1. Full Name: Steven JH Hamer. If I let on what the JH is I may as well die.
2. Nicknames: Hamer, Toxic
3. Birthday: 15 April 1978
4. Place of Birth: Aberdeen
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
6. Male or Female: Male, obviously
7. Grade: A
8. School: Sandhaven Primary/Mintlaw Academy long time ago now…
9. Occupation: Electronic Engineer
10. Residence: Sandhaven, Fraserburgh
11. MSN Screen Name: What the f….?

Appearance

12. Hair Color: Dark Brown
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye color: I’m a bluey
15. Weight: 10st 12lbs
16. Height: 5’ 10 ½ “
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: Not yet
19. Piercings: 4 in left ear, 2 in right from my school days
20. Tattoos: A black cross on left arm and Scotland shield on right
21. Righty or Lefty: I’m a righty.

Firsts

22. First best friend: Too long ago to remember, I’m like 30
23. First Award: Wahey, my domino medal when I was at primary
24. First Sport: Footy
25. First pet: Dog called Sheba, got run down like my cat some years later. Suicidal, perhaps?
26. First Real Vacation: Spain, I think.
27. First Concert: James Blunt. I hate concerts but had to go.
28. First Love: Don’t want to name.

Favourites

29. Movie: Local Hero. Watching it alone in my underpants with a prawn cocktail and a six pack.
30. TV programme: I suppose it would be My Name is Earl just now.
31. Colour: Purple. Love it.
32. Rapper: None. They’re all shite.
33. Band: Snow Patrol or even Roxette if I’m honest.
34. Song Right Now: My Skin by Natalie Merchant
35. Best Friends: Everyone.
36. Sweet: Got to be Snickers man.
37. Sport to Play: It’s been a while but I loved my footy.
38. Restaurant: New Garden in the Broch. It’s a take away but I’d eat it in there if I had to.
39. Favorite brand: Nike. I love all my trainers.
40. Store: Envy
41. School Subject: It really should bave been PE but I liked English
42. Animal: Cat. They always land on their feet. Go figure?
43. Book: I do quite like “Guards! Guards!” by Terry Pratchett
44. Magazine: FHM
45. Shoes: All of my shoes.

Currently

46. Feeling: So so.
47. Single or Taken?: It\'s complicated.
48. Have a crush: Of course, who doesn’t?
49. Eating: Chewing Gum
50. Drinking: Lucozade Hydroactive
51. Typing: This. What are you stupid?
52. Online?: Yes. Oh come on, now you\'re just being silly.
53. Listening To: Nothing. Peace and quiet.
54. Thinking About: Getting up for work tomorrow.
55. Wanting To: Phone in sick tomorrow.
56. Watching: Nowt.
57. Wearing: PJs. What? I’m cold in the morning.

Future

58. Want Kids?: Got ‘em. My daughter Sadie. Wouldn\'t trade her for anything
59. Want to be Married?: I’ve already fallen into that trap.
60. Careers in Mind: Actor. But which amateur doesn\'t.
61. Where do you want to live: Cyprus is nice but I’ll settle for Sandhaven
62. Car: VX220.

The Opposite Sex

63. Hair colour: Don’t mind really. Blondes are nice. Dark is great too and I can be a sucker for a redhead.
64. Hair length: Long preferably
65. Eye colour: Don’t mind really but blue is nice.
66. Measurements: I don’t bloody know.
67. Cute or Sexy: Cute.
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes. I think it’s all in the eyes.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses, mwah!
70. Short or Tall: Don’t mind but wouldn’t want to be dwarfed.
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: Curvy but not fat. Blub smacking against my face makes me sad.
74. Sensitive or Loud: Come on every girl’s loud after a few.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Hook up.
76. Sweet or Caring: Sweet
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble maker, I love a bitch!

Ever…?

78. Kissed a Stranger: Of course.
79. Had Alcohol: I’m 30.
80. Smoked: Yeah and still do unfortunately.
81. Ran Away From Home: Yeah. My ma was quite narky.
82. Broken a bone: Nose I think. If not, it was f***ing sore.
83. Got an X-ray: Yeah. Chest.
84. Been with