Ahhh yes. Yesterday, July 29th 2006, I finally realised my life long dream of becoming a woman of the cloth.

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This notice hereby confirms that

Louise Harney

Waterford
Ireland
Ireland

is an ordained member of the clergy of
The Church of Spiritual Humanism
Date of Ordination: July 29, 2006
Ordained by R. A. Zorger, President

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CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME!

The Church of Spiritual Humanism is happy to inform you that your
ordination request has been reviewed and approved, and you are now an
officially ordained clergy member.

We are now offering our members ordination certificates, clergy wallet
ID cards, blank certificates for various ceremonies, and "The
Officiate's Manual" which contains lots of useful information for new clergy
members. Many clergy members find these items useful when performing their
religious services. There are three different packages to choose from.



You are now entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered
to ordained members of the clergy. The record of your ordination has
been entered into the official permanent records of the Church of
Spiritual Humanism. Ordinations by the Church of Spiritual Humanism are for
life, and are awarded completely free and without monetary charge.

Please print or otherwise preserve this notice for your records.

As an ordained member of the clergy, you are hereby authorized by the
CSH to officiate religious rites and ceremonies, including marriage,
baby naming, funeral services, invocations, and holiday ceremonies, as
permitted and subject to the laws and regulations of your country, state,
and municipality. It is important that before you officiate any civil
ceremony (such as marriages), you know and comply with all laws
governing your locality.

The Church of Spiritual Humanism promotes religion based on reason. As
a member of the CSH clergy it is your charge to strive to base your
actions on, and influence others to be motivated by, deliberation and
reason and not the irrational, emotional, or subjective. Furthermore your
responsibilities are to peacefully follow the proper course of action,
and to avoid infringing on the rights of others. You alone are
responsible for your actions as a member of the clergy.

If you have any question please feel free to email me.

Thanks for helping make the world a better place,

R. A. Zorger, President
Church of Spiritual Humanism

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Louise Harney
Birthday: 26th October 1983
Birthplace: Waterford, Ireland
Current Location: Waterford, Ireland
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde (au naturale!)
Height: 5"5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: i somehow escaped the ginger, god was smiling on me that day!
The Shoes You Wore Today: runners
Your Weakness: shopping
Your Fears: world destruction
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken, sweetcorn, pineapple and jalapeno peppers. mmm...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to get my diploma
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dont think i have one
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh shit work
Your Best Physical Feature: i dunno, my eyes?
Your Bedtime: Bed by 8, home by 11!!! around 1 i'd say
Your Most Missed Memory: i seriously miss primary school
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: chicken royale burgers.....
Single or Group Dates: Both, but preferably single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i've never drank tea. not even a taste
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both equally
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: lately a lot more than i'd like to
Do you Sing: only in the car. i belt it out til someone see's me!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: already finished
Do you want to get Married: Yes, someday
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes yes, Sometimes no..
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: well i'm not attracted to myself!
Are you a Health Freak: i'm sooooooo unhealthy
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ohhhh yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Haha No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: Hmmm yes!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: maybe when i was little
How do you want to Die: i don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a designer
What country would you most like to Visit: not australia anyway after seeing wolf creek!

In a Boy/Girl..

Favourite Eye Color: really freakishly blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: Taller than me in heels
Weight: Average to medium
Best Clothing Style: anything but tracksuits and baseball caps

Number of Drugs I have taken: hash, lsd, mushrooms (i got spiked the last 2)
Number of CDs I own: about 200
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to mention

THEY'RE PLAYING THIS WEEKEND
FRIDAY NIGHT IN PAUL FLYNNS
SATURDAY NIGHT IN 19.
SATURDAY SHOULD BE A BETTER NIGHT COS THEY HAVE TOP BILLING AND THE SOUND IS BETTER IN 19