Are you?
1. A Cuddler? I love hugs =]
2. A Morning Person? if 2 pm is morning...
3. A Perfectionist? sometimes
4. An Only Child? nope
5. Catholic? does it matter...and no
6. In Your Pyjamas? yerp =]
7. Suffering From A Broken Heart? I think I'm ok for once
8. Okay At Styling Other Peoples Hair? friiiinnnnggggggeeeeee
10. Addicted To Bebo? bebo is crap
11. Shy Around The Opposite Gender? hmmmm sometimes it depends
12. In Love? I love music and my friends...

Do You:
13. Get Paranoid At Times? ya i can be neurotic at times
14. Currently Regret Something You Did/Said? lol yes
15. Curse When You Get Mad? yerp
16. Enjoy Country Music? ya
17. Enjoy Jazz? ya
18. Enjoy Smoothies? hmmmm
19. Enjoy Talking On The Phone? perfer it to texting and it depends who to
20. Have A Lot To Learn? always, im still young
21. Have A Pet? woofie woof
22. You "Fall For The Wrong Person"? hahaha haha UNDERSTATEMENT
23. Have All Your Grandparents? 1s alive but i think the others are watching over me in a way
24. Have At Least One Sibling? 3
25. Get Along With Your Parents? hmmm sometimes sorta it fluctuates
26. Have A Broken Bone? yerp
27. Have Caller I.D. On Your Phone? no its the 19th century and i have to use telegrams

HAVE YOU:
28. Changed A Diaper? no
29. Changed A Lot Over The Past Year? yes in ways but things always change
30. Had Surgery? hahaha
31. Killed Another Person? nope
32. Had The Cops Called On You? SCATER LADS! yerp

LAST PERSON WHO:
1. Slept In Your Bed, Besides You? haha
2. Saw You Cry? dunno
3. Went To The Movies With You? my friends
4. You Went To The Mall With? declan or maybe leah
5. You Went To Dinner With? am my friends ?
6. You Talked On The Phone To? clive
7. Made You Laugh? i dunno
8. You Kissed? -_-

Would You Rather:
1. Pierced Nose Or Tongue? Nose
2. Be Serious Or Funny? funny =]
3. Drink Whole Or Skimmed Milk? whole
4. Spend Time With Yur Famly Or Enemies? my fam

Are You:
1. Simple Or Complicated? both
2. Gay? not in either way
3. Hardcore? i wish...

Do You Prefer:
1. Flowers Or Candy? mmmhh candy =]
2. Gray Or Black? black
3. Color Or Black & White Photos? depends
4. Lust Or Love? thats actualy a philophical debate but love to be simple
5. Sunrise Or Sunset?: sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles? M&Ms
7. Staying Up Late Or Waking Up Early? up late! =]

About You:
1. What Time Is It? 01.46 now
2. Name? John
3. Nickname(s) : Johnny, monkey etc
4. Birthplace? Cork
5. Birthdate? 30th april 1990
6. What Do You Want? hmmmm and give it away? i want what i want
7. Where Do You Want To Live? london, new york, etc but where ever im happy
8. How Many Kids Do You Want? 2 maybe 3
9. What Would You Name A Girl? i like unusual and pretty names
10. What Would You Name A Boy? mark or jesse
11. Do You Want To Get Married? with the right person

Unique:
1. Nervous Habits: i bite my nails alot
2. Are You Double Jointed? Nope
3. Can You Roll Your Tongue? yarp
4. Can You Raise One Eyebrow? dunno...*tries*
5. Can You Cross Your Eyes? no
6. Ever Thrown One At Someone? wth?

"Children show scars like medals. Lovers use them as secrets to reveal. A scar is what happens when the world is made flesh. It is easy to display a wound, the proud scars of combat. It is hard to show a pimple." -Leonard Cohen, The Favourite Game

My Various nicknames:
-*from across the pool* WILLIEEEEEEEE
-Sorched willie
-John "road rage" Helen
-Johnny mellon(a woman reading my name wrong at the airport)

Leah's moms various sexual induendos:
-"aw poor little Johnny lost his sasuage"
-"they must not believe in boning here"
-"speedo alert"

Hanncock quotes:
-"HANDJOB!"
-"you sure you wanna ride this train?"

and to our main feature the quotes:

"stop aproaching me from behind like some sort of antelope"

"what's this for to write your emo shit in?"

"it's not a journal...ITS A MAN DIARY!"

"the windmill"

"I'll never let go jack, never"....."until your cryogeniclay tawted 40 years later"

"no your not your mhhhhhhhh.." "..yeah mhhhhhhhhh wobbly bits..." "no..MHHHHHHH BITS"

"your erection has been noted"

"where else did you burn?"
*looks down pants*
"oh god!"

"hey jasmine just look down the hoose there to see if it works"
*turns on tap*

*lobster hands*

"im not coming to your weeding"
"why...cause you'll still be in love with me?"
"no dear cause my butt'll look fat in a tux"

"bouncy strawberry"

*the burger system*
"whats he?a chesse burger?"
"no...euro saver"

"NO dont go to Manard.....you big rowntree"

"i like your celtic music"
*akward looks*

"terrorism is tourist greatest treat"

"ah this fierce deep here"

"do we know you from somewhere..."
"maybe you do?"
"oh yeah your the idiot who go wedgied on the slide...!"

"my lifes already a bad chick flick...why not make it a perfet 10"

*ON MERRY GO ROUND*"FUCKING NEOW"




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