David Watson
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Garçon, 25,
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- Can't be arsed updating this often so here's some stuff that'll be the same for a good while. I'm working for a debt collection company phoning up people to get them to pay their O2 bill which is fun. I've now settled down and am living with my partner Samantha and her daughter Elyssa and can honestly say I'm as happy as ever. As a hobby I play with Williamwood Pipe band (sad git). We currently trying to make our way up the grades and have won a couple of major titles along the way. Have a wee look at the website www.williamwood-pipeband.co.uk for more detail. In my spare time I enjoy (possibly a little too much) chillin' in the pub with my friends and travelling abroad. Country count so far: 10 (includin Vatican City)
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- Music
- PIPE BANDS!!!!, a lot of older stuff (The Who, The Stones etc) and basically everything else that's not hip hop or shitey pop / x factor winner type pish
- Films
- Pretty much all organised crime movies. Plus things that make me laugh (not necessarily comedies). My DVD collection ranges from the truly great to what can only be descibed as guilty pleasures (Short Cicuit anyone?)
- Sports
- Can pipe band contests be classed as a sport?
- Scared Of
- Anything with more teeth than Donny Osmond and sam in the morning!
- Happiest When
- PIPING!!! and also when I"m in the pub
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Digital Telly
I love digital telly because it means that no matter where you live in Britain you can get all the channels, so never again will I have to hear that phrase that battered my childhood. That phrase is: 'That's except for viewers in Scotland who have got their own programme...'
Every night I have a terrible dream about this phrase. In that dream I die and go to Heaven and in Heaven I meet St Peter who says to me "Welcome to Heaven. It’s a multi-channel paradise showing every programme ever made including all the ones you didn't see in Scotland. Come in."
St Peter points to a Clive James End of the Year Show which viewers in Scotland didn't get because they were watching a Hogmanay Special.
"And over there," he says, "is the first terrestrial showing of Terminator 2," which viewers in Scotland missed 'cause they were watching a failed Dougie Donnelly chat show.
"Up there is the first ever live interview with an alien," which viewers in Scotland never got to see because they were watching a Paul Coia quiz show about hills.
"Down there is that programme that showed you how to turn base metals into gold and gave you the secret of eternal youth," which viewers in Scotland never saw because they were watching a six part cartoon series about Gaelic accidents.
"This," says St Peter "is where the dead can watch the telly." Then he turns to me and he says, "That's except for the dead of Scotland who have their own Heaven." He shows me Scottish Heaven.
Scottish Heaven consists of a bald man who tells me what a great country Scotland is because it invented gold, it discovered penicillin and it has the music of Runrig. Outside everyone was watching some newly recorded Blackadder and guilt free porn so I just lost it! St Peter grows angry and casts me out of Scottish Heaven and down into Scottish Hell.
Scottish Hell consists of a portrait of Ally McLeod, a frightening tartan drummer girl and a giant computer scoreboard flashing up Scotland's what goal difference is and why we'll go out in the first round. On one side there's a man behind a desk and that man says to me, "David Watson you've elected to go for Paul Coia's hill challenge. For 10 bonus points which Scottish hill has the most sides?" This is a question I know I can never answer.
I'm condemned to watching a 1000 part documentary about the life of John Logie Baird, the Scotsman who invented television but didn't realise we wouldn't be allowed to watch the bloody thing!
That is of course by Armando Iannucci but I'm sure that all those reading this who grew up gutted because you had to miss Thundercats because of Dotaman understand why I've put here
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The legend that is Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!".
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
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On the subject pish forwards
Hello, my name is Dave and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a load of pish.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.
Fuck 'em!!
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.
I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being?
If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
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Uber GirlIl y a 1 semaineHey David Watson
Uber Girl took Scotland by storm in 2009 and in the process gave the Scottish modelling industry a much needed shake.
Taking in over 2500 entries... the biggest amount of entries ANY modelling competition has ever taken in this country.
Well now its all starting again. We will soon be taking applications but in the meantime, If you would like to register your interest in the 2010 Uber Girl Scotland competition please go to our website and register your details.
We will keep you posted on any news and updates.
ALSO......
Watch this space for a MAJOR announcement coming soon from the creators of Uber Girl
Love
Uber Girl x
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Shed NightclubIl y a 2 semainesDear Friend,
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Just a quick note to tell you about the Shed's St Andrew's Day School Disco!
Sunday 29th November at the Shed in Shawlands.
There is a tartan theme and drinks are priced from 1.50.
As usual we expect the school disco to be a major sell-out so arrive early.
Come along at 11pm and show how proud you are to be Scottish!
will we see you there?
xxx
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The Sunday ClubIl y a 12 semainesSunday nights at Victoria's
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Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept
with..DJ Vance
back in legendary Sunday night residency.
Drinks from 1.50
FREE CD for everyone
guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV
It's gonna be huge! x
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Shed NightclubIl y a 13 semaines
Hey Shedders
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Just a quick reminder about the annual bank holiday shed beach party this sunday !
Drinks from 1.50 and jagerbombs 2 Quid !
Plus 5 tons of real sand ...
Will we see you there?
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Shed NightclubIl y a 14 semaines
Hey David Watson
hows it going?
Just a wee note to let you know about the Annual Shed Beach Party which takes place this coming Bank Holiday - Sunday the 30th August!
Dig out your bikinis and surf shorts.
We have 5 tons of REAL sand spread around the dancefloor so bring your bucket and spade!
Drinks are from £1.50 and jagerbombs are £2
DJs Lisa Mafia, LiL Gem and LiL Rich playing huge summer anthems all night long.
Doors open at 11pm
Will we see you there?
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Colin MacIverIl y a 16 semainesHere I just noticed your message - pure exciting. How you doin?? I'm in Glasgow the now, probably for a week or so. Mon we'll get a wee jar or two this week - let me know when you're not too busy. Yas can't wait to see the new crib
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Il y a 17 semaines
Neill Wylie
Yo basher. not got much chat unfortunately. I'm just living the sensible life and all that though I did have a night out last night which was fair braw. Guinness is my friend dude.
Hope you're having a good summer man. Brown love!
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Samantha Comrie
r u seriously gonna go all the way to cowcaddens? will u be back before piggy goes to bed?
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Shed NightclubIl y a 17 semaines
Dear Shedders,
This coming Bank Holiday (Sunday 2nd August) we bring you the
999 Emergency Services Party
Come dressed as your favourite emergency services worker - whether its a sexy police officer, nurse, firefighter, detective, vet, soldier or whatever takes your fancy
Doors: 11pm
Drinks from £1.50
Will we see you there? and what will you be wearing David Watson?
love the Shed
xxx
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Paul E KirkwoodIl y a 18 semainesAlright man I'm good just working away at the bank enjoying a regular wage.
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Paul E KirkwoodIl y a 19 semaines
80% Patrick Swayze test result means that 8 times out of ten you'll act like Swayze but you're still shite at pottery and moving stuff around as a ghost.
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Samantha Comrie
okay so heres a comment on ur page, lol! Im new to this remember, totally forgot! Bout that saucy e-mail - think i can manage that!
Love u mwah XXXXX
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