April '08... Don't have my own car but drive my mothers... Miu Miu.
Gap year this year, Starting nursing soon hopefully.
Also... My friends are the sex, good bant!
Obviously!
Although they have abandoned me.
My life is rather awesome... ya munter!

P.s I actually have a job.

Gies a wee msg darlin!
Sad lol.

Wah eh ken that thing... eh... msn... >> hevner_86@hotmail.com
Gie it a wee add hen.

Ooooh and... the whole top twenty thing isn't in order, so... aye, I love everyone.


Oh aye and... I want to marry Joe Dempsie. Hot.



High Five!
Music
The Distillers, The Transplants, Mott the Hoople, Backyard Babies, Tenacious D, Ray LaMontagne, Jose Gonzalez, WASP, AC/DC, Maiden, Rammstein, Trivium, The Prodigy, The Gossip, The Answer, Amy Winehouse, Betty X, Incubus, Jimi, Nouvelle Vague, The Shins, Faithless, Fat Boy Slim, Moloko, Shaft, Wildchild, Meck, Cascada, New York Dolls, T.Rex, Hollywood Brats, Count Bishops, The Hammersmith Gorillas, Eddie and the Hotrods, Hawkwind, Can, The Groundhogs, Iggy And the Stooges, The Chemical Brothers, TIESTO!... So on and So Forth. Actually... Pretty much any music.
Films
Pulp Fiction, Fight club, White Chicks, Ghost World, Ong-Bak. Funny Stuff, Scary Stuff, Gory Stuff, Fighty Stuff.
Sports
Ha...
Yer maw.
Scared Of
Heights. Hate them.
Being stuck inside when it's nice outside.
Likes...
Bub + Friends, Chillin, Munch, Chris' van lol.
Total hunners.
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ISLA: 'Fucking big roundabouts are satan'
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Choose Life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves.
Choose your future.

Choose life...
The Other Half Of Me
Rich

Rich

He plays Call of Duty... Gay-bob.

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  • Sarah Dickson
    luv Sarah Dickson

    Trumpets! x x

    4 weeks ago
  • Albino
    luv Albino

    Hello ya hippy freak.

    How do? I haven't seen you in long time!

    16 weeks ago
  • Witness the Fall
    Witness the Fall

    not able to go to Download this year..??? hahah na luck.....me too ....... so come to the venue on the 12th june (this friday) for a alternative download party lol!!! live music from witness the fall, grant me revenge + the party program doors 8pm £3 entry..mega cheapness!!

    23 weeks ago
  • Sarah Dickson
    Sarah Dickson

    Yeh, am back on the net!!!

    Yah, I started early love, and nothing could replace my wiens, wish i saw more of you tho, you havent been up here really!!! Come an see yer auld muther!!!! I miss you all! x x

    Hope you are ok/ After today and that!

    24 weeks ago
  • JodieMilenkovic
    luv JodieMilenkovic

    Omg Heather:-o!that profile pic wel didnt luk lke u ther,a wasnt evn gna add u coz a was lke"who the fuks that?!"then a saw the name as"Yer Maw"and thot oh must be someone from dumfries!lmao:-D so i accepted then realised it was u,haha.class!.. Btw its abt time uv added me,cant bleave its took u this long!lol.(only joken)xxx

    26 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Andy
    Andy

    Goin pretty good aye! what u been up to?

    26 weeks ago
  • Fire The Dj Promotions
    Fire The Dj Promotions

    ACEY SLADE
    (MURDERDOLLS/ WEDNESDAY 13/ AMEN/ DOPE)

    LIVE AT THE VENUE 14TH MAY
    TICKETS FROM BARNSTORM £5
    ON THE DOOR £6

    Doors open 7.30pm

    xx

    28 weeks ago
  • Albino
    Albino

    Not sure - badly hurt my hip last month, and its still causing me pain. Thinking Ive trapped the sciatic nerve. But got x-rays taken today to check if Ive maybe done something to my hip.

    Been up to much?

    28 weeks ago
  • Albino
    Albino

    Waah! Good stuff.
    Im not too bad, besides the being signed off work for the last 2weeks and counting!

    28 weeks ago
  • Albino
    luv Albino

    Waah! Heather, how do?

    28 weeks ago
  • Sean Ford
    luv Sean Ford

    Hello shit4brains u ok ent heard from you in a long time.

    36 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Albino
    luv Albino

    :O Gay Face!

    How goes it?

    36 weeks ago
  • Miss Campbell
    luv Miss Campbell

    Hiya Heather....

    hws u been l8ly??? aint seen ya in a while
    hav sum luv

    XxXx

    38 weeks ago
  • Russco
    Russco

    here am nae freak,bam. ha. na bugger all really, when ee next comin for a bevvy? xxx

    39 weeks ago
  • Russco
    Russco

    hee haw, wat u been upta hezz? xxx

    39 weeks ago
  • Sarah Dickson
    Sarah Dickson

    TRUMPETS!!!

    Woo hoo, I have a new job, start on Monday!!! And I get a company car too!!! Yeh - im not a dolite anymore!!!!

    x x x x x x x x x

    Trumpets, trumpets!!! x x

    42 weeks ago