For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, you don’t no Jack Shit. Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack shit married Noe Shit the couple had 6 children Holie Shit Giva Shit Fulla Shit Bull Shit and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep shit married Dumb shit a high skool drop out. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and be came Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit travelled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.

Hahaa martin.. awhh ya poor thing well i had to go out caus its back to skul this week for us..

Hahaa yeah.., ehm this weekend hmm i can honestly say i was drunk & we'll leave it at dat wbu.? did ya go out or ya still too broke with your car.?

yeah i really like your line of thinking there martin lol.. plus im bored of working..

ehm yeah im still working.., dnt know if i will this week doh caus my cousins are home so...

yeah tell me about it like.. awh damn yeah you cant really then.. bummer..

awh that sucks & you bought it.. it was lovely here.. ehm nope i wish.., two more years..

ehm nah the tauts of school is not nice.. its real summer here this week.. well you better not spent all your moneys on petrol then..

yess all lies.. yeah i wud love a car.., ohh sounds like funn anyway.. guud way to end da summer.. flippin skul next week.., your so lucky..

hah yeah you better caus you know its lies awh sure a car is deffo worth not goin out.. ehm nah not much really.. you any.?

your so not funny now.. ohh nice martin mcgarry cruisin around hahaa.. ehm nope i didnt go out..

hey cheeky.., i am no way close to being flamed after two.. and you know that..lol.. go out over da weekend.?

hahaa maree got fairly flamed but me no im sensible

Haa me jealous nah.. yep we sure did go out was a rite nite

Well thats guud., well id say it you's less to get home than us..hahaa.. well fuck you's with your 10 minutes

Im Great And Yourself.? Hah Yeah We Did Indeed.., Took Us Ages Ta Get Out Of Da Field Doh.! Did Ye Got Home Okay.?

Haha Dya Get Your Memory Back.. Yeah Some Pigs Alrite..

Hahaa.. Dya Member Da Farm Where Ya Had Ta Guess Da Age Of Da Sheep.? & Where Da Puppies Were.. Well It Was Der..

Jeez Martin Old Age Has Really Hit Ya If You Cant Member Da Woolie Pigs & Da Donkey

Hah okaay thats a deal then.. i wouldnt trust me with your cows doh.. course i know what im doin sure i stoped da wooly pigs & da donkey member