Doctor Dog says: "in order to live a healthy lifestyle we must consume less donk and alot more donk so we can carry on donking for the rest of our donk"

P.s woof woof bring me children for i am hungry

yours sincerely
the national department of donk

Disadvantages: It has poor donk response.

Oi biatch!
Y wernt u in college 2day, jus so u no we gotta be in for 9 2moro instead of usual 11 to mock set up PA n tht.
yeh i no its shit but thts peter.
cya then hopefully.xx

"I can't take him seriously he looks like one of the fucking Happy Mondays..."

pmsl. ill be quiet in tht case then.
nut, jus work. wat about ursel?xx

Slut. !!

Nice one! Push it on the flow.
My only day off this week is tomorrow (sunday) so it would work for me then! and me and kyle were thinking of going to see Bruno in the eve, you're welcome to join if you can make it a ba ba oo ma maow maow ba ba oo maow ma maow ab b b b Bird bird the bird is the word etc
Im off to Ullapool to audition for the part of "villager" in a movie hoho!!

Hells,. that was alot ot take in. Surely there is some jobs in inverness thoo... there is tons of places in ness. its a bloody city !
jobs are in low supply here but this is a tiny place ya kno
I will come down, i have time this summer, i won't in october becasue i am going down the Wales again i think or i might stay at home by myself. I thin that would be awsome, but i doubt my family can trust me to stay by myself
I will be down with Mark in august becasue his sister is getting married so maybe we might see you then if we arn't doing to much hehehe!
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Hahaha, that is alot of writing hahaha! well i'm sad to hear things arn't going as well as i would like to hear... not good you can't stay down tbh. My exam i don't know yet, i find out on the 5th of aug!, should be decent i hope!
I'll see whats happening in the next wee while and i might come down a vist

I guess money is not good at all.?
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Thats cool how long you in inverness for?
My hoiliday has been great, i am loving it, it has been fairly warm but there rain tommorw apparently!
You going anywhere at all now?
or is it disaster?
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Hehe! horeeshitoo that was foonay!

Whats happenin in the world of Ben? I was thinking about a LotR Trilogy DAY watching the extended versions from start to finish. ie 12 hours of non stop preciousnessess.

what da ya say?

Alright, sorry about this but i won't be able to get you designs sent until the 15th, I am in wales, and ovioulsy can't send them
what have you all been up to? When you up in inverness? and how was your road trip?
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Gagoogity that Gashmoigen and call me a googis.

That sounds contrafribulatious and i cant wait for every turkish person in the world to join us in the celebrations.

not sure what im working next week yet (will hopefully know by tomowwow)

spanish chicken with yellow peppers, rice and mayonnaise. oh oh doctor sayus.

How many times does Ellen Macarthur have to go round the world, before she realises - she's a fuckin lesbian?....

Haha, hubble too funny lol
Im back in glasgow, got back yesterday, and now living at my desk for next 3 weeks haha
when you back?
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Just found u THE perfect skin haha

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Prev...


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Oh shut up achmed is awesome!
Im not being funny but its nearly a year ago I got the tickets! You've had plenty time to get it to me, im kinda short at the mo and need the money, not jst bit by bit,
Sorry dont want to be an arse bout it,

No clamydia aint here but SYPHILIS is! lol
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omg lol check my skin actually a lol

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Just cause you've made it in to a couple of lectures this week, it doesn't make you the benchmark.

I'm still obviously the benchmark, its just that i've lowered the standard quite a bit this year

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I think the real reason you love him so much is cause you have some deep rooted childhood fantasy about santa.

I won't judge you if you want to sit on his knee and tell him what a good boy you've been

Well, maybe a wee bit
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