it started off around 7 hours b4 i left for the airport when diane(my sis) realised that my passport woz 2 weeks outa date,we rang thai embasie(cant spell) nd they told us that i woulnt even make it past amsterdam so i decided 2 risk my 900euro flight ticket by trying 2go!this naturally made me nevous..lol i sailed passed cork airport den amesterdam which we were glad 2 get out f cuz lots of people saw some things which they shoulnt have(tony) nd some guy woz feelin my back tony woz well up for sittin next ta him on d plane. d stop off in the dam woz 5hour and just disgustin!as always fab woz talkin bout his ladyboy girlfriend he woz gonna get,then bangkok airport came nd i woz so happy 2 make it this far....they were checkin my passport when the said ok "go on" i just started 2 walk away when i woz called back by d cross between jackie chang nd an umpa lumpa....this is when the sweat started,my onlt thoughts were the rat infested prisons which i thought i would b throwin inta,but i got passed no prob....job then we flew 2 phuket nd we were on our way 2 d camp ..

we got 2 the camp nd checked in2 our rooms nd just when straight into the trainin "classhollyexaustion" bust open the bottem of my feet 4m the trainin nd i woz told no trainin for 2 days then we chilled out in the room and shaved tonys head(and chest and balls nd ass) lol...check out my pics of it ill put dem up soon,we hit the sack eventually at around half 8 cuz we werewrecked,myself nd colin were wokin up by abomb comin into the room at like 1 were he woz so confused, he had been a victim of extreem sleepwalkin and wondered into tony nd fabs room,den 4 some hugely strange reason decided 2 go 2 there toilet nd chance tonys sweaty trainin jocks while sleeping...fab then awoke thinkin his fantasies about a ladyboy apearing were comin true fab then saw abomb jump into tony bed while asleep lol...he's tellin me he usually doesnt do this but i dunno. we stayed up at 1 in the mornin till like 6 den watchin men in black 2 nd shanghigh noon ha..

day 1...tiger muay thai....(colin,fab,abomb,rob,tony)
we woke up at like 8 o clock nd headed 4 breakfast which consisted of a mixed berry shake nd toast nd eggs....after our food colin wondered upon an ant infestation of ants..abomb den blasted dem with 50% deet which decided 2 appear in our room...poor colins diseased nipple seems 2 b gettin bigger by the by aswell bring on the keyhole surgery in april.saddly i couldnt rock trainin due 2 tearin all the soles of my feet 4m my kicks after abomb nd tony returned from an absolute backbreakin trainin we then went for a walk nd decided 2 rent a scooter some crack.we then went off 4 a bit of food nd got some serious munch for like 1euro...some rip off.then not long after we were back in the usual place(bed) bring on day 2. every 1's missin every 1 despite havin a great laugh so dnt miss us 2 much.

day 2 nd 3..tiger muay thai....
im so jet fucked or laged i dont no wot day im on and am very very confussed so... !....2 our delight abomb didnt have any sleepwalkin issues 2nite seriously that shit freaked me out but not as freaked out as tony when he awoke 2 fab(andy) stairing him in the face..all tony could say woz "fab........wot the fuck"...fab replied with a swift.."i thought it woznt u cuz of your shaved head" lol..tony isnt seepin properly since we then headed of for a lil food cuz its a sunday so no trainin.. den we hit the pool nd decided wot ta do for the day tony suggested we hit phuket town 2 check out some stalls..colin suggested we dress up fab like a lady boy nd try make some money while .....abomb suggested we get our tan on for the day by d pool nd take pics of ourself(......fag.....)lol fab woz up for the phuket town idea nd so woz i so we headed away in a taxi 2 d town when we got der we were shocked 2 c so much shit there woz so many fellas shakin our hands it woz weird"u buy suit for 2000baht! tony then says"go fuck yo