Chris Clouston
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- there is not much to say about my life except that i am the president of china
Hell yes creative media ftw!
I spend most of my time in town
I play 4 of yer mas wonderful strings
I am the most Black Metal thing to come to Dumfries since Norwegian Hovis!
Just to let u know im not Irish i admit my accent sounds a bit irish but i have no relation to Ireland in anyway ive never even been, my ancestors r from Norway!
Fuck your metal!
Keep it BLACK METAL!!! \m/
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- Dark Moor, Iron Maiden, Metallica, DragonForce,
Weird Al Yankovich, Mc Lyric, Dj Rankin!!!!, Dj Tiesto, Flip n Fill, some Cascada, Slayer, Franz Ferdinand, The Strokes, Meatloaf, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Micheal Jackson(it had to be said hes a class singer so what if he likes little boys), The Foo Fighters, Final Fantasy Soundtracks, Alice Cooper, Metallica, O-Zone(even tho ive only heard one song by o-zone it is one of my favourite songs of all time NUMA NUMA!!!!!!!!!), Songs by Weebls-stuff.com(yay Magical Trevor), The Misfits, The Offspring, Madness, Tenacious D, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Arcade Fire, Johnny Cash, ANDREW W.K!, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, Behemoth,
Gorgoroth(.....SATAN!!!),
Devil Driver, Bob Dylan, Dimmu Borgir, Immortal, DarkThrone,
Mayhem, Venom, DETHKLOK!, Deicid
e, The Bezerker, Canibal Corpse, Dying Fetus - Films
- Pulp Fiction, Saving Private Ryan, This is Spinal Tap, Star Wars(the prequels were quite bad but the original trilogy ruled), Final Fantasy VII:Advent Children(was quite disapointing but it was alright), Donny Darko, Home Alone 1 and 2, The Lord of the Rings, Braveheart, all of Tim Burton's Films are class and i cant be bothered naming all of them, jurassic parks 1 2 and 3, Madagasgar, Toy Story 1 and 2, shrek 1 and 2 and 3, Pirates of the carribean 1 and 2 and 3, All the Monty Python Films, V for Vendetta, Transformers
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- dont really like sports except for running i LOVE running soooooooooooooooooooooo much
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- spiders, shauns monobrow (it talks to me)
- Claire Pigglesworth
- ive had her laughing so much that she was crying, on verge of spweing, and she couldnt breathe and shes still laughing!
- Games
- Final Fantasy VII is the best, most Nintendo games, Mortal Kombat, Metal Gear Solid, The Legend of Zelda, most Rare games (rare is a company by the way)
- ppl i would quite like to meet
- link, glen benton, sephiroth, hitler, raspu
tin (badass!), danny filth so that i can loosen the clamp on his balls, peter griffen, akuma, ringo, star, noel fieldings, old gregg, obi wan kenobi (the list will contue when i can be bothered lol)
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Gus Vs Shreenbean The Ultimate Duel of the Fates
This i the almighty battle between old friends over msn
Invisible: Captain James Shreenbean
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire:Gus (Chris)
This battle began at roughly 9 oclock and eneded about 20 passed 10 if i am not mistaken.
Invisible says:
And then theres Gustopher
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
i am neither gus nor christopher
Invisible says:
i see
Invisible says:
Then prepare to fight
Invisible says:
as i am Shreenan
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Half of the Almighty Til-Bean
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
ill just go all out norweigian black metal boar hunting style on your ass
Invisible says:
Ill go all fucking Mega Irish Metal on yer candy ass and give you the peoples Kamehame Ha
Invisible says:
Lol
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
i see
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
then ill just have to go all out cell style and become a fat shit and explode
Invisible says:
Then i have no choice
Invisible says:
You are looking at a record holder, that sexy man your taking too. His name is Captain Shreenbean and he is something of a celebrity. You might not have heard of him. He's a professional executioner. He is a hangman. His is the last face Nguyen Tuong Van, an Australian of Vietnamese lineage convicted of drug smuggling, will ever see.
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
impressive
Invisible says:
lol
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
u r indeed a worthy opponent
Invisible says:
lol
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
ill have to go all out
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fookin ryt
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
prepare for my ultimate move
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
100 times big bang kamhehamheSTEVO BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
oh and did i forget to mention........
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
rabbed
Invisible says:
hmmmm.......
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indeed the battle is intense
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
its namek all over agen
Invisible says:
i may have to revok on using a forbidden move, tought to me by a Vulcan
Invisible says:
*Sneaks up from behind*
VULCAN NERVE GRIP
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TUVOK STYLE
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lol
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Oh
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and....
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
lmao i knew u were gonna do the nerve grip
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Anti-Rabbed
Invisible says:
its a great move
Invisible says:
its gonna be in the DBZ movie i tell you
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LOL
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
i see you are more powerful than i could have ever imagined
Invisible says:
lol
Invisible says:
hahahahaha
Invisible says:
*pissing masel in laughter*
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
but thats all going to change after i transform into ............SUPER GUS THE 9TH WONDER OF THE WORLD!!!
Invisible says:
Then thats it, im left wounded, injured, and tired......i call a friend into battle for help....
FUSION---HAAAAAA
I AM THE ALMIGHTY TIL-BEAN. I WILL BE THE ONE TO OUT SMOKE YOU!
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
well being honest u could outsmoke me in your normal form
Invisible says:
hahahaha
ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
BUT NEVERTHELESS I WILL DETSROY YOU0 commentaires 563 jours
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Things ill miss about st joes (in no order)
1.Seeing all the people that i wouldnt normally see outside of school
2.The amazing banter i have with fraser in most of our classes
3.The fun times i spent with Shon
4.Regi wih Jack, Nicholas, Alix, Jack, Thomas and Ed
5.David and Aaron even though ive only known them for a short period of time ill still miss them
6.Walking into town at lunch
7.Cal and the smokers crew (mainly just Cal lol)
8.Claire
9. Mr Schofeild (i still have the pictures to remember him by)
10.Sports day (thank god im going to the one this year)
11.The legend teachers like Mr Hart, Mr Birrell and Mr Abbott
12.The walks down to the posty usually accompanied by Fraser and sometimes Peter or Toad
13.The times when ill be standing outside the posty waiting for Fraser and Rory comes up and speaks to me for a bit cos i dont normally see him about anywhere else
14.Drama with Kaisha
15.Ripping Gary
16.Maths with Courtney
17.Going up town after school to speak to the biscuit crew and all the folk from the high school and the academy (Sophie, Briggsy, etc)
18.Woodwork with Ciaron (cant spell his name lol)
ill write more when i think of more1 commentaire 579 jours
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Metal Test
POWER METAL:
-The following applies to me:
[x] I enjoy Lord Of The Rings and Dungeons & Dragons(well i dont like dungeons and dragons)
[ ] I like extremely long songs
[x] Swords rule
[ ] I quite often find myself saying "That's epic"
-I listen to the following bands:
[x] Helloween
[ ] Iced Earth
[ ] Blind Guardian
[ ] Gamma Ray
[ ] Stratovarius
[ ] Hammerfall
[x] Dragonforce
[ ] Sonata Arctica
[x] Manowar
[ ] Edguy
[ ] Demons & Wizards
[ ] Rhapsody
[ ] Symphony X
[ ] Primal Fear
TOTAL: 5
THRASH METAL:
-The following applies to me:
[ ] I own a patched denim jacket/vest
[ ] I'm always wasted
[ ] I think white Reebok high tops are the best shoes ever
[x] I like Explorer guitars
-I listen to the following bands:
[x] Metallica
[x] Slayer
[ ] Anthrax
[x] Megadeth
[ ] Testament
[ ] Overkill
[ ] Exodus
[ ] Nuclear Assault
[ ] Dark Angel
[ ] Kreator
[ ] Sodom
[ ] Destruction
[ ] S.O.D
[ ] Death Angel
TOTAL: 4
BLACK METAL
-The following applies to me:
[x] I like corpse paint
[ ] HAIL SATAN!
[ ] I support church burnings
[x] I have pictures of myself taken in the forest
-I listen to the following bands:
[x] Venom
[ ] Bathory
[x] Celtic Frost
[ ] Mercyful Fate/King Diamond
[x] Burzum
[x] Darkthrone
[x] Mayhem
[ ] Dark Funeral
[x] Emperor
[x] Immortal
[ ] Enslaved
[x] Gorgoroth
[ ] Satyricon
[x] Behemoth
TOTAL: 11
DEATH METAL
-The following applies to me:
[ ] Blood and gore rules
[x] Gutteral vocals are awesome
[ ] The majority of my favourite bands are from Florida
[x] You arent grossed out by song titles like "I Cum Blood"
-I listen to the following bands:
[x] Cannibal Corpse
[ ] Obituary
[ ] Possessed
[x] Death
[ ] Carcass
[ ] Morbid Angel
[x] Deicide
[x] Necrophagist
[x] Napalm Death
[ ] Krisiun
[x] Nile
[x] Dying Fetus
[ ] Entombed
TOTAL: 9
GLAM/HAIR METAL
-The following applies to me:
[ ] I own spandex
[ ] I own leopard print items
[ ] I go through more hairspray than any human being should
[ ] I wear more make-up than any human being should
-I listen to the following bands:
[x] Motley Crue
[ ] Ratt
[ ] Poison
[ ] Winger
[ ] Hanoi Rocks
[ ] Cinderella
[ ] Dokken
[ ] Slaughter
[ ] Vixen
[ ] Mr. Big
[x] Def Leppard
[ ] Quiet Riot
[x] Bon Jovi
TOTAL: 3
SLEAZE METAL/ROCK'n'ROLL
-the following applies to me:
[x] I wear my leather jacket everywhere
[x] biker gloves are badass
[ ] I get pissed off when someone confuses "glam metal" with sleaze metal.
[x] bandannas are my ..1 choice of headgear
-I listen to the following bands:
[ ] Guns N' Roses
[ ] Faster Pussycat
[ ] LA Guns
[ ] Vains of Jenna
[x] Aerosmith
[ ] Snakepit
[ ] Lynch Mob
[ ] Vinnie Vincent Invasion
[ ] London
[ ] Skid Row
TOTAL: 4
CLASSIC METAL
-The following applies to me:
[x] I don't think there's anything gay about leather pants
[x] 2 guitars are better than 1
[ ] You hate the majority of modern music
[ ] Rob Halford is God.
-I listen to the following bands:
[x] Judas Priest
[x] Iron Maiden
[x] Motorhead
[x] Black Sabbath
[x] Ozzy Osbourne
[ ] Dio
[ ] The Scorpions
[ ] Accept
[ ] Savatage
[ ] Girlschool
[ ] Armored Saint
[ ] Diamond Head
[ ] Saxon
[ ] Grim Reaper
TOTAL:7
NU METAL
-The following applies to me:
[ ] I wear baggy Hot Topic pants
[ ] I hate guitar solos
[ ] Metal songs with DJ scratches are awesome
[ ] I hang out at the mall all the time
-I listen to the following bands:
[ ] KoRn
[ ] Slipknot
[ ] Papa Roach
[ ] Limp Bizkit
[ ] Disturbed
[ ] Linkin Park
[ ] Powerman 5000
[ ] Static-X
[ ] Drowning Pool
[ ] Mudvayne
[ ] System Of A Down
[ ] P.O.D
[ ] Saliva
[ ] Ill Nino
TOTAL: 0
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Metaldude
M gd thanx dude, i bought tht cannibal comic book its pretty cool,but typical i find it day aftr cannibal,i cldv got it signd,oh well i'l just hav 2 w8 till nxt time.so whens ur nxt gig,u goin 2c slayer, i heard the hauntd r gonna support slayer along with municiple waste.
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Blair Magee
Thanks a lot man. You guys were fucking brutal likes.
I was bricking it, then after the first 5 mins i was okay likes. What about you?
Haha. Class. You guys in my view were the best. But can't really compare, two completely different types of music likes. -
Sunny RainIl y a 4 semainesi dont recall you asking me there
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Il y a 5 semaines
Sunny Rain
i was stuck today as to who was worthy enought to recieve my last love. then i peered at my top friends and noticed the name Chris Clouston. this made me ponder. i then thought of our wedding plans and i believe you are worthy enough
might aswell get in yer good books if ima marry yeh ! x
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Veni Vidi ViciIl y a 7 semainesyeah its banborou kobou.
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Sunny RainIl y a 8 semainesI haven't spoke to you in like a week
its ruining my life Chris
I LOVE YOU
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Imogen
Lol class, some of them are quite good. I like the that mental thing on ur arm with the spikes! Cool as fuck x
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TurbyneIl y a 10 semainesHello! And many devil horns aimed in your direction. Turbyne are playing the Venue Dumfries a week this Saturday! 26th Sept 2009 with support from Liverpools Second nature and Carlsile’s The Scholer! If you fancy yourself a real metal head show up and support your local and national metal talent! Take care and keep it fucking metal. Many thanks and insults from the lads in TURBYNE!!!
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FuckYouIl y a 10 semainesyour piggy backs suck! sorry to say
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Mikey Young
gdgd ayee goin gd lyks! cheers
aw gd stuff! wot do yi take pictures of lyk ? jst random stuff ? lol
nwt reeli tbh! jst skl... bores me tae death lyk lol!
aye a cn mynd yi sayin! huv a gd weekend?
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Mikey Young
oi oi
hows it gan chris? wot yi uptae these days?
last tym a saw yi you had this suit oan haha new job ? -
FuckYouIl y a 11 semainesloved the shirt today :~) you deffo had guts






















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