It seems I only ever use this blog to post ridiculous shit, or apologise for being a dickhead a handfull of times a year.

Today is the latter.

Sometimes I need that metaphorical punch in the face to realise just how lucky I have things sometimes. I have a group of some of the greatest friends, and some I would consider closer than family. I'm not gonna sit and reel of cliched phrases over and over again, but I really have been a prize fucking prick recently, especially with a drink in me. When things don't go well for myself, I seem to take it out on other people, and over look just how much other people do for me.

After being out at the Halloween party and acting like a complete fucking arsehole to a lot of people, particularly the girl whom I love and care about more than anything else, I found myself stuck in the rain and the cold, penniless and stranded due to the roads into Kirkcaldy being closed. During this whole time, all i could think about was how shite a situation i was in. I never once thought that what I saw simply as drunken banter was absolutely unacceptable and placed me in a position that looked far more than suspicious.

If there's such a thing as Karma out there, It's catching up with me. I considered sending out personal apologies to everyone, but it would take far too long to trace back what I've said to who. So this acts as a public apology to everyone who knows it applies to them. In particular to Martin Mentiplay and Robyn as well as the neighbours for how I spoke and acted. I'm fully aware that they may not even see this, but if anyone would be kind enough to pass on my words, I would be highly appreciative.

My first act to try and make this up to the people that matter is to cut back on how much I drink when I'm out for a good while till I can clear my head up at least. My actions have been a result of a subconscious unhappiness with myself I guess, and I need to sort that out.

That being said, my 21st birthday party is still on, 12th November at the Windsor. If I know you, you're basically welcome, and If you want to bring a guest or 5, let me know in advance that you/they are coming If it's gonna be my last day of drinking for a while, then lets get fucked up on drink and drugs. I'm only 21 once

Iain x

For guys that need help with girls, Do this:

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'fuck you, ' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sti

Iain - I wanna speak louder than ritalin [Sophie x] says:
hey whos this?
Kathryn says:
hi how are you today?
Iain - I wanna speak louder than ritalin [Sophie x] says:
Bit itchy, you?
Kathryn says:
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Iain - I wanna speak louder than ritalin [Sophie x] says:
im 3!
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Iain - I wanna speak louder than ritalin [Sophie x] says:
That jen is a slut, all the bots are fuckingher!
Kathryn says:
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Iain - I wanna speak louder than ritalin [Sophie x] says:
I can barely talk tbh
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Iain - I wanna speak louder than ritalin [Sophie x] says:
but im 3
Kathryn says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Iain - I wanna speak louder than ritalin [Sophie x] says:
why?

You have just sent a nudge.

Kathryn says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Iain - I wanna speak louder than ritalin [Sophie x] says:
I wont, my username will be GTFOPORNOBOTS!
Kathryn says:
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Iain - I wanna speak louder than ritalin [Sophie x] says:
my msn says youre trying to phish me you CUNT