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Jake
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Male, 21,
22
- from Napier
- I am Single
- Profile views: 3,187
- Last active: 6/18/09
- www.bebo.com/TehVoodooChile
- Tagline
- aka. Project Runway
- Me, Myself, and I
- Darkness at the break of noon
Shadows even the silver spoon
The handmade blade, the child's balloon
Eclipses both the sun and moon
To understand you know too soon
There is no sense in trying.
Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn
Suicide remarks are torn
From the fool's gold mouthpiece
The hollow horn plays wasted words
Proves to warn
That he not busy being born
Is busy dying.
Temptation's page flies out the door
You follow, find yourself at war
Watch waterfalls of pity roar
You feel to moan but unlike before
You discover
That you'd just be
One more person crying.
So don't fear if you hear
A foreign sound to your ear
It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing.
- Im Jake btw
- Everyone sucks but me.
- Music
- The Stones and Bob Dylan ...... Nothing else
- Films
- City Lights The first two Godfathers Taxi Driver A Bout de Souffle and a few others
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Tangled Up In Blue
Instructions:
I. Put your music player on shuffle.
II. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
III. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
IV. Tag friends who might enjoy doing this.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Mercedes Benz
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Julia
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
She's Lost Control
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Lazy Sunday
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Mean Mr. Mustard (ohgolly)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Hang Onto Yourself
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Hate (OHGOLLY)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Me & Bobby McGee
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
The Girl From Ipanema
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
La Boheme
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
It Ain't Me, Babe
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Raindrops in My Coffee
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
95bFm 32kbs (hah)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Come Alive (woah)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
All The Young Dudes
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I Can't Stand It
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Rock 'n' Roll Suicide
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry (woahagain)
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Jesus
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Love Minus Zero/No Limit
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
It's Oh So Quiet
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Penetration (ohgolly)
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
A Punchup at a Wedding (woahwoahwoah)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Some Kinda Love
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Lonesome Cowboy Bill
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Who's Gonna Save My Soul
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
No Fun
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Tangled Up In Blue0 Comments 214 weeks
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A bit of Vonnegut for ya
The Fifty-third Calypso
Oh, a sleeping drunkard
Up in Central Park,
And a lion-hunter
In the jungle dark,
And a Chinese dentist,
And a British queen--
All fit together
In the same machine.
Nice, nice, very nice;
Nice, nice, very nice;
Nice, nice, very nice--
So many different people
In the same device.0 Comments 232 weeks
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Mike Jones11/20/10Got a new facebook account..... add my profile http://goo.gl/EAhNX
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Shannen Howard4/26/09
Jake I LOVE YOU Come home dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please?
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4/6/09
G.
bro. i just had this dream that i woke up did all the pleasantrys n went home.. and i just fuckin woke up and have to do it all again... aw fuck and one were i was a garaff but with my face... your tha man bro..
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Melanie .3/26/09I love how Lillian is lying face down in your picture. Its simply brilliant.
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AJ.3/25/09ok what the hell you came on beebs!!!! wu tang forever!!!
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3/24/09
Caitlin Bishop
Haha whateeevz Jakey pants. Yay for nanas! They rule. And thanks for the clarification of friendage. Invisible friends just aren't quite as cool as well.. visible ones.
Hope you're having a SWELL day! I'm leaving on a jet plaaaaaaane Soon Ish. BEBO LOVE
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Caitlin Bishop3/24/09
So you're an ass man eh?? I know right! It's great! Everyone can have epic conversations with zero point EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!! And hey, hows about some TOP FRIENDAGE?! Share the aroha. And so on.
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Caitlin Bishop3/24/09
Sl33pizfurgayehz It actually wasn't an insult. I meant it as in... Well yeah. It kinda was. But now that we've established the invalidness of said asses... How do you actually spell ass? Sometimes I put an r in there somewhere. Arse. But that sorta sounds like some Welsh bird or something. What are your thoughts? ASSESS THE ARSE
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Caitlin Bishop3/24/09
I am master of all bebo Bebo bows down! I should really sleep. Or at least pretend to. I'm good at that. Pretending to sleep. But I don't wanna! Fuck the system! Anarchy! FUCKLE! Youhaveaninvalidass
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Caitlin Bishop3/24/09
Nah, I actually think yours beats mine! I'm gonna try doing your thang for this comment. Maybs it will work. Or not I have no clue But don't be blue For it is you That I will not... sue Ever Never. You are clever As ssss And OMG JEREMY KYLE!!!!!!! !!!!! He is OOORRRRSSSUUUMM!!!!! Did you like how I mispelt that on purpose I think it adds to the ..FLAAVOUR!!! I think this might Be at an end Now But perhaps there will be time for more BEBO HAD AN INVALID ASS!!
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.Erika.3/24/09Thin lizzie rules haha.
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Caitlin Bishop3/24/09
I think you did also. But I don't know your brain so technically it was just an assumption. Assumptions are lame. They have no real truth in them! Unless of course they are true. But you don't know that until they BECOME truth. In which case they would not be assumptions anymore. Oh fuck. Soz. How's about this.. weather eh?
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Caitlin Bishop3/24/09
Muahaha! My plan is succeeding! I'll have you addicted in no time! Nup. I was in the line at McD's and some crazy as cat that smelt real bad of pertrol came in. And he grabbed this meat paddy and just hurled it at me. Kinda funny now that I think about it. But at the time it sucked! I smelt like dead cow! Not good for a Vegetarian, really.
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Caitlin Bishop3/24/09
Yessss! I hope so. And I also hope nobody throws a meat paddy at me this time I visit. That's riiight. It happened. I tell you.. meat is BAD!!
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Caitlin Bishop3/24/09
Shit Jake, you really know how to live the life!! Hahah. My day was alriiight. I mean I've had better, but then again, I've had worse. Much. And I'm going to Auckland tomoz, I think I told you? I dunno. Maybe not. But yeah, that should be a heaps better day


ha look its u
AJ. 0 Repliesu ninja u
look its doy nd hez a kock with tarton pants
AJ. 0 Repliesman hez gay