1. God won't ask what kind of car you drove, He'll ask
how many people you drove who didn't have
transportation.

2. God won't ask the square footage of your house,
He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3. God won't ask about the clothes you had in your
closet, He'll ask how many you helped clothe.

4. God won't ask what your highest salary was, He'll
ask if you gave some to help others.

5. God won't ask what your job title was, He'll ask if
you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6. God won't ask how many friends you had, He'll ask
how many people to whom you were a friend.

7. God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll
ask how you treated your neighbors.

8. God won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll
ask about the content of your character.

9. God won't ask why it took you so long to seek
Salvation, He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in
heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.

10. God won't have to ask how many people you
forwarded this to, He already knows whether or not you
are ashamed to share this information to whom you
love. Repost this if you believe in God.

May God bless you.

96% of teens won't stand for Christ -- but if your the 4%
that will .. pass this on ! <3

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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Yo momma's so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit ciggerette and she said "Who turned off the heat"
Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigerette, and started singing, "clap you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord, we got heat!"
Yo momma so poor she was walking down the street and she saw a begger then she took his money and said thanks
Yo momma so poor when I asked, what's for supper, she kicked off her shoes and socks and said, CORN!!!
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush

1. What's your name?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. What do you think of me?
5. Do you have a crush on me or ever had 1(tell the truth)?
6. Would u kiss me?
7. have you ever wanted to punch me and when?
8. How long have I known you?
9. Describe me in 5 words?
11. What was ur first impression of me?
12. Do u still think the same?
13. What reminds you of me?
14. If you could give me anything what would it be?
15. How well do you know me?
16. What do u like best about me?
17. Ever wanted to tell me something you could'nt?
18. Could you ever love me?
19. Give me a nickname
20.What is your best memory of me?