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Über mich

Ich über mich
I love the feel of a grain
The screams of a man in pain
Blood coming down like rain, showering me!
That everlasting thrill, during the final kill
Body dumped in a landfill, get off scott-free!

These are all the little things that make me smile
This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile
One day I will eat your brain and it'll be great!
So let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate...

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Screw With Me And I'm Gonna Cut Your Throat Open And Use Your Blood As Syrup On My Pancakes, Yayyyy!
Dont Run, 'cause I'M Gunna Cut Off All Your Skin,
Hmmm, ORGANS!!! Look At All Your Organs, They're So Slippery.
I Want To Slice Off All Your Face!
Mmmm, Your Blood Is Soo Sweet! :P
Smile
- Now smile!
- Beg your pardon?
- 'scuse me?
- Smile
- Why?
- Just do it.
- I'm afraid I cant smile without a reason; I'm sorry I cant smile without a reason.
- Smile.
- What's there to smile about?
- Just do it.
- Why?
Hate
Hate is a simple manifestation
Of the deep-seated self-directed frustration
All it does is promote fear and constrenation
It's the inability
To justify the enemy
And it fills us all with trepidation

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  • Coded ways to say - screwing someone [random x2]

    yes these are lyrics - but they are hilarious

    so:

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet

    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket

    Batter dip the cranny ax
    In the gut locker

    Retrofit the pudding hatch
    With the boink swatter

    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten

    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston

    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the bitch wrinkle

    Cannonball the fiddle cove
    With the pork steeple

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    5.Would u kiss me?
    6.Would u go out with?
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    8.If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    9.What was ur first impression of me?
    10.Do u still think the same?
    11.What reminds u of me?
    12.If you could give me anything what would it be?
    13.How well do u know me?
    14.What do u like best about me?
    15.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
    16.Could you ever love me?
    17.Give me a nickname and explain why?
    18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
    19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

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Name :   Alxander
Nick Name :   Bongo + Lex
Birthdate :   3rd December
Birthplace:   Royal Surrey
Current Location:   Home - Guildford
Eye Color:   Always changing
Hair Color:   Bolnde/Brown
Height:   6 foot - ish
Weight:   9 stone
Piercings:   none
Tatoos:   none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   I have one thanks
Vehicle:   unicycle and bicycle
Overused Phrase:   =] [only on msn] haha
FAVORITES
Food:   Lots
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   hmmm...
Candy:   yes plz - old yorksire sore throught sweets
Number:   7,13,72
Color:   Every colour
Animal:   Tiger, gragon, monkey.
Drink:   yes plz -
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Every part!.. duh
Perfume:   nice smelling ones
TV Show:   Smallville
Music Album:   Anything that is not rap - Ixnay On The Hombre
Movie:   Lots
Actor/Actress:   Dont pay attention to
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke - drug one plz - jokes
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   BK
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   COFFEE
Kiss or Hug:   Kiss
Dog or Cat:   Cat
Rap or Punk:   PUNK
Summer or Winter:   Winter - my birthday - Summer - weather
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
Love or Money:   LOVE
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Before Sunrise - most of the time
Most Missed Memory:   Happiest ones
Best phyiscal feature:   Whole body - lol
First Thought Waking Up:   People + ouch, must i really get up
Ambition:   Be Great
Best Friends:   Lots - Ed, Tom, Ryan, etc (boy ones)
Weakness:   Kryptonite - lol - People
Fears:   Unknown
Longest relationship:   Few months?
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   NO
Ever been beaten up:   Plenty of times
Ever beaten someone up:   NO- not badly
Ever Shoplifted:   no
Ever Skinny Dipped:   yup
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yup
Been Dumped Lately:   Umm not really
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   If it looks nice - thats fine
Favorite Hair Color:   If it looks nice - thats fine
Short or Long:   If it looks nice - thats fine
Height:   Smaller then me coz i very tall
Style:   If it looks nice - thats fine
Looks or Personality:   If they have both, great. personality more tho.
Hot or Cute   Cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   If it looks nice - thats fine
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Any
How do you want to Die:   peacefully or really fast -
Been to the Mall Lately:   Yup
Get along with your Parents:   kinda - yup
Health Freak:   Yup - kinda
Do you think your Attractive:   NO
Believe in Yourself:   a bit
Want to go to College:   Yup
Do you Smoke:   NO
Do you Drink:   not often
Shower Daily:   Yes
Been in Love:   Yes
Do you Sing:   A lot!
Want to get Married:   Yes
Do you want Children:   Yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   If it is with my life-long partner then i dont mind
Hate anyone:   Not really
Get Your Own survey.....

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  • Mother Of Tech
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    :D Have some luv toooooooo

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    love you four :P

    i hope you enjoyed sending them :L xxxxx

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    i did :P very muchly :)

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    :P ill miss yoou :( see you soon :P
    have fun when im gone :P i know you will xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    Evil! i wouldnt mind anyway :P it would make me feel loved :) dont have to though :P xxxxxxxxxxx

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    ?? Lol Don't Remember . .=S lol :L xx
    love you eight . . ermm yeah . . bigger than the number seven but smaller than the number nine. . :L xx
    maybe it is a schizophrenic patient ;) . . aha i spelt it correctly .. :D .. xxx lol
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    GRRR !! i was stuck on that site for AGEEES !! lol i gave one to becky lol sorry xx lol if it helps you have more than me already :O xx
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    lol good . . bad .. good ? lmao !! =] xx
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    I have run out of love :( lol xxxx
    i missed you four xxxx aha i understand now .. it makes perfect sense . . is that a bad thing ;) lol

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    Lol .. is it a new record :O lol =] xx
    i was enjoying it :P xx although i miss you rather alot =[ xx

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    i ermm miss"ED" you too . whats with the capitals? :P lmao

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    :O .. TRAGIC :O lol ..
    And Now .. 4 Days With No Reply :o .. Sorry Was Abroad ;) Lol

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    HELL YEAH. xx

    34 Wochen her
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    JennJenocide Xx

    Lol . . im going to france :P

    Wheyy =]

    LOVE YOU ONE HUNDRED SND THREE ( no dalmations left =[ )

    Lol . . i would try not to sleep lol =]
    but nehh i have to wash up .. putting it off as its so tedious .. hmm were is my ipod. . oh .. hmm .. lol sorry typing my thoughts .. not good :o

    Love You

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    Good Good =]

    Wheyy =] xx . . there is a place . . called .. weyhil ! . . i found it funny :P

    teehee ;)

    I should .. but i wont sleep .. sothere is no point :P lol

    LOVE YOU ONE HUNDRED AND ONE (DALMATIANS) awww there so cute :D Xxx

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    LOVE YOU NINETY NINE =] Lol .. teehee =]

    woo extra hugs !! :D

    Well . . . ;)

    Achoo .. i just sneezed .. im over tired aha !! :P apologies .. slightly random :P

    Love you

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    LOVE YOU NINETY SEVEN . . YOUR LUCKY NUMBER PLUS NINETY . .see i remembered !! :D

    :( mmm kayy xx

    Aha . . Depends what kind of cheese we are talking about ;)

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    LOVE YOU NINETY FIVE
    Lol =O ,, NO MORE HUGS ! ! =O =(

    Yeas cheese ;) lol . . . You Know You Love It ;)

    Love You

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