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100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, shes going to outlive you.

99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, shes trying to keep herself in line.

98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you cant get a hard-on she assumes youre not attracted to her.

97. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible.

96. Jewelry. Now you always knkow what to get her for a last-minute gift.

95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the biggest turnoff in the world.

94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesnt get along with other women because shes either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.

93. Girls who say, I love sports! are lying. Girls who ask you what time the game is on, without specifying which game theyre talking about, are not.

92. A random hookup is more likely to result in pregnancy, because a woman has more sex when shes most fertile.

91. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.

90. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if its their car.

89. A girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany & Co. than a $500 gift from Fortunoff. Why? Because her friends will ask where she got it.

88. If I give you my number on Friday, Tuesday and Wednesday are your best bets to score a date. Monday is too desperate, Thursday is too late.Claire, 27

87. Your female coworkers are obsessed with the fact that on average they receive less pay than male counterpartsand the fact that they work less overtime and get pregnant is irrelevant to the discussion.

86. Laying a towel down over the wet spot is like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.

85. A recent study revealed that natural blondes could be extinct in 200 years, so unless shes Norwegian, her towhead might be bottled.

84. Sixteen percent of American men have been with a prostitutescientific proof most women are decent in bed.

83. Women always want to believe what youre saying is true.

82. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

81. The threesome is not about you; its about the two girls. If youre lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because theres a good chance itll end the relationship.

80. If women have an excuse to take a pill, theyll take it.

79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job youve ever had.

78. I hate when my boyfriend is sweaty and tries to lie down on top of me or cuddle after Ive come. Wait five minutes.Erin, 21

77. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

76. She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and shell soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.

75. Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash.

74. Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. Theyre trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom.Suzy, 31

73. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.

72. During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice.

71. Women grow hairs in a lot of the same places that men dolower abdomen, nippleswe just get rid of them.Katie, 26

70. Unless theyre lesbians, she wont approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if theyre ugly. And, really, even if theyre lesbians.

69. If you have something to hide, shell find it.

68. Eighty-five: The number of males pe