Fat Ned

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  • Male, 21, Luv 135
  • from Antrim / The Birches / Belfast
  • I am Down for Whatever
  • Profile views: 12,604
  • Member since: July 2006
  • Last active: 2 weeks ago
  • www.bebo.com/nedric3

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go on play a tune on me banjo
Me, Myself, and I
its all mattys fault
Enjoys
big trucks cb radios anything agricultural hugo duncan playing the harmonica streaking takin naked photos in peoples houses and then posting them on the interweb without them knowing
I HATE
dickheads who drive BMWs, VOSA, the guys that make safety regulations up. Well Off People
I LIKE
driving at 20mph and causeing tail backs whilst purposely drivin in the middle of the road so scrotom based buisness men cant get past in there BMWS
The Ned And Mattie experience
Yacht Club every Tuesday from 9PM (starts up again in september yall gotta b ther)
occupation
stockman/tractor driver
The Other Half Of Me
Mattie

Mattie

spits on bouncers cus hes scum lol

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  • My 16 friends

    1 ryder
    2 matty macc
    3 caughy
    4 panda
    5 toner
    6 adam
    7 ciara
    8 sam
    9 sara
    10 lj
    11 gillespie
    12 claire
    13 kylie
    14 kristen
    15 our steve
    16 john

    Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16? a gud few yea

    Q: Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
    shes always rite

    Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
    the summer cider fests we had every nite up in purdysburn

    Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
    dunno next time we go out i guess

    Q: Is number 7 pretty?
    absolutly, she is a doll!

    Q: What was your first impression of number 8?
    that mans hung like a horse

    Q: What do you like most about number 14?
    duno shes just awsome thats all there is 2 say

    Q: How did you meet 3?
    gd aul lagan college!

    Q: Do you think 12 would kill someone?
    nah shes 2 happy

    Q: Is 11 your best friend?
    1 of them yea also very gud at fixin bikes

    Q. How long have you known number 13?
    since she started goin with glenn i supose

    Q: Have you seen 2 naked?
    hahhaah maybe yea but he was wasted and he was partially clothed so i dunno if it counts

    Q: Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
    yes, yes he does

    Q: What is the last thing you did with 8?
    drink whiskey in the duke of york

    Q: If you could give anything to number 15 what would it be?
    an engine 2 drive his lorrys winch so i could get the bloody thing outa the shed and make room for sum more of my usefull junk

    Q: Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
    well matty in a relationship so i dunno im sure jonny wouldnt mind tho he enjoys a bit of cock and bum

    Q: If number 14 was a crayon, what colour would she/he be?
    a really prettyful 1

    Q:have u been to number 3's house?
    been 2 his das gaff yea

    Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7?
    nah i fell asleep beside her once at adams on the grass but i doubt that counts anything more and i recon arron would have sumfin 2 say about it lol

    Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?
    within the next few days i guess

    Q: Are you real close to 1?
    ive known him sinc p1 so yea

    Q: Have you ever kissed number 1?
    on the head wen drunk nuffin more

    Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
    nope!

    Q: Whats number 1's house like?
    pretty sweet theres always sweets in a bowl tho hes movin out soon 2 his own crib its gona b awsome

    Q: Have you ever been angry with 12?
    no1 could ever b angry with claire its imposible!

    Q: Would you ever make a move on 10?
    once or twice

    Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
    cider education and who evers not there at the time lol

    Q: Do you ever talk to 9?
    yea tho not alot at the mo once summer comes in ill c her all the time i bet up at purdysburn with cider in hand

    Q: What do u think of number 16?
    not alot 2 b honest i mean i no hes my bro like and hes a jenious and all that but he's lackin in certian qualitys that sugest he just aint all there

    Q: Whats your faverouite thing about number 6?
    the way he looks like jesus

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  • farm pics

    rite its about time i got sum quality pictures of me farm and all my gud junk that i keep in the shed so who wants 2 lend me a digital camera and ill get snappin so yall can see wot 100 acres of coatesy run farmland really looks like!

    0 Comments 1100 days

  • passed my theory

    passed my theory first time in another few months ill b drivin so yall better watch urselves out on the roads especially considerin wot im gona b drivin yyEooooo

    3 Comments 1107 days

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  • Richard
    Richard

    ah good to hear your studying. s'goin a bit slow tbh, learnin a stathspey and a jig. and its pretty hard! starting to slack off on it tbh. am gonna have to take a step back and see whether i want to keep on doin it. Here, where can i hear this album of yours so i can rip it to shreds? :P

    8 weeks ago
  • Richard
    Richard

    Alryt D. Whats the craic lad?

    8 weeks ago
  • Mark O Stitty
    luv Mark O Stitty

    Nah man not yet, february 22nd they're here right? I take it you're goin?

    11 weeks ago
  • Matt Gillespie
    Matt Gillespie

    ok cool man

    11 weeks ago
  • Matt Gillespie
    luv Matt Gillespie

    could you grab the macneil frame for rob dude? :-)

    11 weeks ago
  • Declan M
    Declan M

    we will see what we can do and let u no what we come up with

    13 weeks ago
  • Richard
    Richard

    :L i thought you & jospeh forde had started a smear campaign on me. I've moved onward & upward to Summerisland PB. LMFAO - just Geof as the drumcore. pmsl. I turned 23 there sooo fuck all basically. What bout yerself, much shite goin down?

    14 weeks ago
  • Richard
    Richard

    how did you know?! :P

    16 weeks ago
  • Matt Gillespie
    luv Matt Gillespie

    stop workin and come out drinkin

    16 weeks ago
  • Justin Ansell
    luv Justin Ansell

    u bastard! thats more like marcus to be a sheep rapist lol

    17 weeks ago
  • Jodi
    luv Jodi

    Why the feck am i not already one of ur bebo friends nedrick?
    im insulted

    :)

    17 weeks ago
  • Andrew Ryder
    Andrew Ryder

    nope man lol ive been sk8in alot jst lol, bout u heard u got a new ride?

    18 weeks ago
  • Justin Ansell
    Justin Ansell

    make sure ya wire her with a cb well if u need a hand when im back ova just shout! i sold the 306 and got a mitsubishi challenger to replace it aint too bad but it aint no landy lol

    18 weeks ago
  • Cara Duggan
    Cara Duggan

    haaa was i?! i dnt remember seeing u. where?? x

    18 weeks ago
  • Craig
    Craig

    Coatsey, you spelt vagina wrong, i have NO respect for you HAHA

    where the FUCK are you?

    18 weeks ago
  • Emma
    luv Emma

    You are one of the most funniest I have ever, ever met!

    18 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Richard
    Richard

    suckin diesel flat out. lol - did ye's wreck the dirty duck last nite? did i shite, i were away before they finished 4A then got stuck into a friar tuck chicken surpreme and in bed for quart past 11. I suspect FMM won it.. as they do

    18 weeks ago
  • Richard
    Richard

    flip.. you're getting some guff aff your mates about that boil.. hope they get a boil on their schlong :D

    18 weeks ago