Hey Duuude. I'm liake totaly at mah mums friends house xD
It smells of cat pee in here, as always. Everyone is outside having a compition on how many jafa cakes they can fit in their mouths. And they left eastenders on tv, and some people are making sexy noises. But when I looked at the screen it was just a woman sitting on her sofa. Now there is a guy who looks like my french teacher talking to a girl who looks like a prostitute. Now there are some people sitting round a table. Some of them are in a school uniform looking outfitty. The prostitute is back. She has high heels on. She's walking around. Oooh, A purple door. EPIC! Someone inside is drinking water. The phone is ringing. Turns out it was the prositute at the door. Her name is Stacy. The door person is shocked. My french teacher is back. He is opening a cudboard. He is pouring something alcoholic into a glass. He walks around, leaving the glass in the kitchen. He sits on the sofa next too the noisey lady. They talk in cockney accents. The woman suddenly has white wine or something. She drinks it. Hello Stacey the prostitute. There is a short conversation then awquard silence. She is feeling the prostitutes feet. She says something, but I didnt hear what. Someone is running through a house holding a bag, that looks like the bag on the Wii Tennis advert. Someone has long brown hair. Another person looks different but is wearing the same shirt. They both have fake tan on. One of them opens the fridge. I think she is holding milk. There is now a guy there with a red shirt. He also has a mustache. Someone else is plaing with paper, while an angry looking woman stands next to him. She is wearing a white shirt. He moves his hands while he talks. He also has a pen in his hand, so it looks funny. The woman looks like she is about to ask him if he is wearing a condom. People are now in a pub, wearing bright shirts with flowers on. Now they are at some place where you dance to music such as Cant touch this. There are lights which are purple. They are ordering drinks while some other woman does a weird dance. My french teacher is having sexy time on the sofa next to a candle. I heard the word 'junkie'. I have no idae what is going on. Now they both have wine glasses.There is flowery wallpaper behind them. Now Megan Cooke is talking too me, so my attention must be drawn away from the tv. She asked what computer I am on. Lurrvley. Now I am bored of megan cooke. Someone is sitting on a pruple chair. She also looks like a prostitute but I dont think its the same person. Oh wait it is because the door person is still there. I have been writing for aaages. Like. 10 minuites. I'm very bored. I think I shall post this as a blog. I dunno why, I just dont have any blogs on bebo. Because no one really wants to read this. Anyway, I looked at the screen and door woman is on the floor. They are back at the disco place and are sitting down and drinking. What channel is this? Eastenders is normally on at 7 I think. Door woman and prostitute are sitting down. An old woman has entered the room. She is with a fat man. He is fat and has glasses. They said, STACE. And something else I didnt hear. I think I heard the word, terrets. Stacey is very tired and needs to sleep apparently. The old people have been shoved out. Ooh, Disco again. I stoped watching for a few seconds, but they are still ordering drinks at the disco place. Now a song I reconise is on. I dont know what it is called. The old people are back in the house and they are arguing I think. Now a black man is going to the toilets, but I think there is someone in there. Okay. I think I should stop now. But now Omen is on at the disco.
Yes. I'm gone. BYE! ILY! xD

˙ƃuısnɟuoɔ sı sıɥʇ ˙ɥɐɐɐǝʎ ˙ƃuıʇıɹʍ lɯɐɹou ɹnoʎ uǝɥʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq ɥɔnɯ os sı ƃuıʇıɹʍ uʍop ǝpısdn ʎɯ

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc., on "Shuffle".
2. For each question, press the "Next" button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.


Are you male or female?
Around the Bend - The Asteroids Galaxy Tour

Describe yourself!
Your Out - Dead Disco

What do people feel when they're around you?
Boys - Robots in Disguise

Describe your current relationship.
Going out of my Head - Fatboy Slim

Where would you like to be now?
Hiding on the Staircase - New young pony club

How do you feel about love?
Dog Days are Over - Florence & the Machine

What's your life like?
Boys (Dense Traffic Mix By Sin & Emmanuel Sap) - Robots in Disguise

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
In for the Kill - La Roux

Say something wise.
Another Runaway - Ladyhawke

If someone says "is this okay?" you say:
Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis-Bexter xDD

How would you describe yourself?
Cease2xist - Ladytron

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Sailor - IAMX

How do you feel today?
Shag Ball - Electrocute

What is your life's purpose?
No you girls - Franz Ferdinand

What is your motto?
Y Controll - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

What do your friends think of you?
Tales of Ordinary Sadness - Electrocute

What do you think of your parents?
Blue Jeans - Ladytron

What do you think about very often?
Acceptible in the 80s - Calvin Harris

What is 2 + 2?
I'm Hit - Robots in Disguise

What do you think of your best friend?
Holy Water - The Gossip

What do you think of the person you like?
You know I'm no good - Amy Winehouse

What is your life story?
She's my Man - Scissor Sisters

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Kiss with a Fist - Florence & the Machine

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Rapper With a Baby - Snuffbox

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Venus FLy Trap - Electrocute ft. Boy from Brazil

What will they play at your funeral?
Love Game - Lady Gaga ;l

What is your hobby/interest?
Whats a Girl to Do - Bat for Lashes

What is your biggest fear?
Every bodies going Crazy - Robots in Disguise

What is your biggest secret?
Again Again - Lady Gaga ;l

What do you think of your friends?
The Infinite Stars - Kelli Ali

What will you post this as?
Sho nuff - Fatboy Slim


Another one of those rem things!




Betch.
CONFESS!
1. Do you sleep in your bra? Oh wouldnt you like too know
2. Have you kissed any one from your friends list? I have not :3
3. Are you happy with your looks? Meh, Depends if it's Wednesday or not.
4. Do you enjoy drama? I hate it. However, *Claps*
5. Are you a girly girl? No.
6. Who was the last person you hugged? Ehm. I really cant remember xD
7. Small or large handbags? Those small ones really annoy me.
8. Do you bite your nails? Yeah Blud.
9. Do you like someone? *cough* No I hate everyone! x]
10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt? *wobble*
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? If you let me take them off I dont care
12. Do you think you’re conceited? Nope. But that looks like constipated.
13. Are you a bitch? Beetch. No.
14. Are you double jointed? No.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? My mum's tummy
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? *wobble* No.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Probably.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name? Nope.
20. How many guys will read this just because it says- Girl Confessions? It doesnt say girl confessions ass wipe. (A)

Be truthful:
1. What color is your bra currently? Oh wouldnt Clodagh like to know Bluu!
2. Do you prefer light or dark hair boys? Get out. D; Dark.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? No.
5. Do you have a best friend? Cloadypoos.
6. Have you ever liked your best mate-a boy? Mate-a? An