1 A nice bit of ham.
2 Buttered biscuits.
3 Diggin Holes.
4 Saying its too cold to snow
5 Pretending to know about The IRA.
6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
7 Pretending they're in The IRA.
8 A stretch in the evenings
9 Lucozade
10 Accordians
11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
12 A dinner dance
13 Gettin covered in muck.
14 Shania Twain.
15 Heifers
16 Spitting in their hands before doing anything manual
17 Steel toe caps.
18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
19 Aetin sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA matches
20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
21 The smell of fresh dung.
22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
23 Work Clothes
24 A bottle a mineral.
25 Fightin'.
26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from being foundered
27 'De' Hurling/Football.
28 Being overweight.
29 Women that look like heifers.
30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup a tae.
31 Drink driving.
32 Red diesel
33 The Fear of Change.
34 A nice bit of Barnbrack
35 Lying.
36 Building walls.
37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
38 Pretending to like mass
39 Talking about ****e like Flax and the Corncrake.
40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
42 Mohammed Ali.
43 Machinery.
44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
45 A good read of Irelands Own.
46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
48 Turf, because central heatin's for weemin.
49 Soda farls.
50 Sponge 'n Custard
51 America, and anything to do with it.
52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
54 The IRA.
55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
57 Club Orange
58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
59 The Foot & Mouth.
60 Aetin' a big feed a shpuds.
61 TK Red Lemonade
62 Bottles of cold tea