A fanny is a wonderful thing. Nearly as wonderful, as a breast. In this blog, I will document the ideal fanny - so get working on those babies, girls!

A minge should always be:
> Moist
> Creamy
> Eggy
> Fishy
> Milky
> Cheesy
> Active
> Infected
> Sceptic
> Pulsing
> Tasty
> Succulent
> Toothy
> Tangy
> Spicy
> Crusty
> Satisfying
> Tender
> Juicy
> Meaty
> Electric
> Hairy
> Smooth
> Warm
> Loose
> Curry
> Bloody
> Raw
> Slick
> Oily
> Ginger
> Smelly
> Unwashed
> Rough
> Coarse
> Stretchy

and most of all, keep working on this honeys...

> FARTY!

Thanks, The Racoon King x

1. Full Name: Lisanne Michelle King
2. Nicknames: busy Lizzy, Lizzie, Squizzy (never ever call me that!), Lee, Lisa, Lisa- anne and more but im not sayin
3. Birthday: 2nd may 1994
4. Place of Birth: Munich, Germany
5. Zodiac Sign: Taurus- stubborn me!
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Grade: Year 9
8. School: Colyton Grammar School
9. Occupation: Pupil
10. Boyfriend: Austin
11. MSN Screen Name: xoxLisannexox


___Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Blondy/ Browny
13. Hair Length: Mid Back
14. Eye color: Browny – Hazel ( they change sometimes- don’t ask me y I no its weird!)
15. Weight: not telling- besides how dare u ask!
16. Height: No idea
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: Nope
19. Piercings: Ears (2 on left 1 on right)
20. Tattoos: None
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Isabelle
23. First Award: Drama award- best in school!!!!! Drama rules
24. First Sport You Joined: I did football for a bit
25. First pet: 2 cats febil and welix strange names I no
26. First Real Vacation: Shri-Lanka.
27. First Concert: Kaiser Chiefs
28. First Love: Aaron

___Favorites___

29. Movie: American Pie
30. TV programme: friends, hollyoaks etc.
31. Colour: Red (love) and Blue- in fact all of em!
32. Rapper: Eminem don’t really no any
33. Band: Depends
34. Song Right now: dunno?
35. Friends: Sophs, Annie, Tash, Amy, Chloe, Meg, Libs, nd a load of boys and loads more!
36. Sweet: Hmmm hard choice- ferero Rocher- think that’s how u spell it
37. Sport to Play: fencing, netball, hockey, basketball, tennis, rugby, football, cricket, rounders - i realy like them all actually
38. Restuarant: I like Italian.
39. Favorite brand: Really got no Idea.
40. Store: Any clothes, CDs ect
41. School Subject: PE defo and maybe science.
42. Animal: Cats, dogs, horses all of them again!!!
43. Book: Twilight!!
44. Magazine: Sugar
45. Shoes: Heals, Pumps, Flip-flops any u name it!!

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Excited, happy and a bit Hyper
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Have a crush: Not sure
49. Eating: Nothing or gum does that count?
50. Drinking: Water
51. Typing: um… let me think? Durr
52. Online?: Yup
53. Listening To: Black-eye- peas
54. Thinking About: Boys and how much hwk I havn’t done.
55. Wanting To: do something
56. Watching: computer screen
57. Wearing: Sports Kit
___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: yep-not too soon though
59. Want to be Married?: Yes
60. Careers in Mind: ACTRESS!!! Surgen
61. Where do you want to live: Either Paris or Rome but Engand is also good
62. Car: Convertable BMW or a Ferrari

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Any!
64. Hair length: Any
65. Eye color: Something desirable n lovin
66. Measurment: Taller than me.
67. Cute or Sexy: Both please!
68: Eyes or Lips: He should have both...
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both!
70. Short or Tall: Tall
71. Easygoing or serious: Both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Fit and Athletic with a 6 pack. Come on- plz plz plz LOL
74. Sensitive or Loud: Like me - bit of both!
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship.
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble maker... Bring on da bad boy!!!
___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: No, never
79. Had Alcohol: Yep
80. Smoked: Yes
81. Ran Away From Home: whats the point- got all I need – food, TV, family…
82. Broken a bone: Nope
83. Got an X-ray: An X-ray on my toe! lol
84. Been with someone: Nope
85. Broken Someones Heart: i guess, im sorry if i have
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yep
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yep
88. Cried At School: Yes

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: No
90. Miracles: sometimes
91. Love At First sight: Maybe
92. Ghosts: No
93. Aliens: No
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: No
96. Hell: No
97. Angels: No
98. Kissing on The First Date: Depends
99. Horoscopes: Sometimes.

___Answer Truthfully___