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- sum say de glass is half full.. sum say de glass is half empty..I say “R u gunna drink dat??”
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hello der well
2 start off free at last nd luvin it!!!
em i dunno wat 2 say Head fried..ahhh..
wel im hope 2 those who dnt Know ov me
my main priorety is my gorgous baby
girl madison leigh. i luv her to the bones
ud ussually find mua in karma or any wer dat sells alcahol!! really wit de usual croud!! who r they u ask>> ..mi bestist budz eva ruthie,sarah,aubie,victoria"&
"shelly <<if ur wonderin she eat all de piezz!!>>>
or id be wit sum ova mad loons aka..Katey<<scruff>>
or just out gettin fuckin Mouldy wit all dem loonz..!!...
..well datz me nemwayz soooooo..!!!
ill stop talkin shite now so if ur dropin by mi page
feel free 2 leave a comment!!....♥
♥«´¨`•°x MoSeS x°•´¨`»♥
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2 Al mI BiTcHeS!!!
- º♥ღღ♥º Music º♥ღღ♥º
- dance music and techno n depends on de song really and lilly allen she'z mad!!!. amywine house kanye the kookz sum41 all sortz ov fuckin music i cant rite it all down..ha.ha..
- º♥ღღ♥º Films nd shit..º♥ღღ♥º
- scary films and comedys wit adam sandler but my all time fav film is August rushh... itz fuckin briilant! ohh.. nd green street the lead fella is a sexy bastard ohh nd anything wit chad micheal murray xx(beaut)xx my fav filmz are SARDUST.. legend moulin rouge!! just married wit ashton kutcher n i luv all de chuckyz..!! football factory-- nd green street, lock stock 2 smoken barrels!! love honer nd obey... all english gangster movies basiclley..ha Desprate housewives, Shameless, sex in de city nd footballers wives freak....ov course who isnt nd not 4 gettin all mi soaps cudnt live witout dem...
- º♥ღღ♥º wat i do º♥ღღ♥º
- i do everytin an teenager is suppose to do go out nd have a laugh every day wit me m8z... smoken drinkin wateva...well maybe not everyday a girl has to get her beauty sleep u no usually u'll find me down by de river doin a few bongs or around de town de sumwer wit my princess
n smokin a few joints wit my mates i luv goin getin plastard at de weeknd dats me i suppose wat bmore can i say???? .x.x
- º♥ღღ♥º SpoRtS º♥ღღ♥º
- I'm forevr blowin bubbles
Pretty bubbles in da air
dey fly so high
dey reach da sky
ND LYK OUR DREAMS DEY FADE ND DIE
FORTUNES ALWAYS HIDIN
IVE LOOKED EVERYWER
IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES
PRETTY BUBBLES IN DA AIR
GO N GREEN STREET!!!!!!!!!!!
Go ON united 4 life
- º♥ღღ♥º Happiest When º♥ღღ♥º
- when i have a joint in my hand and a a few cans in front of me (linden village) nd wen im in bed..asleep nd wen im wit my mates havein a session! of course..! and wen im eatin choclate cake wit icecream nd a cupa tea in foodie'z wit sarah..! mMmMmMm..food..lol.. or wit katey just laughin....
- º♥ღღ♥º ThE WeEkEnDº♥ღღ♥º
- The Weekend has Landed all the Exists now is CLUBS, DRUGS, PUBS and PARTIES i've got 48 hours off FROM the world, man i'm gonna blow STEAM out of my head like a SCREAMING KETTLE i'm gonna talk SHIT to strangers ALL NIGHT i'm gonna LOSE THE PLOT ON THE DANCEFLOOR the free redicals inside me are FREAKING man! tonight i'm JIP TRAVOLTA, i'm PETER POPPER i'm going to NEVER NEVER LAND with my chosen FAMILY, MAN we're going to get more SPACED OUT than NEIL ARMSTRONG ever did anything could happen tonight, you know? this could be the best night of my life! i've got 73 yoyos in my BACK BURNER i'm gonna WAX the lot, man! the MILKY BARS are on me! YEAH!”..
- º♥ღღ♥ºproud 2 be..!!!!!º♥ღღ♥º
- **pots a plant dat grows 4rm de ground if god didnt like the shit, it wouldnt be around, so all u FuCkeRz dat think ur kewl shut de fuck up becuz STONERS rule!!!**
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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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1. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
2. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..
3. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
4. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
5. Men are like ....... Ads ...... You can't believe a word they say.
6. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
7. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
8. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
9. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are just handicapped
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1. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCEMOVE AROUND.
2. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.
3. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
4. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS
8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.
9. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.
10. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
11. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
12. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST BLACKCURRANT, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.
13. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR
14. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."
15. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON
16. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
17. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP
18. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.
19. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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