Do you love me?

Its a terrific bunny bummin!

I'm going to have to turn my back on you.

Ooh, Im Howard Moon, I know how to use my talky round hole!

What you doin' in my waters boy?

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

There's something about the icecream truck that makes kids lose it. And they can hear that shit from ten blocks away. They don't hear their mothers calling but they hear that motherfucking icecream truck. and the Icecream man always drove extra blocks away. And I know he's seen us and shit, but I think he just be in the car with his friends and say: Watch me how fast I make these motherfuckers run.

Either he shoved a light bulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea

This is not a dress - this is the robe of the psychedelic monks

Could the real Batman please stand up...

Its really hard to masturbate with you guys talking!!!!

Which of your friends do you want to know we're cowards?

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

Peanut : Do a little tap dance and you got salsa! Jeff : Thats terrible! Peanut : Not with the right kind of chips its not.

Turk:,................after all me and JD are married. JD: Dude, we're not married! Turk: Dude, you gotta admit we are a little married. JD: I know and I love it!

SILENCE!... I KILL YOU!

Go to your happy place

[Hancock] If you don't move, your head is going up his arse!
[Prisoners] Hahaha!
[Hancock to Prisoner] Are you sure you wanna ride this train?

[JEFF] 'What do you think of Bush?'
[ACHMED] 'Oh, I love Bush ..OH you mean the president, I'm sorry'

Look I got a dick branded on my arse

(about corpse) Lock up your daughters tonight, General, there'll be trouble in the maiden's quarters.

Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.”

I have an iq of 6000 which is about the same as 6000 PE teachers

I'm gonna eat you little fishy!

I SHall Call Him Squishy And He Shall Be Mine!

I Did Really Well In My Last Oral, Although I Did Find It A Bit Of A Mouthful At First, But Miss Says If I Practice As Often As I Can, I Could Become Head Girl!

Hello Beautiful!

He had it coming

Jose: No Worry Ill Kick His Ass Peanut: ill Turn Your Asss Into Guakomolie And Ill Stir t with Your Stick ' This Is The Way We Stir the Gwok Stir The Gwok Stir The Gwok'

Either he shoved a light bulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea

'That...was a very poor choice of words *drops*'

He's lost his son Fabio!

I'm scared of heights!

I saw Howard from the Halifax ads the other day, he was holding a sign saying 'will dance for food'

[Karen] If your from Africa then why are you white?!

Scotland u gotta go its fantasticly good

Is It.......Pineapple?

Mr Rimmer Sir you are a SMEEEEEEGHEEEEEEEEAD

Run monkey boy run

I tried to catch a bus today but it was too fucking fast

And Dot Dot Dot !!

Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.

Owww, that was more painful than a Brazilian wax!

Alriight!!...gigiddy gigiddy

Richie: It's not very sexy, is it? Eddie: No. I must say, I expected a lot more from 'The Furry Honeypot Adventure'.

If I don't speak in fashion terms, I get confused

I invented this game right called Pelt The Rabbit In His Big White Face and you're here, or anywhere, by a windmill, it doesn't matter. Anyway, this bunny comes towards you and he has a huge face, he's a freak. He's quite tall, about 6 ft and he comes towards you and you've got to leg it and get away from him or pelt him with coins or sunflower seeds or take your chelsea boot off and take him out cause if he catches you he just throws you on the floor, and rapes you.

We are an unimaginative lot for naming things. I once sailed with a man who lost both of his legs and part of his arm. (Gibbs: what did you call him?) .... Larry.

[Shaun]..What Happend To The Car?..[Ed]..They Pranged It..Looks Like Were Gunna Hav To Take The Jag

I'm captain jack sparrow...savvy