Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!

1.LISA
2. JEM
3. SARAH
4. JADE
5. BIANCA
6. JAZ
7. KAYLA
8. VICKI
9. DANE
10. BURT
11. GRETA
12. KERRY
13. LOUISE


How did you meet 10?
UMM THROUGH A MATE 1ST NOW ON THE SAME COURSE

What would you do if you had never met 1?
DUNNO PROBS NOT HAVE SO MANY FACE EXPRESSION N LAUGHS ACROSS THE CLASSROOM

What would you do if 6 and 2 dated?
SEEMIN AS THEY DONT EVEN REALI TALK TO EACH OTHER I CANT SEE THIS HAPPEN BUT HEY WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS

Have your ever seen 4 cry?
UMM NO I DONT THINK SO !!! BUT PLENTY MORE YEARS WITH HER YET

Is 7 really smart?
UMM PFFT THWY LIKE TO THINK THEY ARE BUT REALI SHE ISNT !!

Do you think 1 is cute?
UMM YH I DONT SEE Y NOT, SHE ATTACTS THE LADS

Tell me something about number 11:
SHES FROM LITHUANIA FUNNY VERY PERSON, WE GET ON MOST OF THE TIME

Would you ever go out with number 4?
UMM NO . NOT ON MY TODO LIST REALI

What would you do if 6 confessed they liked you?
LAFF N BE LIKE UR U ACTUALLY SERIOUS

Few facts about 9?
GAY
ANNOYING
RETARDED
VERY FUNNY
GETS ON MY NERVES
THINKS HE KNOWS MY MUM

Who is 5 going out with?
UMM I DUNNO CHANGES HER BOYFRIENDS LIKE WHORES DRAWS !!!

What does 5 do for a living?
HA WORKS WITH ME SO CANT BE ALOT (WAITRESS)

Would you ever live with 13?
UMM I DOUBT IT VERY MUCH REALI

Is 2 single?
NO GOING OUT WITH A ASSHOLE !!!!

Where does 7 live?
ACROSS THE ROAD FROM ME !!

What do you think of 3?
FUNNY, HOLEY PRIEST, VERY CORNISH ,

What's the best thing about number 8?
SHE SCRATHES ME :d

What do you like about number 10?
SHES FUNNY WITH THE RANDOM THINGS SHE COMES OUT WITH " I DONT HAVE CLYMIDIA"

Which number has always been there for you?
WELL ALL OF THEM REALI DIFFERNT TIMES N PLACES THIS SHIT N THAT SHIT THXS GUYS :d

Do you like anyone on here?
WOULDNT THE BEBOIN WORLD LIKE TO NO

What do you like best about number 5?
AWW SHES SO FUNNY N I WORK WITH HER THATS Y I LOOK 4WRD TO GOING TO WORK

Do you think number 4 is cute?
SHE LIKE TO THINK I DO

What's your best memory with number 1?
UMM WALKING ROUND THE ROMANTIC COUNTRY ON PAREE HAND IN HAND

Is 12 one of your favorite people?
YH SHE IS, BUT THEY ALL R

Favorite Memory with 2?
UMM FUCKING LOADS, R LIL MISHS THAT WE GO ON, BUT ITS GOTTA BE HER WITH THE GREEN ALIEN!!!

Last but not least, have you ever snogged anyone on here?
UMM YEA A COUPLE !!!!

well tht was fun! xXx

Okay? Go grab your phone!

Did you grab it?
Yeah...

1. What color?
BLACK

2. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?
MARIA

3. Who's the last person you called?
JAZ HOME

4. Who was your last missed call from?
SARAH IVEY

5. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under A?
ALISON ROBERTS

6. Who wrote you txt number 64 ?
U LAZY FUCK LOL IF WE CAN MAKE IT ERE YOU CAN ( JAZ )

7. Whos the 3rd person who comes up under D?
DANE

8. Who was your last received call from?
LISA WILLIAMS

9. Whats your ringtone ?
FAMILY GUY --- U HAVE AIDS !!!!

10. What is your background?
UMMM ME N JAZMINE

11. How many text messages do you have in your inbox?
1794 2 B EXACT

12. What does your personal message say ?
MY OTHER RIDE IS YOUR MOTHER

13. What's the 5th message say in your inbox?
HEY HUN. HP I DUNT WAKE U! I CANT SLEEP! R U OUT 2M? X

14. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
BATTERY

15. Who was your last text message from?
BONNIE

16. Name every person you have text messages from:
DAD / STACEY / SAM / DANES MATE / VIC WORK / GEMMA H / TASHA / KAYLA / HANNAH GEMS M8 / GINGA SAM / GRANDAD / STEPH / KIM / MIMS / JAZ / SAHJA / DEBBIE / LAURA ? / VIC / VICKI COLLEGE / CHRISTIAN / EMILY / LISA / JEM / MARTYN / JOSIE / JORDY / EMMA / CLYMIDIA / BECCA / CARLY CORN / 3 ALERTS / BECKY ? / BECK NEW / SOPHIE BURT / GRETA / JADE WORK / KATE A / KELLY / 3 VOICEMAIL / STEVEN F / DAWSON / LAURA-KINS / J-DIRD / DANE / GAY J /GAZ / KEIRAN NEW / HAILEY COLLEGE / STACEY KITTS / MUM / MARIE WORK / JEMMA / KIRSTY / ZOE / AL / TRACY / BONNIE NEW / SAMS DAD / ZOE CORN / BIANCA /NATILIE CORN /JENI NEW / SARAH CORN / ARRON / MEGAN /NAN/ VICKI/ LUCY ? / GAY GEMMA / KYRIE / KAYLAS RYAN / KAYLEIGH / HANNAH GUNN / HANNAH PORTER / CHARMAINE / KATY KA / KIM COLLEGE / LAURA ? / GEM MACCABE / PORCHA / O2 ALERT / AMY /

18. Whos the 9th person on your missed calls?
GRETA U

19. What does the 6th message in your Outbox say?
WITH WATER IN IT ?X

21. Who is the last name in your Phonebook?
ZOE

23. Who is the last person under G?
GRETA U

24. What does your first text message in your inbox say?
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A BLACK COFFIN OUTSIDE MY DOOR, SO I GAVE HIM A PACKET OF LOCKETS AND TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF !!!

25. Who is the first person under K?
K KAYLEIGH

26.What kind of phone do you have?
NOKIA

27. What does txt 27 say ?
FKIN SKYVR! LOL HW CUM NEWAY, GT THT JOB ? XXX

28. What does ur 1st message in your outbox say ?
HEY NO U DIDNT WAKE ME UP JUST COME DWNSTAIRS COZ I COULDNT SLEEP IVER! YEA CAUSE I AM OUT I GOT UP 4 COLLEGE LAST WEEK LOL UMM U STILL OUT XXX

29. How many ppl have your mobile number ?
FUCK KNOWS

30. What does ur last txt message say ?
ALRIGHT BABE, JUST TO LET U KNOW, IVE MISSCARRIED AGAIN! I DNT THINK IM CUT OUT TO ME A MUM! MAYBE IN A FEW YEARS ILL TRY AGAIN! PARKER DONT GIVE A SHIT, ILL TRY RING U L8ER IM IN HOSP ATM SO CN ONLY TXT! ATLEAST I CN GET COMPLETELY PISSD OT MY FACE NW! X X X LOVE U X X X

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine.

Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25