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CHAVS!
what do u say to a chav with a job?...
Big Mac Please!
What do u call a chav in a suit?...
The accused!

What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.

where do you take your chavette girlfriend for a nice night out?
Up the gary

two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who's driving?
the police

Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society

What do you call a chav tart in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

whats the similarity between a chav and a slinky:
there is lots of fun to be had watchin them fall down a steep set of stairs

If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

What's the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?
The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men...

The Government have approached the Chav's to ask them if they would like ( on joining a single currency with europe) to have the currency of the country renamed.
The Chav's have replied that they prefer to keep is as the Giro

What do you say to a chav at the peak of their career?
"Big Mac and fries please"

What did the little chav say to the big chav?
"Can you get served?"

am i a fun person 2 be around?:
would u kiss me?:
Do u think dat i can be immature?:
can i make u laugh?:
am i crazy?:
would u call me ur friend?:
do u think dat i could win first place in the olympics?:
would u ever go out wit me?:
wat would u do if i was in a fight?:
would u help me if i was gettin beat up?:
would u shave off jordans eyebrows, lol?:
would u teach a camal 2 speak latin with a lemon melon in its mouth?: