>> > > >When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
>> > > >shoulder
>> > > >and then pretend it wasn't you.
>> > > >
>> > > >Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
>> > > >back for
>> > > >more.
>> > > >
>> > > >Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
>> > > >ones.
>> > > >
>> > > >Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
>> > > >what
>> > > >floor you're on.
>> > > >
>> > > >Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a
>> > > >while,
>> > > >let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your
>>day
>> > > >been?"
>> > > >
>> > > >Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
>> > > >scream,
>> > > >"that's mine!"
>> > > >
>> > > >Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
>> > > >
>> > > >Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask
>> > > >if they
>> > > >have an appointment.
>> > > >
>> > > >Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
>> > > >
>> > > >Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if
>> > > >they hear
>> > > >something ticking.
>> > > >
>> > > >Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
>> > > >and exits
>> > > >with the passengers.
>> > >
>> >
>> > > >Ask, "Did you feel that?"
>> > > >
>> > > >Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
>> > > >
>> > > >When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't
>> > > >panic, they
>> > > >open up again."
>> > > >
>> > > >Swat at flies that don't exist.
>> > > >
>> > > >Tell people that you can see their aura
>> > > >
>> > > >Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
>> > > >
>> > > >Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut
>> > > >up, all
>> > > >of you, just shut up!"
>> > > >
>> > > >Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
>> > > >"Got
>> > > >enough air in there?"
>> > > >
>> > > >Stand
>>silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
>> > > >without
>> > > >getting off.
>> > > >
>> > > >Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
>> > > >"You're one
>> > > >of THEM!" and back away slowly.
>> > > >
>> > > >Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
>> > > >passengers.
>> > > >
>> > > >Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
>> > > >
>> > > >Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
>> > > >
>> > > >Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce,

>> > > >"I have
>> > > >new socks on."
>> > > >
>> > > >Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
>> > > >other
>> > > >passengers,
>>"This is my personal space!"
>> > > >
>> > > >Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf"
>> > > >
>> > > >Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout " let go you
>> > > >bastard "
>> > > >
>> > > >Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say
>> > > >"beat you
>> > > >again Mr Elevator."
>> > > >
>> > > >Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls
>> > > >whilst
>> > > >pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction

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