Michael Mackay
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- "In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem , if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team"
" I don't know quite how to say this but i'm kind of a big deal."
"I have many leather bound books and my house smells of rich mahogany"
"It's not in my nature to be mysterious but i can't tell you anything about it or tell you why"
- Music
- Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, Roni Size, Fabio & Grooverider, DJ Hype, DR S Gachet, Carl Cox, Artic Monkeys, The Kooks, The View, Fratellis, The Strokes, The Editors, The Charlatans, The Stone Roses, Oasis, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, The Doors got bored like loads of music
- Films
- Anchorman, Talledega Nights, Bond films, Kung Pow, Bad Santa, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Ong Bak, Usual Suspects, Shawshank, Butch Cassidy an Sundance Kid, Carlito's Way, Scarface, Lock Stock, Snatch
- Sports
- Football (Celtic), Pool, Contact Sports, Badger baiting..
- Scared Of
- incontinence and sterility, thats some scary shit. Also Badgers i hate the evil fuckers.
- Happiest When
- In good company
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Rockness!!
The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!
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Scotland
Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,aTurkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most Scottish thing of all? Suspicion of all things foreign!
Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Sotland do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Scotland do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Scotland do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION..
3 Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
Scottish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.
18 Scots had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Scots were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.
and finally...
In 2000 eight Scots were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.
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When Insults had class
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
Moses Hadas
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
Abraham Lincoln
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain
"He has no enemies , but is intensely disliked by his friends."
Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
Winston Churchill, in response
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
Paul Keating
"He had delusions of adequacy."
Walter Kerr
"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
Jack E. Leonard
"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
Robert Redford
"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
Thomas Brackett Reed
"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."
James Reston (about Richard Nixon)
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Billy Wilder
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Right you, when you free we need a catch up xx
Hey Michael Mackay,
Dont miss out on the Xmas fun this Xmas @ the Highland's no.1 Nightclub!!
This Saturday 12th Dec we host the highland's first BEBO PARTY!
Get to know all our bebo friends and add to your friends list! Also share the love @ LOVE2LOVE!
Getting in the christmas spirit we have a few upcoming nights you won't want to miss..
Office Oscars - Fri 18th Dec (5:30pm onwards - PM for more info!)
Miss December - Sat 19th Dec
Snow Party - Sun 20th Dec
FOr more info on these events check out our page.
***Also we have u18s nights for young clubbers with CLUBNOIZE.COM**
UV PARTY - TUE 22ND DEC - Doors open 6:30 - 9:30pm
FOAM PARTY - TUE 29TH DEC - Doors open 6:30 - 9:30pm
Hope you have a great winter Michael Mackay and see you are LOVE2LOVE soon!
xxx
Hi Michael Mackay
This Friday we are having a UV party!!!
Come and join us and enjoy FREE ENTRY before 11pm! Wearing Dayglo is optional but actually much more Fun...
A perfect mix of UV , Chart Party and Dance!!
See you soon!!
Love2Love
STOP PRESS!!
Contrary to recent reports! Love 2 Love does NOT operate a no tattoo policy. We are strictly over 18's with ID , and the dress code is smart casual, no hoodies no sportswear, and smart trainers!
Hi Michael Mackay
Well Love2Love is 2 years old in two weeks and to mark the birthday we have 2 great night s of clubbing for you. Friday 23rd Oct we have our friends Mark breeze and Rebecca Rudd ( Ultrabeat) here for the latest Clubland night and not to mention special prizes including an Xbox 360 courtesty of VK.
Sat 24th straight from X Factor's boot camp Duane Lamonte is here for live show and meet and greet.
Guest list spaces are available by clicking the link on our profile page.
Dont forget Halloween the week after when we have 3 nights of bloody clubbing ahead.
Also find us on Facebook now under Love Inverness
Hi Michael Mackay
This Friday Clubland returns for the Bounce Mania album party with The KB Project.Guestlist spaces are still available by clicking the link on our profile page. Its going to be a night not to be missed so dont miss out.
Also just to remind you every Wed and Sun all drinks £1.50. The cheapest night in town!
Michael Mackay
This Friday its time to dress sexy for Love2Love's first Pyjama party. Its free entry to everyone in PJs.
Also just to remind you of our new nights. Starting with Skint every Wednesday all drinks £1.50, free entry all night.
Relax every Friday in Studio 25 with the only night in Inverness dedicated to strictly 80's classics.
Finally come get Trollied every Sunday night with all drinks £1.50.
See you all soon.
Hi Michael Mackay
This Friday Dance Nation rocks into Inverness with PA's from Lauren Dyson(Basshunter) and Swift Inc and 2 great Hard2Beat DJ's. Guest list spaces are still available by clinking on the link on our page.
If you thought that was good look out for Hed Kandi Friday 28th Aug. The London superbrand are here for there summer party and album launch and not to mention the boat party!
Look out for September too which includes a new 80's night in Studio every Friday, Wednesdays £1.50 all drinks and Trollied, the new Sunday session with all drinks £1.50 too.
You creating a fantasy footy team or what, ninja?
Get involved in this league 43107-151418 but u have to get in before saturday!
Do it cupcake
Hey fooker! Whats the frankie dettori ness side? Norway is shitter than a massive chocholate log from the arse of an elephant! Thats how shit it is my friend!
Anyways im off sneakmaster mike!
haha, love the profile pic ya itchy finger trigga ninja.
you fence jumpin garden hopping knome pinching looney lol.
hope yer well and still crazey.....looks like it
mucho loves
chaz
xox
Your Sneak skill increased to 87.
Hi Michael Mackay
This Friday Clubland Live returns with Lost Witness, Kenny Hayes and a live performance from Bandito. Guestlist spaces still available by clicking on our profile.
Then Friday 31st July Jamie Lomas is here, this is not to be missed.
Look out for August with Will Mellor, Dance Nation with Basshunter, Skool Discos and the Mighty Hed Kandi album launch and boat party.
Hi Michael Mackay
Incase you didnt know this Friday at Love2Love Stuart Manning aka Russ Owen from Hollyoaks is flying in for a live PA. Guest list spaces are still available and if you click the link on our profile page you could win the chance to meet him.
Also Friday 26th June our first foam party of the summer is here. So dig out the bikinis and beachwear as summer is here.
Michael Mackay
Clubland 3 returns this Friday only at Love2Love Inverness's premier nightclub. With dj sets from Lost Witness and Ultrabeat and a live performance from The Blackout Crew this is the place to get your Bank Holiday Weekend started.
Guestlist spaces are still available just click on our profile for the link.
Also coming in June, our Fridays have just got bigger. The all New Friday Night Project is here and what a line up we have for you starting from the 19th June. Lookout for the very best Hollyoaks stars coming to Inverness. On top of this we will still have the usual Foam Parties but with a twist and look out for our new monthly themed nights.
What a way to bring in the summer.
Hi Michael Mackay
As our Friday night Kandiland gets bigger and bigger we just keep pulling out all the stops for you. Friday 22nd May we have Ultrabeat and The Blackout Crew here for Clubland 3. Thsi will be a night not to be missed!
Also every Friday night we have launched Studio Sessions. If you love Studio 25 then this is the place to be. We are offering you a free pick up in a Hummer and drop off at the club, guest list for you and all your mates and the full party package with Tiny Tim in Studio. All you need to do is text Love Fridays plus your name and party date to 87202 and we will sort the rest.
See you all soon.
Come check out our exciting new stock...
Michael Mackay
Kandiland at Love2Love just gets bigger and bigger. This Friday we present Clubland Part 2 with Lost Witness, Mikey Modelle and the world famous Ultrabeat.
Doors open at 10pm and its only £3/£5 to get in.
Check out our profile for all the guest list options.
See you Friday.
Hi Michael Mackay
This Friday only at Love2Love, we have Inverness's first UV Party. With resident DJ Lost Witness and some special effects this event is not to be missed.
So dig out those neon clothes and come along to surely the most eye catching event of the year!
Check out our profile to get on the guest list.
See you Friday!
Hi Michael Mackay
Every Friday @ Love2Love Kandiland is in full swing. In March we bring you 2 huge events that are not to be missed.
Firstly Friday 13th March we go UV with Inverness's first and only UV party, with resident DJ Si Paul and watch out for a few eye catching surprises.
Then to follw up we have the return of Clubland on Friday 20th March. With Lost Witness, Mikey Modelle and ULTRABEAT.
So note these in your diary and we will see you then.
Found a flat yet dude?