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Jake Smale

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  • Male, 21, Luv 33
  • from Frithelstock
  • I am Single
  • Profile views: 3,267
  • Member since: December 2005
  • Last active: Jan 16
  • www.bebo.com/__Mardy__Bum_

About Me

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Under-achiever :)
Me, Myself, and I
WASSON?

Well im jake im 16 I live in this little village outside of Torrington. I play football for putford and everyone there is fucking quality I'm off to duchy college in september to do a national certificate in agriculture I got the best mates ever just to name a few: Dec, Danny, Harry, Billy, Hirons, Brad, Mason, Owen. and thats all you need to know

cheers then!

1.Tattersall
2.Wilson
3.Mason


3 Legends of Torry f.c

Vicarage...Theatre of Dreams...

**** TOP 14 = Fucking Legends !!!!!****
Music
Arctic Monkeys. Bloc Party. Kasabian. The Killers. Pigeon Detectives. The Strokes. The Hives. The Horrors. Colplay. Damien Rice. The Fratellis. Hard-Fi. Jack Penate. Kaiser Chiefs. Jamie T. Kate Nash. Breaking Benjamin. Klaxons. Maximo Park. Oasis. Razorlight. Snow Patrol. Tokyo Police Club. Eminem. 50 Cent. Lethal Bizzle. Dizzee Rascal plus loads more
Films
Horrors, Comedys.......anyone bothered? didn't think so
Sports
FOOTBALL!!! I play in goal for Putford and i support the best team in the world Man United. I don't play Rugby no more but i support Bath and i'm captain of me school cricket team and i support Somerset.
Hates
Combe martin!!.waiting.losing.liars
 .backstabbers.dark chocolate.school.Mr (lispy) Halstead.girls who are mongs but walk around thinkin there the dogs bollox.ginger people who say there strawberry blonde.girls who think ur whole life revolves around them. chavs goths and emos. there are loads more but i'm a busy man!
Happiest When
With me mates (Avvin a few tins in the changing rooms innit boys lol) Playin or watching any sport, Sleeping which is basically all the time. Or in German with Dec and Kyle

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  • just do it 2

    1.Whats your Name?

    2. Are we close?

    3. What do you think of me?

    4. Do you hav a crush on me?

    5. Would u kiss me?

    6. would u fuk me?

    7. Describe me in 3 words?

    8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?

    9. What was ur first impression of me?

    10. Do u still think the same?

    11.. What reminds u of me?

    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?

    13. How well do u know me?

    14. What do u like best about me?

    15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?

    16. Could you ever love me?

    17. Give me a nickname and explain why?

    18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?

    19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

    3 Comments 278 weeks

  • Just Do It

    go out with me?
    give me your number?
    kiss me?
    let me kiss you?
    watch a movie with me?
    let me take you out to dinner?
    let me drive you somewhere
    take a shower with me?
    be my bf/gf?
    have a fling with me?
    let me buy you a drink?
    take me home for the night?
    Would you let me sleep in your bed?
    Sing car karaoke with me?
    re-post this for me to answer your questions?
    give me a piggyback ride?
    Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of petrol?
    have a relationship with me?
    Dance with me?
    Let me make you breakfast?(I can cook btw)
    Spank that arse?
    Take me to the beach?
    Sing happy b'day 2 me?
    Tickle me to death?
    Let me tickle you?
    Stick up for me if i was being put down?
    Carress my body?
    Play strip poker with me?
    Say yes if i asked you out?
    Get wasted with me?
    Instant message me?
    Greet me in public?
    Hang out with me?

    6 Comments 325 weeks

  • More useless shite bout moi

    -- YOUR HERITAGE: ????
    -- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: trainers
    -- YOUR EYES: green
    -- YOUR WEAKNESS: not sure....self confidence??
    -- YOUR FEARS: heights,fat ppl
    -- ONE THING YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE:win league,cup or both wiv torry dis year wishful finkin i kno

    -----------------WHAT IS------------------

    -- YOUR THOUGHTS WHEN FIRST WAKING UP: fuk only 2 weeks left :(
    -- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: hair or eyes
    -- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE SAME SEX: ummmmm
    -- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: lol u must b jokin...i would say hair but i chopped it off
    -- YOUR BEDTIME: wen i get tired
    -- YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: ......

    -----------------YOU PREFER------------------

    -- PEPSI OR COKE: pepsi
    -- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: MCDONALDS
    -- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: single
    -- ADIDAS OR NIKE: nike
    -- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: chocolate
    -- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: none

    -----------------DO YOU------------------

    -- SMOKE: no
    -- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): not @ da mo
    -- WHO ARE THEY: ....
    -- DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE?: ummm not properly in love
    -- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: undecided
    -- WANT TO GET MARRIED: ye
    -- TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: wtf?
    -- GET MOTION SICKNESS: nope
    -- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: no way
    -- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: ye
    -- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: yeah
    -- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: no

    ------------HAVE YOU EVER-------------

    -- DRANK ALCOHOL: silly question ye
    -- DONE A DRUG: no
    -- GONE SHOPPING: Yeah
    -- EATEN SUSHI: no....foreign shit
    -- BEEN ON STAGE: yeah
    -- GONE SKATING: yeah
    -- MADE HOME MADE COOKIES: no
    -- DYED YOUR HAIR: yep
    -- STOLEN ANYTHING: yah
    -- FLOWN IN A PLANE: yup loadsa times
    -- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: no
    -- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: ummm probably
    -- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: yep marge simpson propa gawj lmao! oj btw
    -- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: no lol
    -- CUT YOUR HAIR: yep
    -- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: no
    -- BEEN CALLED A TEASE: no
    -- GOTTEN BEATEN UP?: no
    -- SHOPLIFTED: no


    -----------------THE FUTURE------------------

    -- NUMBERS AND NAMES OF CHILDREN: fukd if i kno
    -- DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: ummm....
    -- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: i dnt particularly wanna die...
    -- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? i dno older than i am now :D
    -- WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT: australia

    -----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------

    -- BEST EYE COLOR: blue/hazel
    -- BEST HAIR COLOR: blonde,brunette,black
    -- SHORT OR LONG HAIR: long.........ish
    -- BEST HEIGHT: dnt mind no midgets tho
    -- BEST WEIGHT: not really skinny but not fuckin whales
    -- BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: dno
    -- BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: dno

    ----------------FAVORITES------------------

    -- SHAMPOO: herbal essences lmfao
    -- FAV COLOR: yellow
    -- SUMMER/WINTER: winter
    -- LACE OR SATIN: lace
    -- FAVE CARTOON CHARACTER: homer simpson
    -- FAVE FOOD: pot noodle
    -- FAVE MOVIES: horror or comedy
    -- FAVE SPORT: rugby union rugby league cricket football......

    ----------------RIGHT NOW------------------

    -- WEARING: jeans
    -- DRINKING: smirnofdf ice
    -- THINKING ABOUT: how bored i am
    -- LISTENING TO: panic!

    ---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------

    -- CRIED: no
    -- WORN JEANS: ye i am now
    -- MET SOMEONE NEW ONLINE: no
    -- DONE LAUNDRY : nope
    -- DROVE A CAR: no
    -- TALKED ON THE PHONE: yup

    --------FRIENDS AND LIFE----------------

    -- DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD ANOTHER NAME?: no not really
    -- DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?: no
    -- DO YOU LIKE ANYONE?: ye
    -- WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ACTS THE MOST LIKE YOU?: not sure
    -- WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST OF YOUR FRIENDS? owen since da day i was born
    -- ARE YOU CLOSE TO ANY FAMILY MEMBER?: ye all of dem but speshly my aunty

    0 Comments 352 weeks

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  • Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday

    The big white dot started life as a daisy but then I changed my mind. HAppy Birthday Darling!Sorry I forgot your card.Love You lots xxx

    Lyd Fallaize 1 Reply
  • WE LOVE ART!!!!!!
    WE LOVE ART!!!!!!

    well theres the bk of my head coz im chattin 2 u! theres dec tryin 2 listen *wet dreams* remember! and the reli weird person is Kyle Tayler havin a a fit coz he has Tourettes lol bless his cottens I LOVE ART ALMOST AS MUCH AS U :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx oh u havin a nice easter ?!?!!? x...

    Jessica Matthews 2 Replies
  • u mean more!!
    u mean more!!

    jake i am sowi 4 bein a cow but u reli do mean da world 2 me n i wud b lost wivout u!!!!!! XX

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    Jake .. :) Hope all is well with you. xxxxx

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    hello darlin x

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    smillllllllllage hows it gwain bow avent seen ee in a fair while us will ahve to have a gathering or summin soon hows college bee ee at duchy ?x

    9/20/08
  • Lauren Bungay
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    Aww lucky you! Marbella is really nice!! Thanks i weren't reli bothered but i was so surprised i passed English as i always mucked about! I can't believe your not going North Devon College. Wot are you doing instead then?? Thanks i'm sure i will b!! So many guys have tried chatting me nd my cousin up since we been out here!! Been quite funny! We were even given a free shot of some tiype of fruity vodka was reli nice!! Wb love you xxxxxxx

    8/31/08
  • Lauren Bungay
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    If you did you would have looked like a right numpty!! Lol!! Aww bless, where you gonig on hols 2 in Feb then?? I passed everything i got 5 B's nd 6 C's!! I was so surprised even tho i could have done better if i had revised 4 some of the subjects! lol!! See you in college if your going, my induction day on Weds!! I'm well nervous!! Wb xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    8/31/08
  • Dan Wilson
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    oi oi smaley... erm yes that would be ideal :) thanks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    8/25/08
  • Lauren Bungay
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    Hey Smaley! U cldn't have seen me the other day, coz i am sunning myself in Kefalonia!! Loving it out here! I reli don't wanna go home! On Weds night me nd my cuz went to a beach party nd we got chatted up by these greek lads nd we danced with them!! They were rather yummy!! I'm sitting here in an internet cafe at the mo! Where did u think u saw me 2? I'm gd thnx, u? How did ur results go? Hope u passed all of them! Wb xxxxxxxx

    8/22/08
  • Harry.T
    Harry.T

    hey there again smaley if you wanna do it then type in skysports fantasy football on google and the league pin is 2390839. thats all dec said so if you get stuck then i spose as a last resort ask declan. not that hell know fuck all. Cheerz then xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    8/11/08
  • Harry.T
    Harry.T

    hello big man. long time no c :( unlucky the other day with the football. but to the point. a few of us are gonna do this fantasy football fing where we all go into a league with just us lot in it. we will all put in a fiver and 1st 2nd and 3rd will take the dosh. obviously 1st gets most etc. if you are interested then i fink that dec is gonna put the info on to my bebo page in a bit. just fought being a bit of a gamblin man you would give it a go. cherrz then sexy nuts xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    8/11/08
  • KirstyLeanne .
    luv KirstyLeanne .

    Why not have a bit back :D :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    8/7/08