28th December 2008
Shelley & Podger Tales
Once again, another occasion has arisen where Shelley and Podger undertook upon another adventure in their lives..
Shelley's Father, Bertie, took Shelley, Podger, George(?), Alex(?) and Alan - Shelley's Brother out for a meal. It was a very nice meal, that they all enjoyed. After such an adventure of the meal the next outing on the agenda was a trip into the centre of the city in which they lived, for a spot of shopping. Late at night. Convientley named "Late Night Shopping".
During this experience of shopping late at night a wrapping stall was noticed. Podger decided she was take advantage of this service and use it! She did, and it was done beautifully so Podger being kind, gentle soul that she is, decided to leave a tip.. Of £1. Podger, after confiding in Shelley secreted this tip on to the table and ran away with Shelley close behind.. The man sprinted through the streets after the pals and thrusted the money back at the friends.
What a night

14th December 2008
I have been summoned to tell of a tale beginning with two friends...
Once upon a time, there were 2 friends called Shelly and Podger (fo' life). They were hardcore bezzies..
Podger, liked a bit of a dick'ed ratboy, but unfortunately she could not see him for who he truly was. Shelly helped Podger over this downfall, she displayed the dick'ed ratboys true colours and Podger was saved.
Then came the turn of Shelly to like someone. Who wasn't quite so bad, Podger approved.. for a while.
Podger is currently helping Shelly find someone who deserves her, not any old chappy, especially one who was not dis similiar to a coaster..
And dun dun dun along came a hottie, a very lovely hottie indeedy. Both Podger and Shelley took a liking to this hottie. The AMAZING Shelley has given the hottie to Podger to finally rid herself of dick'ed ratboy.

So in conclusion Shelley (L) Podger
Podger (L) Shellley
Shelley (L) Coaster
Podger (L) lovely hottie.

September 2008 sometime

Once Upon A Time There Lived A Fatty Named Shelly. She Was Well Fat Cos She Ate Alot. One Day Shelly Decided To Lose Weight, Well That Didn't Work Cos She Didn't Buy WeightWatchers Drinks From Tescos With Her Dad + Friend, She Also Didn't Buy 1p Fruit And Nut Snacks! What A Silly Girl. Instead She Thought It Might Be A Laugh To Go To The Beach On The Bus With Her Best Mate Podger. They Got On The Bus And Went Down To The Beach, Only To Find It Was Boring, So They Decided To Go Home. They Boarded The Next Bus And Began Home. Uh-Oh, They Were On The Wrong Bus?! They Headed Towards A Nearby Town Where They Knew No-one. The Nearby Town Was Also Scabby! But Luckily They Did Know One Person! But Unfortunately They Didn't Have His Number. So They Stayed On The Bus Luckily It Found It's Path Again And Returned To Home. Shelly And Podger Found The Friend They Were Going To Call At Home And They All Had Fun Eating Pizza...
Sound Familiar?
Love You 'Podger'
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Shelly + Podger Take 2
Shelly And Podger Once Were Offered Tickets To A Gig At The Nearby National Trust Place. They Took The Tickets But Were A Little Weary About How The Evening Would Turn Out. However They Went To the Gig. They Took A Picnic And iPod's. Hoping To Meet Some Hot Guys. And Wahey! They Spotted Some Wearing Nice Pink Tops. But WAIT, Were These Guys Really That Attractive, Uh-Oh. They Were Munters! What Were Shelly And Podger Thinking? Once Again They Doubed The Evening, But Sure Enough They Found Some Friends, One Was Named Henley, He Had A Beer In Hand And Went For A Little Dance. You Could Say He Was A Tad Tipsy! Shelly And Podger Had A Right Giggle. The Next Conquest Was The Woods! But They Had To Cross A Little River. This Was A Tricky Situation! But Shelly And Podger Took It In There Stride And Crossed The River. They i-Spyed Some People They Knew And Charged Across To Them. However They Only Knew One Of Them, They In Turn Got Accquainted And Had A Fit Night