ALL ABOUT ME YOU FUCKERS.

. Full Name: Peter Francis Elliott
2. Nicknames: Pete or Elliott just
3. Birthday: 15 April
4. Place of Birth: Belfast
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: Left in 2001
8. School: St. Josephs
9. Occupation: Working in Next
10. Residence: Ladybrook/Blacks Rd
11. MSN messager Name: Ya have a face on ye like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle
12. Hair Color: Dirty Fair
13. Hair Length: in cm?: About 4 or 5??
14. Eye color: Baby Blue
16. Height: 6"0
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses? Nope
19. Piercings: None
20. Tattoos: Not as of yet
21. Righty or Lefty: Lefty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Jonny Rooney
23. First Award: P5 Footballer of the Year or something
24. First Sport You Joined: Football
25. First pet: Golden Lab - Barney
26. First Real Vacation: France '97
27. First Concert: Bruce Springsteen @ RDS
28. First Love: Football!

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Too many to tell..Braveheart,Shawshank,Beautif
 ul Mind, Good Will Hunting
30. TV programme:Scrubs
31. Color:Red
32. Rapper:Snoop or Dre
33. Band:Far too many to even start
34. Song Right Now: None
35. Friend: Big Pete/ Wee Pete/ Kevin

36. Sweet:Foxes Classics all the way
37. Sport to Play:Football
38. Restuarant: Red Panda - Odyssey
39. Favorite brand: Durex
40. Store: Does Wineflair count??
41. School Subject:Maths - was a gift
42. Animal: Shark lol
43. Book:Angels & Demons
44. Magazine:Top Gear
45. Shoes: Really?? I aint no God damn woman.

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Wrecked after working from 7 then going to play football
47. Single or Taken?:Single
48. Have a crush:Nope
49. Eating: Sausage Roll
50. Drinking: Nothing
51. Typing:The answer to this question numbnuts
52. Online?:Ermmm.....
53. Listening To:Goo Goo Dolls - Iris
54. Thinking About: What to have for Dinner
55. Wanting To: Sleep for about a day
56. Watching: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
57. Wearing: Only back from a match so wearing an Ireland tracksuit

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Yea probably
59. Want to be Married?:Yea
60. Careers in Mind: Physiotherapist
61. Where do you want to live:New Zealand, or somewhere Hot.
62. Car: McLaren Mercedes SLR

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Brunette all the way
64. Hair length: Don't like it too short, but really doesn't matter
65. Eye color ark
66. Measurments: 34 C
67. Cute or Sexy: Bit of Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both i spose
70. Short or Tall:Shorter than me
71. Easygoing or serious: Bit of both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: lol doesn't have to be skinny, but as long as they don't require instructions or warning signs
74. Sensitive or Loud: Mixture
75. Hook-up or Relationship:since im apparantly not getting any younger, would be relationship
76. Sweet or Caring oth feck sake
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One:Needs to be a trouble Maker to keep up with me lol

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger:Yup
79. Had Alcohol: mmmmmmmmmm alcohol *drools*
80. Smoked:Not a cigarette
81. Ran Away From Home: Nope, moved out, if that counts without telling anyone lol
82. Broken a bone: Yes lol many
83. Got an X-ray: again . . . Many!!
84. Been with someone: Yea this one time at band camp. . . .
85. Broken Someones Heart: ermm. . . yes :S
86. Broke Up With Someone: yup
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yea
88. Cried At School: Yea

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Unsure
90. Miracles: Yes
91. Love At First sight: Not so far
92. Ghosts:no
93. Aliens:if they are anything like what ripley had to kill then hell no
94. Soul Mates:Yea
95. Heaven:Yea
96. Hell:Yea
97. Angels:No
98. Kissing on The First Date:I'm a bloke, i believe in everything on the first date lol
99. Horoscopes: No lol

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? Jessica Alb

Podge and Rodge
I'm as sick as a small hospital.

I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child.

She had a face on her like a well slapped arse.

Your' re as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack.

He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup.

He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician.

As funny as a burning orphanage.

He's so camp, he shites tent pegs.

I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes.

I feel like a boiled shite (hungover).

(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress.

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn.

As busy as the dalkey dole office.

Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit.

As tight as a nun's knickers.

I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn.

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the
van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

Up and down like a hoor's knickers.

No show pony but would do for a ride around the house.

Did your mother find out who your father is yet?

What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt.

I left her with a face like a painters radio.

A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard.

Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche.

As fit as a butcher's dog.

She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Not even the tide would take her out.

Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her.

Daz wouldn't shift her.

Des Kelly wouldn't lay her.

A sniper wouldn't take her out.

Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle.

If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one.

She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle.

She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.

She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab.

If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.

Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her
f@nny.

Right Fuckers, Got bored of having nothing in here. So do this and get your true feelings out!


1.Who are you?
2.Are we friends?
3.When and How did we meet?
4.Do you have a crush on me?
5.Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6.Give me a nickname and explain why?
7.Describe me in 1 word
8.What was your first impression of me?
9.Do u still think the same?
10.What reminds you of me?
11.If you could give me anything what would it be?
12.How well do you know me?
13.When was the last time you saw me?
14.Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
15.Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?