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Chris Clouston

I cant beleive it. Gaahl has retired from Metal!

8/24/09 | me too! | Reply

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  • Member since: December 2005
  • Last active: Mar 26
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What The Fuck is a Goony Goo Goo?
Me, Myself, and I
there is not much to say about my life except that i am the president of china

Hell yes creative media ftw!
I spend most of my time in town
I play 4 of yer mas wonderful strings
I am the most Black Metal thing to come to Dumfries since Norwegian Hovis!

Just to let u know im not Irish i admit my accent sounds a bit irish but i have no relation to Ireland in anyway ive never even been, my ancestors r from Norway!

Fuck your metal!
Keep it BLACK METAL!!! \m/
The Other Half Of Me
J. Lennon

J. Lennon

1 of my bestest childhood friends who moved away:(

Music
Dark Moor, Iron Maiden, Metallica, DragonForce,
 Weird Al Yankovich, Mc Lyric, Dj Rankin!!!!, Dj Tiesto, Flip n Fill, some Cascada, Slayer, Franz Ferdinand, The Strokes, Meatloaf, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Micheal Jackson(it had to be said hes a class singer so what if he likes little boys), The Foo Fighters, Final Fantasy Soundtracks, Alice Cooper, Metallica, O-Zone(even tho ive only heard one song by o-zone it is one of my favourite songs of all time NUMA NUMA!!!!!!!!!), Songs by Weebls-stuff.com(yay Magical Trevor), The Misfits, The Offspring, Madness, Tenacious D, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Arcade Fire, Johnny Cash, ANDREW W.K!, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, Behemoth,
Gorgoroth(.....SATAN!!!),
Devil Driver, Bob Dylan, Dimmu Borgir, Immortal, DarkThrone,
Mayhem, Venom, DETHKLOK!, Deicid
 e, The Bezerker, Canibal Corpse, Dying Fetus
Films
Pulp Fiction, Saving Private Ryan, This is Spinal Tap, Star Wars(the prequels were quite bad but the original trilogy ruled), Final Fantasy VII:Advent Children(was quite disapointing but it was alright), Donny Darko, Home Alone 1 and 2, The Lord of the Rings, Braveheart, all of Tim Burton's Films are class and i cant be bothered naming all of them, jurassic parks 1 2 and 3, Madagasgar, Toy Story 1 and 2, shrek 1 and 2 and 3, Pirates of the carribean 1 and 2 and 3, All the Monty Python Films, V for Vendetta, Transformers
Sports
dont really like sports except for running i LOVE running soooooooooooooooooooooo much
Scared Of
spiders, shauns monobrow (it talks to me)
Claire Pigglesworth
ive had her laughing so much that she was crying, on verge of spweing, and she couldnt breathe and shes still laughing!
Games
Final Fantasy VII is the best, most Nintendo games, Mortal Kombat, Metal Gear Solid, The Legend of Zelda, most Rare games (rare is a company by the way)
ppl i would quite like to meet
link, glen benton, sephiroth, hitler, raspu
 tin (badass!), danny filth so that i can loosen the clamp on his balls, peter griffen, akuma, ringo, star, noel fieldings, old gregg, obi wan kenobi (the list will contue when i can be bothered lol)

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  • Gus Vs Shreenbean The Ultimate Duel of the Fates

    This i the almighty battle between old friends over msn
    Invisible: Captain James Shreenbean
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire:Gus (Chris)

    This battle began at roughly 9 oclock and eneded about 20 passed 10 if i am not mistaken.

    Invisible says:
    And then theres Gustopher
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    i am neither gus nor christopher
    Invisible says:
    i see
    Invisible says:
    Then prepare to fight
    Invisible says:
    as i am Shreenan
    Invisible says:
    Half of the Almighty Til-Bean
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    ill just go all out norweigian black metal boar hunting style on your ass
    Invisible says:
    Ill go all fucking Mega Irish Metal on yer candy ass and give you the peoples Kamehame Ha
    Invisible says:
    Lol
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    i see
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    then ill just have to go all out cell style and become a fat shit and explode
    Invisible says:
    Then i have no choice
    Invisible says:
    You are looking at a record holder, that sexy man your taking too. His name is Captain Shreenbean and he is something of a celebrity. You might not have heard of him. He's a professional executioner. He is a hangman. His is the last face Nguyen Tuong Van, an Australian of Vietnamese lineage convicted of drug smuggling, will ever see.
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:

    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    impressive
    Invisible says:
    lol
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    u r indeed a worthy opponent
    Invisible says:
    lol
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    ill have to go all out
    Invisible says:
    fookin ryt
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    prepare for my ultimate move
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    100 times big bang kamhehamheSTEVO BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    oh and did i forget to mention........
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    rabbed
    Invisible says:
    hmmmm.......
    Invisible says:
    indeed the battle is intense
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    its namek all over agen
    Invisible says:
    i may have to revok on using a forbidden move, tought to me by a Vulcan
    Invisible says:
    *Sneaks up from behind*

    VULCAN NERVE GRIP
    Invisible says:
    TUVOK STYLE
    Invisible says:
    lol
    Invisible says:
    Oh
    Invisible says:
    and....
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    lmao i knew u were gonna do the nerve grip
    Invisible says:
    Anti-Rabbed
    Invisible says:
    its a great move
    Invisible says:
    its gonna be in the DBZ movie i tell you
    Invisible says:
    LOL
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:

    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    i see you are more powerful than i could have ever imagined
    Invisible says:
    lol
    Invisible says:
    hahahahaha
    Invisible says:
    *pissing masel in laughter*
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    but thats all going to change after i transform into ............SUPER GUS THE 9TH WONDER OF THE WORLD!!!
    Invisible says:
    Then thats it, im left wounded, injured, and tired......i call a friend into battle for help....

    FUSION---HAAAAAA


    I AM THE ALMIGHTY TIL-BEAN. I WILL BE THE ONE TO OUT SMOKE YOU!
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    well being honest u could outsmoke me in your normal form
    Invisible says:
    hahahaha
    ILL MISS U ST JOES AND EVERYONE IN IT!!!!!!!! especially u claire says:
    BUT NEVERTHELESS I WILL DETSROY YOU

    0 Comments 261 weeks

  • Things ill miss about st joes (in no order)

    1.Seeing all the people that i wouldnt normally see outside of school
    2.The amazing banter i have with fraser in most of our classes
    3.The fun times i spent with Shon
    4.Regi wih Jack, Nicholas, Alix, Jack, Thomas and Ed
    5.David and Aaron even though ive only known them for a short period of time ill still miss them
    6.Walking into town at lunch
    7.Cal and the smokers crew (mainly just Cal lol)
    8.Claire :(
    9. Mr Schofeild (i still have the pictures to remember him by)
    10.Sports day (thank god im going to the one this year)
    11.The legend teachers like Mr Hart, Mr Birrell and Mr Abbott
    12.The walks down to the posty usually accompanied by Fraser and sometimes Peter or Toad
    13.The times when ill be standing outside the posty waiting for Fraser and Rory comes up and speaks to me for a bit cos i dont normally see him about anywhere else
    14.Drama with Kaisha
    15.Ripping Gary
    16.Maths with Courtney
    17.Going up town after school to speak to the biscuit crew and all the folk from the high school and the academy (Sophie, Briggsy, etc)
    18.Woodwork with Ciaron (cant spell his name lol)

    ill write more when i think of more

    1 Comment 263 weeks

  • Metal Test

    POWER METAL:
    -The following applies to me:
    [x] I enjoy Lord Of The Rings and Dungeons & Dragons(well i dont like dungeons and dragons)
    [ ] I like extremely long songs
    [x] Swords rule
    [ ] I quite often find myself saying "That's epic"
    -I listen to the following bands:
    [x] Helloween
    [ ] Iced Earth
    [ ] Blind Guardian
    [ ] Gamma Ray
    [ ] Stratovarius
    [ ] Hammerfall
    [x] Dragonforce
    [ ] Sonata Arctica
    [x] Manowar
    [ ] Edguy
    [ ] Demons & Wizards
    [ ] Rhapsody
    [ ] Symphony X
    [ ] Primal Fear
    TOTAL: 5

    THRASH METAL:
    -The following applies to me:
    [ ] I own a patched denim jacket/vest
    [ ] I'm always wasted
    [ ] I think white Reebok high tops are the best shoes ever
    [x] I like Explorer guitars
    -I listen to the following bands:
    [x] Metallica
    [x] Slayer
    [ ] Anthrax
    [x] Megadeth
    [ ] Testament
    [ ] Overkill
    [ ] Exodus
    [ ] Nuclear Assault
    [ ] Dark Angel
    [ ] Kreator
    [ ] Sodom
    [ ] Destruction
    [ ] S.O.D
    [ ] Death Angel
    TOTAL: 4

    BLACK METAL
    -The following applies to me:
    [x] I like corpse paint
    [ ] HAIL SATAN!
    [ ] I support church burnings
    [x] I have pictures of myself taken in the forest
    -I listen to the following bands:
    [x] Venom
    [ ] Bathory
    [x] Celtic Frost
    [ ] Mercyful Fate/King Diamond
    [x] Burzum
    [x] Darkthrone
    [x] Mayhem
    [ ] Dark Funeral
    [x] Emperor
    [x] Immortal
    [ ] Enslaved
    [x] Gorgoroth
    [ ] Satyricon
    [x] Behemoth
    TOTAL: 11

    DEATH METAL
    -The following applies to me:
    [ ] Blood and gore rules
    [x] Gutteral vocals are awesome
    [ ] The majority of my favourite bands are from Florida
    [x] You arent grossed out by song titles like "I Cum Blood"
    -I listen to the following bands:
    [x] Cannibal Corpse
    [ ] Obituary
    [ ] Possessed
    [x] Death
    [ ] Carcass
    [ ] Morbid Angel
    [x] Deicide
    [x] Necrophagist
    [x] Napalm Death
    [ ] Krisiun
    [x] Nile
    [x] Dying Fetus
    [ ] Entombed
    TOTAL: 9

    GLAM/HAIR METAL
    -The following applies to me:
    [ ] I own spandex
    [ ] I own leopard print items
    [ ] I go through more hairspray than any human being should
    [ ] I wear more make-up than any human being should
    -I listen to the following bands:
    [x] Motley Crue
    [ ] Ratt
    [ ] Poison
    [ ] Winger
    [ ] Hanoi Rocks
    [ ] Cinderella
    [ ] Dokken
    [ ] Slaughter
    [ ] Vixen
    [ ] Mr. Big
    [x] Def Leppard
    [ ] Quiet Riot
    [x] Bon Jovi
    TOTAL: 3

    SLEAZE METAL/ROCK'n'ROLL
    -the following applies to me:
    [x] I wear my leather jacket everywhere
    [x] biker gloves are badass
    [ ] I get pissed off when someone confuses "glam metal" with sleaze metal.
    [x] bandannas are my ..1 choice of headgear
    -I listen to the following bands:
    [ ] Guns N' Roses
    [ ] Faster Pussycat
    [ ] LA Guns
    [ ] Vains of Jenna
    [x] Aerosmith
    [ ] Snakepit
    [ ] Lynch Mob
    [ ] Vinnie Vincent Invasion
    [ ] London
    [ ] Skid Row
    TOTAL: 4


    CLASSIC METAL
    -The following applies to me:
    [x] I don't think there's anything gay about leather pants
    [x] 2 guitars are better than 1
    [ ] You hate the majority of modern music
    [ ] Rob Halford is God.
    -I listen to the following bands:
    [x] Judas Priest
    [x] Iron Maiden
    [x] Motorhead
    [x] Black Sabbath
    [x] Ozzy Osbourne
    [ ] Dio
    [ ] The Scorpions
    [ ] Accept
    [ ] Savatage
    [ ] Girlschool
    [ ] Armored Saint
    [ ] Diamond Head
    [ ] Saxon
    [ ] Grim Reaper
    TOTAL:7

    NU METAL
    -The following applies to me:
    [ ] I wear baggy Hot Topic pants
    [ ] I hate guitar solos
    [ ] Metal songs with DJ scratches are awesome
    [ ] I hang out at the mall all the time
    -I listen to the following bands:
    [ ] KoRn
    [ ] Slipknot
    [ ] Papa Roach
    [ ] Limp Bizkit
    [ ] Disturbed
    [ ] Linkin Park
    [ ] Powerman 5000
    [ ] Static-X
    [ ] Drowning Pool
    [ ] Mudvayne
    [ ] System Of A Down
    [ ] P.O.D
    [ ] Saliva
    [ ] Ill Nino
    TOTAL: 0

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    Valentines day love for the Clouston :D

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    I freakin' told you! :D

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    hey, i know, crazy stuff.. it's going well, how are you lately? been up to muchh? excited for christmas? xx

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    Gus. . . . your bodyguard is here to protect you!! :L :D

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    yeah dude im off 2moro and saturday so if u wanna get durin the day that'd be cool cuz i got necro practice at 5 both days

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    ha man its been to long

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    M gd thanx dude, i bought tht cannibal comic book its pretty cool,but typical i find it day aftr cannibal,i cldv got it signd,oh well i'l just hav 2 w8 till nxt time.so whens ur nxt gig,u goin 2c slayer, i heard the hauntd r gonna support slayer along with municiple waste.

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    Thanks a lot man. You guys were fucking brutal likes. I was bricking it, then after the first 5 mins i was okay likes. What about you? Haha. Class. You guys in my view were the best. But can't really compare, two completely different types of music likes.

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    i dont recall you asking me there :P

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