Difference between MaAri & Balangi Frenz...
White friends never ask 4 food
Maori friends are the reason u av no food

White friends call your parents Mr & Mrs
Maori friends call your parents aunty and uncle

White friends bail u outta jail & tell u wot u did was wrong
Maori friends will be sitting right next 2 u saying,"Dam, we fucked up....but dat was some funny shit

White friends av neva seen u cry
Maori friends will cry with u

White friends borrow ur stuff 4 a few days then give it bak
Maori friends borrow ur shit 4 so long they 4get its yours

White friends know a few things about u
Maori friends could write a book of direct quotes from u

White friends will leave u behind if dats wot da crowd is doing
Maori friends wod kick da whole crowds arse

White friends will knock on your door
Maori friends walk right in and say,"Im home"

White friends will take your drink away wen they think you've ad 2 much
Maori friends will look @ u stumbling & tell u,"Bitch, u betta drink dat shit!"

White friends will talk shit 2 da person who talks shit about u
Maori friends will knock them the fuck out

White friends are 4 a while
Maori friends are 4-eva

White friends will ignore this
Maori friends will repost this..

1) You've mimicked Alf Stewart from the TV show Home and Away's broad, Australian accent, eg. "push off, ya flamin' drongo !"


2) You've had an argument with your mate over whether Ford or Holden makes the better car !


3) You've done the "hot sand" dance at the beach while running from the ocean back to your towel.


4) You know who Ray Martin is !


5) You start using words like "reckon" and call people "mate".(i reckon)


6) You stop greeting people with "hello" and go straight to the "how ya doin' ?"


7) You've seriously considered running down the shop in a pair of Ugg Boots.


You own a pair of ugg boots.


9) You've been to a day-nighter cricket match and screamed out incomprehensibly until your throat went raw.


10) You kind of know the first verse to the national anthem, but don't know what "girt" means.--wat does GIRT MEAN?


11) You have a story that somehow revolves around excess consumption of alcohol and a mate named "Davo".


12) You've risked attending an outdoor music festival on the hottest day of the year.


13) You've tried to hang off a clothesline while pretending you can fly.


14) You've had a visit to the emergency room after hanging off the clothesline pretending you can fly. YEP!!


15) You own a pair of thongs for everyday use, and another pair of "dress thongs" for special occasions.


16) You don't know what's in a meat pie, and you don't care.


17) You pronounce Australia as "Stralya".


1 You call soccer soccer, not football.


19) You've squeezed Vegemite through vita wheat to make little Vegemite worms.


20) You suck your coffee through a Tim Tam.


21) You realise that lifeguards are the only people who can get away with wearing Speedos.


22) You pledge allegiance to Vegemite over Promite.


23) You understand the value of public holidays. HELL YER


24) Your weekends are spent barracking for your favourite sports team.


25) You have a toilet dolly.


26) Your Mum or Nan made it.


27) You've played beach cricket with a tennis ball and a bat fashioned out of a fence post.


2 You firmly believe that in the end, everything will be ok, and have told a mate in tough times that "She'll be right, mate".


29) You use the phrase, "no worries" at least once a day.


30) You've been on a beach holiday and have probably stayed in a caravan.


31) You constantly shorten words to "brekkie", "arvo" and "barbie"


32) You've adopted a local bar as yours. (NOT YET BUT I WILL)


33) You know the oath of mateship can never be limited by geographical distance.


34) You measure a journey in beer, not kilometres or time. (That's a 3 beer trip mate).