WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ (this is a crak up)

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some reason,that's ok.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts
while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless
hooker than the goddess we started out at just 4 hours ago.

5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice on the floor, pick it up
and continue eating it like its nobody's business.

6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we
barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is
the geek next to us.

9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with profs/co-workers/boss
should they be around

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar
and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.

11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them
half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really
good at it

13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us
just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor..
or like the mop.

15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong
way but..."

16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we
just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to
cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.

20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously
impractical.
but so beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't
walk straight.

21. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who
said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other
the next day.

-------------------Girls-----------------------
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys dont want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
---from the ground that aren't as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
----reality, they're amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who's---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
------------------ the way-------------------
------------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree.-----------------

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
(just a note from me, dont steal other peoples pics claiming theyre you... they will find out one day..)

two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!

nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.
"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"

load a bollocks!!!