Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.


Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and
going

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard
work

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' it!

Nokia Condoms - connecting people


See if u can think of any more to add to the list!

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.


Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!! Makes you wonder doesn't it?

A-Z Of Paula

A - AVAILABLE?: Nope

B - BEST FRIEND: Jason

C - COLOUR: Yellow

D - DESTINED TO BE: Broke

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Kate

F - FAVORITE POSITION:

G - GOOD TO OTHERS: Always!

H - HOME: My house

I - INSTRUMENT: Cant play one!

J - JOKE: Why does Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name?
Cos if he didn't he wud be Ewar Woowar

K - KIDS: 2 boys

L - LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE: they're all pretty much 24 hrs

M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOUR: Strawberry

N - NUMBER OF PETS: 2

O - ONE WISH: Can't tell cos it wont come true

P - PHOBIA: The list goes on

Q - QUOTE: Whatever makes you happy

R - REASON TO SMILE: My family and friends

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Umbrella - Rhianna

T - TIME I WOKE UP: 05.45 - Birds r up so, so am I

U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: Not tellin!!!

V - VEGETABLE I HATE: Brussel Sprouts (ugh! Devil food)

W - WORST HABIT : Worrying to much

X - X-RAYS I'VE HAD: Most of my body, guess who Ben takes after

Y - YUMMY FOOD: Indian

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Virgo
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