Ross Calder
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Man, 21,
79
- uit Oban
- Profielbezoeken: 11.003
- Lid sinds: July 2006
- Voor 't laatst gezien: 37 weken geleden
- www.bebo.com/racalder
- Me, Myself, and I
- Press the sesh button........go on......why not
Basil Boli is a bit of a lege!
- Mijn wederhelft
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His first name is Steven, his second is Kersley
- Music
- Dave Matthews, Fallout Boy, Jamie T, Jason Mraz, Chillis, Switchfoot, Train, Travis (Fran is a legend!), Snow Patrol, Jack Johnson, Arctic Monkeys, Feeder, James Morrison, Runrig is a must, Biffy, Augustana, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Gavin Degraw, John Mayer, the Fray, REM, U2, Lifehouse, Ray Lamontagne, SHAKIRA, ruby ruby ruby (tune!) and you can't beat a good ceilidh either!
- Films
- Goodfellas, Green Street, , Shawshank Redemption, Trainspotting, Godfather, Waterboy, Usual Suspects, Saving Private Ryan, Taxi Driver, Lucky Number Sleven and of course Braveheart!
- Sports
- Enjoy my footie, playing shinty for glasgow uni (highlight so far is beating the irish at shinty/hurling, always good to beat the irish!), golf and badminton and anything else that comes my way! Support the glorious Glasgow Rangers, Liverpool and Scotland of course!
- Scared Of
- Elaine singing. Heights! Themes parks are a no go! Also going up the elevator to the 7th floor of cineworld is scarier than you think, its along way down! Also seeing some of my mates drunk is very scary indeed ie steven kersley........! Rope bridges in ireland that swing in the wind are severley dodgy too!
- Happiest When
- Pressing the sesh button, chillin out and partying with my friends, playing sports and having a laugh! Also gang at the beach is quality with my fellow benderlochers! Also its rather fun in taking the piss out of iain boyd (he's an easy target sorry iain)!
- msn
- calder403@hotmail.co.uk
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Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate bout people:
Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate bout people:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser1 Commentaar 904 dagen
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ELAINEISMS (sorry Elaine!)
" I'm going to be so bored tomorrow cos yous all have clothes on!! "
" I don't know about swimming cos my hair's dyed " Elaine replies " Oh my god ........ your hair's dead?!?! "
When watching Coach Carter with myself " How many quarters are there in a basketball game!! " - nice one elaine!
" Oh my god .......my kids are going to be sooo stupid "
As the traffic light beeper goes off elaine says " oh my god Seanan your phone is ringing! "
" Can i fill in this form, I like filling out forms! "
" I'm going down to get something upstairs!! "
" Gory is a really big word Ross! "
" I'm a big boy now! " - not really sure where ur going with that one!
Ross "When did you go", Elaine replies "Portugal!"
" Ross, Ross, my watch has shrunk in the wash! "
" 8 till 6 thats not 10 hours!! " - do they teach mental maths in northern ireland elaine - obviously not!
" Ross thats a bit like rendevous! " i think you ment to say dejavu elaine - duuuhh!
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2nd Year Uni
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A Sesh in Newcastle!!
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An t-Or is Dubh!!
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Christmas and New Year!
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Edinburgh 19 Jan 2008!
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Garry and Clodagh in Glasgae!!
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Ireland!!
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My Birthday!
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Oban boys invade Glasgow!
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SCOTLAND 2 GEORGIA 1!!!!
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SCOTLAND 2 GEORGIA 1!!!! (Tyson vs Calder!!)
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Summer 2007!
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Swansea Field Trip 2008!
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Tiree 2007!!
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more uni photos!
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Alex Rawcliffe41 weken geledenorite bud hows things. wat you been upto?
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Kayleigh Hamilton44 weken geledenhey mr calder!!! how the hell are you?? Long time no see or speak!!! Hope glasgow treating u well!!!
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Rodaidh Hanlin48 weken geledenWot wud a chritmas be wit out wishing ross calder a merry christmas!
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Eileen Debord
:0) howdy how are you doing cutie, i was just thinking of you and wanted to get on cam and all, hit me up on msn my names nigeljeffries70@live.com Peace
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Mark Alexander Devlin50 weken geledenI miss you.
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Lucy Gladstone
dick munch how are you getting on? its been a while...
I am getting excited about the sesh we are going to have when i get home its going to be epic!!!
hope uni is going well, miss you loads!!
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Diann Chute
Whats Up hit me up if you wanna get freaky with this gal on cam, my msn is harmonicachnk@hotmail.com muah
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Heather Simpson59 weken geledenross calder!! giv me atxt with when ur at uni coz i hav been walking around for over a week now with ur birthday present in my bag!!! and i refuse to walk th 5 mins to ur flat
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Mark Alexander Devlin
Football. Monday's at 4.30?
get back to me aap please
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Heather Simpson62 weken geleden
dude! i shall b wanting to see this new flat! how r u anyway? enjoying being back? x
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Da Bar Stool64 weken geleden
fancy a tumble? What happened the other night? Wer will have to get together when you are back in glasgow for a major sesh!!!
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Elizabeth Paulin
rossss. aww havent spoken to you in ages! how are you doing? in answer to your question yes i made it in2 honours...thank god! i take it you did too? so what subjects have you picked for next year? enviromental hazards perhaps, thats what i chose. so hows your summer going? im in glasgow ive been working in a little gift shop in hyndland. its been quite fun. well apart from when i managed to loose the keys. that was not good i thought i was going to be fired. but its all fine now. so have you got a flat for next year? i just found one im living in hyndland. its lovlely. not much else hapning in glasgow. its pretty borning in the summer to be honest no ones here.
well anyway better skidaddle, im going to go sunbathe in the park i think.
speak to you soon.
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Michaela Delargy71 weken geledenyeh cant wait to get back to lpool!!! so excited!! yeh passed all my exams thru sum miracle! yeh i wont b ther il prob b back in lpool for elaines 21st, sob sob! aww 16th of august, u'l hav missed the festival!! awell cya then nehu!x
u see its not that bad....wots the worst that cud happen!!!
Elaine McAlister 0 AntwoordenFor you... enjoy- see base for instructions! lol
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