Out in in the woods X2
I met a bear X2
Out in the woods X2
Away out there X2
out in the woods i met a bear
Out in the woods away out there

I looked at him X2
He looked at me X2
I sized up him X2
He sized up me X2
I looked at him he looked at me
I sized up him he sized up me

he said to me X2
why don't you run X2
I see u 'aint X2
got any gun X2
He said to me why don't you run
I see u 'aint got any gun

and so i ran X2
Away from there X2
but right behind X2
me was that bear X2
and so i ran away from there
but right behing me was that bear

In front of me X2
What did i see X2
a great big tree X2
in front of me X2
in front of me what did i see
a great big tree in front of me

And so i jumped X2
into the air X2
but i missed that branch X2
away up there X2
and so i jumped into the air
but i missed that branch away up there

But don't you fret X2
and don't you frown X2
cause i caught that branch X2
on the way back down X2
But don't you fret and don't you frown
cause i caught that branch on the way back down

That is the end X2
There is no more X2
Until I meet X2
That bear once more X2
That is the end there is no more
Until I meet that bear once more



YAY!!

Leah "WHY DO THEY COME IN TWOS?!?!?!? *collapses giggling onto a bench*"

Johno hey guys........is four inches big for a floppy???"

James "I could kill someone with my legs"

Dineeners "I'm gonna rape you"

Leon "i cleaned the puke off my dubes"

Brian D "about WHAT?"

Rory "That test was SO easy!! ......some time later......rory sees his result.............*rory's sad face*"

Brosy "dija fla Her?"

Cillian(the Yank) "You owe me pants!!"

Mo "you're well fit you are"

Cillian (The Yank) "oh.......you be liking that"

Johno "Here's 10c....is that enough for sex??"

James O'm "you're an idiot"

Mr. Cronin "at least give the impression you're working"

Alan Mac "*looks at the blackboard* it looks like a pringle"

Mr. Greene "you know when you're doing that thing.............you know..........the bank reconciliation"

<3 Niamh <3 "Well....ya.....whatever!! *has just been proved wrong*"

Shockers "yeah, good, yeah, yeah, EXCELLENT, GOOD BOY!"

Mick "ALAN MACILWRAITH!!!!!"

Mick "you're like an empty vessel"

Mick "i'm hearing voices i shouldn't"

Mick "shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP *slaps Alan across the head*"

Creagh......scene is basically jenny,craegh, eimz, daire, erin, <3 Niamh <3 and i sitttin in subway ..... "hey huys...are your ears still ringing form the gig?? mine are......oh guys....look at that sign.....when u look at it for ages it goes fuzzy *everone(including Jenny) stares stupidly at the sign*.......*creagh mauls onto Jenny*..........."

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybird?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?

If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of ONE?