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Richie McCaw counted to infinity- twice.

Richie McCaw invented every colour except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.

When Richie McCaw does a push up he isnt lifting himself up hes pushing the earth down.

Richie McCaw's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

Richie McCaw gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Richie McCaw can slam a revolving door.

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Richie McCaw once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now call the Islands.

Richie McCaw's calendar goes straight from march 31st to april 2nd, no one fools Richie McCaw.

Richie McCaw can speak braille.

Richie McCaw's tears cure cancer to bad he has never cried ever.

Superman owns a pair of Richie McCaw pyjamas.

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Richie McCaw sleeps with a night light not because he is scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Richie McCaw.

Richie McCaw doesnt pop his collar his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

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Richie McCaw once had a erection while lying face down, he struck oil.

Richie McCaw one devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression shitting bricks wasnt just a figure of speech.

The only time Richie McCaw was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

this is really scary...READ IIIIT!!!!

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters

4) George W Bush has 11 letters

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets moreinteresting:

1) New York is the 11th state

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6 + 5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace"

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran

Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1) Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers

2) Highlight the Q33 NY

3) Change the font size to 48

4) Change the actual font to WINGDINGS

What do you think now..?